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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.
« on: March 03, 2008, 08:56:17 AM »
This was the dumbest
answer i ever seen.


When YOU are the question, it should be assumed that the answer will be equally stupid.

Don't lie, you had to use websters to look up the meanings of half those words anyway.

Q: What sound does it make when you bounce a rock off of the back of Razor's head?

A: TWIT!!!

Can you please allow inviting players, and a cap of 4 players per team?
edit*, also the annoying hyper bug that restricts movement upon getting hit.

Hyperblaster + HPB 56Kers = LAG KILL!

If a train leaving from Chicago at 11:37pm travels to Washington DC at 56mph, what will be the velocity of the fist thrown towards the computer screen by the dial-up dork when you use a hyperblaster against him? What will be the force of that blow upon the monitor in pounds per square inch?

How many weeks of physical therapy will he need to rehabilitate his hand?

(after all, if he's on 56k, chances are he's got an old-school huge glass tube monitor)

1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.
« on: March 02, 2008, 08:15:22 PM »
Razor is just jealous that my cock is much larger than his.

Look closer. That's not his wee-wee. It's a funkolated clitoris.

Funkolated is a word... because I say it is.

funkolated: (adj.) swollen, infected, and/or discolored and usually emitting noxious malodorous gases capable of causing vomiting. It is often debated as to whether the smell or the sight of such an anomaly is the origin of the compulsive vomiting reflex.

art, music, etc. / Re: ARTIST'S POST HERE!!
« on: March 01, 2008, 03:05:32 PM »
Jesus man! I live in GA where we had recording breaking streaks of hot days and no rain this summer. Supposed to be characteristically WARM in this region, moreso than any points north one would assume. If I had attempted to go swimming anywhere outdoors in the past two weeks, I would've died of god damn hypothermia! Must be nice.

Q2 Training Camp / Re: This still going?
« on: March 01, 2008, 02:52:39 PM »
and we have to paddle you with a fresh pine 2x4 for a bit, to get the last of the WoW out of your system.

Fresh as in... with semi-sticky sap still on it? YOWCH! That sap's a bitch to get off. Glues yer butt hairs all together, you'll end up ripping it out by the roots!  :dohdohdoh:

/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: March 01, 2008, 02:38:41 PM »
I like that one too. ;D

Perhaps you're referring to the old Steve Martin routine where he was discussing how he didn't like how males used sexist and chauvinistic terms to refer to female body parts. "That's why I call them... winnebagos!"

I actually have some of the posters that came in the old vinyl LPs tacked up around my room. One where he's wearing a gaudy tacky PINK suit with an uncomfortable expression on his face, and one where he's got a fish haning out of the breast of his sport coat and a big shit-eating grin on his face, says "BEST FISHES, Steve Martin", in handwriting at the bottom.

Yeah, I'm weird like that.  :headbang:

/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: March 01, 2008, 12:27:01 AM »
I'm not a layman, what does FTW mean? "For The Win"? "Fuck The World"? "Frivolous Turd Watching"?

Eh, for the longest time I had no clue what pwn meant either.  :busted:

1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.
« on: February 28, 2008, 03:40:49 PM »

ITyour head

1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.
« on: February 28, 2008, 01:08:41 PM »
Its element with his pet.


General Ownage / Re: 1v1 ?
« on: February 28, 2008, 09:41:03 AM »
razor, the ultimate gay joke.

Q: How do you fit 4 Razors on 1 bar stool?

A: Turn it upside down!

/dev/random / Re: fashion is ridiculous
« on: February 28, 2008, 09:05:14 AM »
"Kill the prime minister of Malaysia!"

I remember reading on the bottoms of all my little hot wheels cars as a kid, "made in Malaysia". I wonder if the child workers in the hot wheels factory over there get caught playing with the vroom vrooms and are consequently beaten with a long cane on the palms of their hands.  :-\

1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.
« on: February 28, 2008, 08:59:00 AM »

/dev/random / Re: fashion is ridiculous
« on: February 27, 2008, 09:49:16 PM »

Love that last pic btw..especially the tummy tuck scars just under her abs :sick:

 :-\ Maybe she just cut her self shaving. Either way, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. At least not until morning anyway.  ;D

/dev/random / fashion is ridiculous
« on: February 27, 2008, 04:56:24 PM »
Saw this on the Yahoo featured news:

Looks like a homeless bum threw up on Bladerunner...

Looks like a roll of toilet paper that a cat has unrolled from the holder onto the floor...

Candy wrappers belong in the trash, along with this hideous get-up...

But this one I like. NICE SHORTS!...

Note the *cough* easy to carry "purse" it comes with on the left leg.

Jokes / Re: JOKES
« on: February 27, 2008, 09:20:50 AM »
The path of least resistance...