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Quake / Re: Blaster & Teleownage !!!

« on: May 20, 2008, 04:04:50 PM »

Wth is wrong with u ppl.

 

Well... where to start?......

Yesterday I thought I was the rainbow haired son of God and felt compelled to save lost souls...


Today, I am Captain Fartface! The caped avenger of all people who have been subjected to rancid farts while riding in an elevator.


And tomorrow... I'll be sitting on the commode in nothing but my underwear with poop stains loading my assault rifle while softly chanting the words, "Jesus doesn't like it when you pee on the seat."

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Trouble Shooting / Re: Q2 Semi-WallHack Glitch

« on: May 20, 2008, 03:26:49 PM »

yes it did also have 3dfx support
i havent played unreal1 in forever

Probably right. I remember there a few games that were 3Dfx only, like one called Pandemonium. Not sure what kind of game it was, but the cover art featured some chick with large ta-ta's in a tight shirt.

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Trouble Shooting / Re: Q2 Semi-WallHack Glitch

« on: May 20, 2008, 11:22:39 AM »

i should think we are way past of the point of needing the software renderer
or do you think its going to add length to your e-penis? heh

tell that to epic.  I think even UT3 still had a software render.   

how is that possible? must totally rape your cpu out the ass

I can't really remember, but I think Unreal 1 was software rendering ONLY. I think Unreal 2 only had 3Daccelerated rendering with a requirement of over 8mb for the video card, which is probably why I never played it on my old system. So I'd assume that Unreal 3 would be 3Daccelerated only as well. I could be wrong though.

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/dev/random / Re: Smokers poll

« on: May 20, 2008, 01:20:35 AM »

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, I think I've got a boner! 

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Trouble Shooting / Re: Q2 Semi-WallHack Glitch

« on: May 19, 2008, 07:24:47 PM »

*you're

 

Your you're own undoing! Right, ToxicMonkey? 

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THE NOCLIP 1 BOARD / Re: Jump sub forum <<<?

« on: May 19, 2008, 07:16:54 PM »

 

 

 

 BREAD BREAD w/  -D

Spam sammitch with sunny D


  , that was anti-

   !!!!

 

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/dev/random / Re: Choose 5 games to take w/ you to your grave

« on: May 19, 2008, 05:29:33 PM »

  RON JEREMY LAND, beotch!! 

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/dev/random / Re: Smokers poll

« on: May 19, 2008, 05:25:28 PM »

Like I said, I've smoked tons of different brands over the years. For a while I was rolling my own using Top tobacco. One pouch was cheaper than a pack and I'd usually end up getting about 30 cigarettes out of it. And no filter to remove any of the tarry goodness.

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/dev/random / Re: Smokers poll

« on: May 19, 2008, 04:16:01 PM »

make/model: Camel Filters
race: White
gender: Male
location: California

 

Same here. Camel filters. I've smoked tons of different brands over the years. Used to be strictly a Kool smoker back when I smoked weed all the time. I liked the way they felt in my lungs. I switched to non-menthols when I finally got tired of smelling like an old unwashed ashtray full of stink. For some reason, Kools leave a horrible smell behind on you worse than other menthol brands. Around 21, I was strictly a non-filter smoker. Lucky Strikes. I still like Lucky Strikes more than Camel, they have a much better flavor in my opinion. That was back when I was a heavy drinker too, I'd end up smoking 3 packs a day and waking up the next morning not being able to take a deep breath without my lungs feeling like they were ripping open. I also didn't like how they turned my fingertips nicotine brown. I'd smoke them down to a pea sized roach, no sense in wasting any more of it than you have to, right? Also, Lucky Strikes cost way too much. They're always more expensive than the mainstream brands. Every now and then I'll get a pack just so I can feel like I'm rich, hehe. I'd probably be a Marlboro smoker except for the fact that Camel sends me more coupons and cool shit in the mail. Haven't gotten any little gifts from them recently, maybe one of the R.J. Reynolds execs will see this and send me one of those Camel logo pool tables or something.

CAMEL IS THE BEST! CAMEL FTW!!!1! I LOVE CAMELS!!!

Btw, does Marlboro still accept miles for stuff? I've got TONS of old Marlboro UPCs from back when they printed "5 miles" on them, and more from after they stopped printing "5 miles" on there.

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Ye Religion Thread

« on: May 19, 2008, 03:37:45 PM »

I watched the other parts of that little... "debate" (if you can call it that). I think I hate that stupid chick more than I do Kirk Cameron. Her voice makes me want to stab pencils through my ear drums. Seriously, bitch! Wear something a little less... cum-guzzling dumpster slut-ish! She looked like a cheap cocktail floozie. How am I supposed to believe that you're actually making intelligent points when you: a.) look like a dumb bimbo, and b.) I can't even pay attention to what you're saying because I'm too busy staring at your humongous tits and your trailer-park tribal arm band tattoo. I mean if your tits are just huge, that's fine. They're just gonna have to BE right there on your chest for all to see. But I can tell they're fake store-bought stripper titties even when you hide them under a king sized pillow! Go back to your fucking pole dancing, Ginger!

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/dev/random / Smokers poll

« on: May 19, 2008, 03:28:05 PM »

Welcome to flavor country!


I began looking at some surveys conducted which showed the percentage of smokers by demographic and geographic location based on the brands they smoke. I know that probably more than half of us are smokers. Let's see what brand is the most popular among the Spleeners.

***If your brand is not listed, please reply stating your brand preference. I know you weird assed Canadians have your local brands. We Americans don't mind if you think your domestic smoke is better than good old Carolina and Virginia grown tobacco, more for us.

Code: [Select]

SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: CIGARETTES ARE GOOD FOR YOU, THEY ARE RICH IN VITAMIN N

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Ye Religion Thread

« on: May 19, 2008, 02:05:19 PM »

HA! Some of my turds are the size and shape of a banana, that doesn't mean God intended me to EAT IT!

That is retarded. "Look! Something that works! Hmm, SOMEONE had to make it work! I BET THAT SOMEONE WAS GOD!"

DEE-DEE-DEE!!!!!

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha Look Like?

« on: May 19, 2008, 10:47:52 AM »

Shit! Must be using industrial strength aftershave! 

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Ye Religion Thread

« on: May 19, 2008, 10:42:15 AM »

I understand an atheists beliefs and do not find them pathetic because everyone has a right to their own opinion..

Speaking of irony, notice you say atheists' beliefs are not pathetic only because they have a right to their own opinion. So because somebody has a right to an opinion, the content of that opinion can't be "pathetic"?

Allow me to illustrate your point, DaHang:
"I think that finger-painting on the bathroom wall with my own shit is beautiful artwork!"

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures

« on: May 19, 2008, 10:35:28 AM »

It looks like LIVE is after Death. Shouldn't it be LIFE? After all, the opposite of LIVE is "10 second taped delay for wardrobe malfunction viewing prevention purposes".

Yeah, teach is a total noob.