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Jokes / Re: Oh those wacky Nigerians!
« on: June 01, 2025, 06:36:34 PM »
Got a new one. I like this guy. Sort of a blackhat Death Wish vigilante blackmailer.
They added hidden white colored numbers between all the words to keep someone from reposting it maybe, or perhaps to keep certain filters from reading it properly and weeding it out. I guess they don't know that "image to text" is a thing now, and that's what I used to copy the text from a screenshot.
-------------(START OF EMAIL BELOW)----------------------
Hi there,
I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you. However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisely. Have you heard of Pegasus?
This is a spyware program that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners. It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, and Windows. I guess, you already figured out where I'm getting at.
It's been a few months since I installed it on all your devices because you were not quite choosy about what links to click on the internet.
During this period, I've learned about all aspects of your private life, but one is of special significance to me.
I've recorded many videos of you jerking off to highly controversial porn videos.
Given that the "questionable" genre is almost always the same, I can conclude that you have sick perversion.
I doubt you'd want your friends, family and co-workers to know about it.
However, I can do it in a few clicks.
Every number in your contact book will suddenly receive these videos - on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Skype, on email - everywhere.
It is going to be a tsunami that will sweep away everything in its path, and first of all, your former life.
Don't think of yourself as an innocent victim.
No one knows where your perversion might lead in the future, so consider this a kind of deserved punishment to stop you.
Better late than never. I'm some kind of God who sees everything.
However, don't panic. As we know, God is merciful and forgiving, and so do I. But my mercy is not free.
Transfer $2000 USD to my Litecoin address:
{************* - I DELETED THE ADDRESS}
Once I receive confirmation of the transaction, I will permanently delete all videos compromising you, uninstall Pegasus from all of your devices, and disappear from your life. You can be sure my benefit is only money. Otherwise, I wouldn't be writing to you, but destroy your life without a word in a second.
I'll be notified when you open my email, and from that moment you have exactly 48 hours to send the money.
If cryptocurrencies are unchartered waters for you, don't worry, it's very simple.
Just google "crypto exchange" and then it will be no harder than buying some useless stuff on Amazon.
I strongly warn you against the following:
Do not reply to this email. I sent it from a temp email so I am untraceable.
Do not contact the police. I have access to all your devices, and as soon as I find out you ran to the cops, videos will be published. Don't try to reset or destroy your devices.
As I mentioned above: I'm monitoring all your activity, so you either agree to my terms or the videos are published. Also, don't forget that cryptocurrencies are anonymous, so it's impossible to identify me using the provided address.
Good luck, my perverted friend. I hope this is the last time we hear from each other. And some friendly advice: from now on, don't be so careless about your online security.
---------(END OF EMAIL)--------------
Yeah, this guy is fishing for suckers. I don't have a camera on my computer, nor do I have any problem with people knowing what kind of porn I watch: LESBIAN PORN, LOL! Because what's better than one naked woman? TWO NAKED WOMEN! OR MORE!
I don't do messengers (besides Discord), my cell phone is a burner, they are welcome to see my home phone records (I get nothing but literally 20 to 30 spam calls a day, no kidding, it's super annoying, I'm about ready to unplug all the phones in the house), most of my emails are spam (maybe some are other scammer friends of his... he could say hi to them), I never do any online purchasing without a prepaid credit card to prevent identity theft and fraudulent charges.
I would like to meet the person that this kind of email snags though. Just to laugh at them.
But I'd also like to meet the person sending this email so I could bash them in the head with hammer. Seriously, if you're gonna be a scammer, don't scam regular everyday people. It's just fuckin' rude. There are plenty of opportunities to scam companies that probably deserve it... or even the government. Plenty of people got rich off the stupid business loans the govt was giving to virtually anyone who asked during covid, and there was SO MUCH of it, that they only had the resources to prosecute a very small percentage of them.
They added hidden white colored numbers between all the words to keep someone from reposting it maybe, or perhaps to keep certain filters from reading it properly and weeding it out. I guess they don't know that "image to text" is a thing now, and that's what I used to copy the text from a screenshot.

-------------(START OF EMAIL BELOW)----------------------
Hi there,
I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you. However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisely. Have you heard of Pegasus?
This is a spyware program that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners. It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, and Windows. I guess, you already figured out where I'm getting at.
It's been a few months since I installed it on all your devices because you were not quite choosy about what links to click on the internet.
During this period, I've learned about all aspects of your private life, but one is of special significance to me.
I've recorded many videos of you jerking off to highly controversial porn videos.
Given that the "questionable" genre is almost always the same, I can conclude that you have sick perversion.
I doubt you'd want your friends, family and co-workers to know about it.
However, I can do it in a few clicks.
Every number in your contact book will suddenly receive these videos - on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Skype, on email - everywhere.
It is going to be a tsunami that will sweep away everything in its path, and first of all, your former life.
Don't think of yourself as an innocent victim.
No one knows where your perversion might lead in the future, so consider this a kind of deserved punishment to stop you.
Better late than never. I'm some kind of God who sees everything.
However, don't panic. As we know, God is merciful and forgiving, and so do I. But my mercy is not free.
Transfer $2000 USD to my Litecoin address:
{************* - I DELETED THE ADDRESS}
Once I receive confirmation of the transaction, I will permanently delete all videos compromising you, uninstall Pegasus from all of your devices, and disappear from your life. You can be sure my benefit is only money. Otherwise, I wouldn't be writing to you, but destroy your life without a word in a second.
I'll be notified when you open my email, and from that moment you have exactly 48 hours to send the money.
If cryptocurrencies are unchartered waters for you, don't worry, it's very simple.
Just google "crypto exchange" and then it will be no harder than buying some useless stuff on Amazon.
I strongly warn you against the following:
Do not reply to this email. I sent it from a temp email so I am untraceable.
Do not contact the police. I have access to all your devices, and as soon as I find out you ran to the cops, videos will be published. Don't try to reset or destroy your devices.
As I mentioned above: I'm monitoring all your activity, so you either agree to my terms or the videos are published. Also, don't forget that cryptocurrencies are anonymous, so it's impossible to identify me using the provided address.
Good luck, my perverted friend. I hope this is the last time we hear from each other. And some friendly advice: from now on, don't be so careless about your online security.
---------(END OF EMAIL)--------------
Yeah, this guy is fishing for suckers. I don't have a camera on my computer, nor do I have any problem with people knowing what kind of porn I watch: LESBIAN PORN, LOL! Because what's better than one naked woman? TWO NAKED WOMEN! OR MORE!

I would like to meet the person that this kind of email snags though. Just to laugh at them.
But I'd also like to meet the person sending this email so I could bash them in the head with hammer. Seriously, if you're gonna be a scammer, don't scam regular everyday people. It's just fuckin' rude. There are plenty of opportunities to scam companies that probably deserve it... or even the government. Plenty of people got rich off the stupid business loans the govt was giving to virtually anyone who asked during covid, and there was SO MUCH of it, that they only had the resources to prosecute a very small percentage of them.
