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Politics / Re: Feminism
« on: February 22, 2008, 07:42:41 AM »
1) Bill Maher is an idiot
...
4) Once agian Bill Maher is an idiot

 :yessign:
Amen to that.

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/dev/random / Re: NaDe CLoWnEgE
« on: February 21, 2008, 07:39:13 PM »
Mmmm, prairie squid!   :sex_algida:



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/dev/random / Re: Got a Pet? Show'em off here!
« on: February 21, 2008, 05:08:24 PM »
:yessign:  :rockon:  this is my princess Diva lounging on a pillow that she isn't suppose to be on.



Mmmm, shiney green donut.

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/dev/random / Re: Got a Pet? Show'em off here!
« on: February 21, 2008, 01:42:22 PM »
dogs > cats

Eh, I dunno. Dog is a little greasy to me, but cats make great burgers. Birds just taste like chicken... go figure.

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 21, 2008, 01:38:44 PM »
Isn't Anal Cunt related to GG Allin somehow?

Hmmm, not that I know of. Speaking of cover songs, Anal Cunt did a cover of the BeeGees song Stayin' Alive.

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 20, 2008, 10:34:21 PM »
The band is Scissorfight. Excellent rowdy drinkin' tunes. One of my favorites is their cover of GG Allin and the Murder Junkies "Drink Fight and Fuck", although I can't find a clip of it.  :(

God bless GG Allin, one of the craziest motherfuckers to ever come down the pike.

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 20, 2008, 08:22:43 AM »
Jack 750ml = $18.99
Jack 1.75l = $29.99

Liquor is cheap in NH since the stores are state run and the tax break.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOsAzknN1ig

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/dev/random / Re: The epitomy of LOL!
« on: February 19, 2008, 08:55:56 PM »
You are wrong in both instances, grasshopper. As the master Snoop Dogg has taught us, it is best to be rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and juice.

He then employs a paradox to admonish us to have our minds on our money and our money on our minds. This might seem like a difficult task, but with dilligence and dedication, it can be done.

 :pimp:

Lil' Showstoppa: "if you wanna bump..."
Using the proper vernacular, doesn't "bump" mean "to copulate or fornicate with"? Where the hell did I put my old high school ghetto grammar textbook?

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 19, 2008, 08:44:22 PM »
mainly just the 750mL "fifth" and the 1.75L "half gallon".. neither of which is actually the volumetric amount the nickname claims ("5th" of a gallon), but close enough  :beer: 

LOL, Yeah, drunks have never been famous for their ability to use math.... or drive a car.  :drive2:

best beer is an open beer.

I suppose that depends on the amount of time it's been open for.

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 19, 2008, 02:00:41 PM »
A fifth of Jack might run you $30-$35,

 :WTF:

You're getting ripped off.

Yeah, got my size/price fuckered up, a 750mL bottle of black Jack runs about $22, 1L is $32.
Johnny Walker black, 750mL is $36, 1L is $50.
And the Johnny Walker blue?..... PEEP DIS SHIT! $235 FOR A 750mL!!!!


1/2 pint of Guinness and 1/2 a pint of Wachusett Blueberry Ale to create a BlacknBlue.  Best stuff ever.

Mixing beers!?! BLASPHEMY! I don't even take my hefe with lemon... I don't care what the climate is. If they bring me a hefe with a lemon the glass, and didn't ask me if I wanted a lemon, I make them pour me another one in a new glass. I don't want a lemon anywhere near my beer, I don't care how those nutty bavarians do it. Lemons are for sweet tea, y'all.

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 19, 2008, 12:12:16 PM »
We don't have Yeungling in GA, which is pretty strange. When I went out of town about 2 years ago working in North Carolina, I noticed it in every gas station. I've heard that it's all over the US, ...but none around here. Who makes it?

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 19, 2008, 11:41:15 AM »
Some of the cheapER beers I'll drink. Bluemoon is good, I think it's a wheat beer if I'm not mistaken. Kinda cloudy, a little sweet. JW Dundees Honey Brown is good too. Michelob Amber Bock is drinkable. For darker beers I'd much rather have a Heineken Dark, or even better, Dinkel-Acker Dark. Anything Sam Adams is usually good. The Sam Adams cherry wheat is an interesting twist on hefeweisen, although nothing really beats Paulaner hefe. Franziskaner is damn good hefe too, very similar to Paulaner.

My bar is serious about beer. They even have an information page telling all about all the different kinds of beers, as well as liquor. An interesting read.
http://www.summits-online.com/about_beer.html

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 19, 2008, 11:29:31 AM »
Eh, I was never too much of a fan of whiskey. I got a bottle of el cheapo Old Grand Dad one time, BLEGH!!!!! But scotch I liked. Scotch is typically more expensive than whiskey. A fifth of Jack might run you $30-$35, whereas a fifth of Johnny Walker Black will run you around $50. Then of corpse theres the rare Johnny Walker Blue, a little higher in alc content, which gets you on up into the $100+ range. It doesn't taste that much different from the 12 year old black label blend in my opinion.

True, the more robust flavored imports are more filling, but they are typically higher in alc/vol content in other countries. It wasn't until a few years ago that GA finally passed the law allowing the sale of beers with alc/vol contents higher than 6%.

Beer to piss ratio... I pour salt on the napkin to keep it from sticking to the bottom of the glass. I make sure I get it all over the bar too. That way no one wants to take my seat when I get up to take a piss. If someone moves my shit over one space to make room for someone else, I know it. The bar top is covered in liquor and beer labels under a laminate. I always sit in front of the Jager label. If I'm too drunk to talk coherently, I just point to the label and they pour me one.  8)

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 19, 2008, 10:43:41 AM »
LOL! Well if you're slamming beers for the sake of alcohol content, might I recommend a fifth of Smirnoff #57 blue label vodka. It's 100 proof, one of the cheaper vodkas, although it's definitely one of the ricier and funky tasting you could get. Goes swell with OJ for a quick morning pick-me-up.  :D

I hear ya on that one though, being a barfly is expensive as hell unless you're drinking Bud or Miller Lite by the bottle. The bar I used to frequent had a HUGE selection of beer. One whole wall of the place (probably 30 or 40 feet long) was nothing but beer taps. Oh it was beautiful! The beer menu was bigger than the damn food menu! They had all the plain-jane domestics, and more imports than you could shake a brick at. There probably isn't a beer made that I haven't tried. Ever had blueberry beer? No shit, it has a hint of blueberries! Speaking of drinking breakfast, it might go good with blueberry waffles.  ;D

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 19, 2008, 10:22:29 AM »
I'm going to drink what ever I want? mmk?

NO! YOU'RE GOING TO DRINK WHAT I TELL YOU TO DRINK, EVEN IF I HAVE TO HOLD YOU DOWN, PUT MY BOOT ON YOUR THROAT AND POUR IT IN YOUR MOUTH!  ::) You're the "angry drunk" type, ain't ya?

quantity > quality.

You say tomato, I say:
Reinheitsgebot > Formaldehyde