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Quake / Re: MONSTERKILL 500. March 9th!

« on: March 04, 2008, 11:35:55 AM »

I just bet that from ALL THE WAY THE FUCK IN BUMBLEFUCK PERU.... you'll have a killer ping, dude. Pardon me whilst I search for my ass, I seemed to have laughed it off.

I tell you what. Show up and play. Get a screenshot of you with the player name "zndkw1n" in FIRST place when all is said and done, and I promise that I will WALK all the way to your front door, get on my knees, and kiss your ass.

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tastyspleen.net / Focalor's Pak Item Archive

« on: March 03, 2008, 09:10:47 PM »

So I began looking around the internet a few months back for PAK files. I ended up downloading a bunch from here, there, and everywhere. I tried out a few, and none of them were 100% to my liking. So I ended up downloading a Pak file editor, sifting through them all, and picking out the parts I wanted. It took me a little while because I had so many, there were so many choices. By the time I was finished, I thought to myself... why isn't there a site where you can simply choose from these individual items rather than having to go through all this mess of browsing through pak after pak (if anyone knows of such a site, by all means, let me know). I saw one site that offers downloads of individual crosshairs for Quake2 (which I have linked on my page), but I never managed to find a site that offered the same thing for ALL pak file items. So I said to myself, "Well, since no one else will do it, I will."

And so... check it out:


My HTML knowledge is pretty simple and basic, as you can tell from the simplistic appearance, but hey, it's functional.

If you'd like to contribute something to my archive that you don't see there, hit me up here and we'll figure out how to get the files to me. I will gladly give you proper credit for anything you provide that you have authored. If you have any comments or suggestions, fire away. If you have a Quake2 site of your own and would like to trade links, let me know, I'll gladly link you, hopefully you'll reciprocate.

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/dev/random / Re: the cutest dog ever

« on: March 03, 2008, 10:42:25 AM »

I'm sure people go there just to build their self esteem.

  That was one of the only times I've ever actually LOLed. You get two thumbs up for that quote.   

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Quake / Re: MONSTERKILL 500. March 9th!

« on: March 03, 2008, 09:13:47 AM »

Can I bring some nades? I promise to bring enough for everyone. 

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.

« on: March 03, 2008, 08:56:17 AM »

This was the dumbest
answer i ever seen.

 

When YOU are the question, it should be assumed that the answer will be equally stupid.

Don't lie, you had to use websters to look up the meanings of half those words anyway.

Q: What sound does it make when you bounce a rock off of the back of Razor's head?

A: TWIT!!!
 

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General Ownage / Re: Are we ready to switch all tourney servers to OpenTDM?

« on: March 02, 2008, 08:27:17 PM »

Can you please allow inviting players, and a cap of 4 players per team?
edit*, also the annoying hyper bug that restricts movement upon getting hit.

Hyperblaster + HPB 56Kers = LAG KILL!

If a train leaving from Chicago at 11:37pm travels to Washington DC at 56mph, what will be the velocity of the fist thrown towards the computer screen by the dial-up dork when you use a hyperblaster against him? What will be the force of that blow upon the monitor in pounds per square inch?

How many weeks of physical therapy will he need to rehabilitate his hand?

(after all, if he's on 56k, chances are he's got an old-school huge glass tube monitor)

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.

« on: March 02, 2008, 08:15:22 PM »

Razor is just jealous that my cock is much larger than his.

Look closer. That's not his wee-wee. It's a funkolated clitoris.

Funkolated is a word... because I say it is.

funkolated: (adj.) swollen, infected, and/or discolored and usually emitting noxious malodorous gases capable of causing vomiting. It is often debated as to whether the smell or the sight of such an anomaly is the origin of the compulsive vomiting reflex.

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art, music, etc. / Re: ARTIST'S POST HERE!!

« on: March 01, 2008, 03:05:32 PM »

Jesus man! I live in GA where we had recording breaking streaks of hot days and no rain this summer. Supposed to be characteristically WARM in this region, moreso than any points north one would assume. If I had attempted to go swimming anywhere outdoors in the past two weeks, I would've died of god damn hypothermia! Must be nice.

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Q2 Training Camp / Re: This still going?

« on: March 01, 2008, 02:52:39 PM »

and we have to paddle you with a fresh pine 2x4 for a bit, to get the last of the WoW out of your system.
 

Fresh as in... with semi-sticky sap still on it? YOWCH! That sap's a bitch to get off. Glues yer butt hairs all together, you'll end up ripping it out by the roots! 

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: March 01, 2008, 02:38:41 PM »

I like that one too.

Perhaps you're referring to the old Steve Martin routine where he was discussing how he didn't like how males used sexist and chauvinistic terms to refer to female body parts. "That's why I call them... winnebagos!"

I actually have some of the posters that came in the old vinyl LPs tacked up around my room. One where he's wearing a gaudy tacky PINK suit with an uncomfortable expression on his face, and one where he's got a fish haning out of the breast of his sport coat and a big shit-eating grin on his face, says "BEST FISHES, Steve Martin", in handwriting at the bottom.

Yeah, I'm weird like that. 

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: March 01, 2008, 12:27:01 AM »

I'm not a layman, what does FTW mean? "For The Win"? "Fuck The World"? "Frivolous Turd Watching"?

Eh, for the longest time I had no clue what pwn meant either. 

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.

« on: February 28, 2008, 03:40:49 PM »

uhhhhhhh.

ITyour head

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.

« on: February 28, 2008, 01:08:41 PM »

Its element with his pet.
 

OH, HAHA! HAHAHA! HIS PET ROOSTER! HAHA! HE'S GOT A PET ROOSTER! THAT'S FUNNY! PET ROOSTERS ARE FUNNY! HAHA!
 

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General Ownage / Re: 1v1 ?

« on: February 28, 2008, 09:41:03 AM »

razor, the ultimate gay joke.

Q: How do you fit 4 Razors on 1 bar stool?

A: Turn it upside down!

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/dev/random / Re: fashion is ridiculous

« on: February 28, 2008, 09:05:14 AM »

"Kill the prime minister of Malaysia!"

I remember reading on the bottoms of all my little hot wheels cars as a kid, "made in Malaysia". I wonder if the child workers in the hot wheels factory over there get caught playing with the vroom vrooms and are consequently beaten with a long cane on the palms of their hands.