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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 14, 2008, 01:07:39 PM »
you're all bad.

And you miss the point of facetiousness. Thanks fer playing.

11042
/dev/random / Re: Gonna go have a baby now...
« on: February 14, 2008, 07:23:30 AM »
Two words:

Eppy Dooral

11043
THE NOCLIP 1 BOARD / Re: Jump sub forum <<<?
« on: February 13, 2008, 06:58:56 PM »
Quote from: [EoM] &lt;((ViBeS))&gt;® on February 13, 2008, 11:15:48 AM
Quote from: [EoM] <((ViBeS))>® on February 13, 2008, 11:15:48 AM
Quote from: X&#039;tyfe on February 13, 2008, 11:05:56 AM
Quote from: X'tyfe on February 13, 2008, 11:05:56 AM
ban?
:spam:

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 04:26:34 PM »
I don't do air travel, so I'll never get to be a member of that club. Gotten road head though. Never gotten Quake2 head. That could be dangerous. I'd get pissed off because I'd be getting fragged and end up cracking her over the top of the head with the mouse, she'd end up nearly biting my dick off in retaliation, just not a good idea for a person with a temper like mine. ;)

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 11:49:35 AM »

So haunted, r u happy now?

 :???:

Razor, I'll help you out with this handy dandy guide...

4 Easy Steps to Making Haunted Happy:
  • Open mouth
  • Insert Haunted's balls
  • Suckle gently
  • Happiness ensues

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:34:11 AM »
lol nice handicap, although I extremely doubt my chances of convincing a girl to do that while playing a video game...

lets play again razor, name the time in place! I'll even play you on 1 of my worst maps.. rage or aerowalk. ;>> I'm a dm1-only newbie. We can play in sweden too if you wish :evilking:

Hell no, you'll be waiting with frkq2 and your modified r1q2 client just like me :laughing1:!

11047
General Ownage / Re: For Adren
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:24:04 AM »
 :bump:  :bump:  :bump:

11048
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:18:47 AM »
Is a noob someone that has 1 frag and 18 deaths? Or is a noob someone the loses 32 to -2? Clear this up for me if ya would.
 :owned:
By the way, I don't see how posting player stats that quit being recording on the 2nd of this month proves that he didn't play you.
 :newbie:

11049
Politics / Re: another terrorist attack
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:05:10 AM »


NO NO NO! You're reading it wrong! It's like one of those MAD magazine fold-in's. You gotta fold it OUT to see the real message.  :badgrin:



enjoyed that one [EoM]Focalor 



Heehee, oh the fun one can have with MS Paint.

For example, I got bored and decided to vandalize the Yahoo homepage featured news the other day...

WAY TO BLOW, HILLARY!

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 08:26:39 AM »
Quote from: R4Z0R

This is the logs from
080201-080228.

LMFAO!

Player stats don't mean a fucking thing anyway, idiot!

Last month, I was ranked #1 in total frags on the railz server and #2 in total frags for ALL servers. Does that mean I'm 2nd best player at Tastyspleen!?! FUCK NO! There's plenty of people who are better than me. So... my point is.... What the fuck is YOUR point???

Quote from: [EoM] &lt;((ViBeS))&gt;® on February 13, 2008, 08:21:09 AM
Quote from: [EoM] <((ViBeS))>® on February 13, 2008, 08:21:09 AM
Razor's frags: 1

You neglected to mention:
Quote
Razor's deaths:
            total: total(18)


11051
Rails Demos / Re: devine vs <3 edge demo
« on: February 13, 2008, 08:05:29 AM »
No offence adrenaline, but railz just sux.

 :sorry:

Translation for the Razorese impaired:

"I'm kissing your ass adrenaline, and I mega-sux at railz."

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 07:56:49 AM »
Ummmm.... a few things...

Dont lie

Hu-hu-Holy shit!

Honestly, amigo... you have ZERO credibility when laying down the liar card. If anyone wants any shit out of you, they'll squeeze your fucking head.


Seems like u r the fucking master beating a hpb.

Excuses, excuses. Like he wouldn't put your dick in the dirt no matter what? At least you haven't stooped to accusing him of using a bot.


GG loser.

Loser???   :exqueezeme: Gawd, my eyesight must be getting reeeeeally bad, because it appears to me that the final score was:
Haunted = 36
Razor = -2
Sheesh, time to schedule an appointment with the optometrist.  ::)

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Politics / Re: another terrorist attack
« on: February 13, 2008, 06:01:21 AM »
yodasmyBONG!

Is this what you had in mind for me?

       

NO NO NO! You're reading it wrong! It's like one of those MAD magazine fold-in's. You gotta fold it OUT to see the real message.  :badgrin:


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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 12, 2008, 11:04:45 AM »
Carry on u faggot.

If I were a homosexual (which I'm not), I'd still have one up on you because I still wouldn't be a virgin like you.
If I were a prison fag, you'd be grabbing my belt loop, giving out head to get my cigarettes, doing my laundry, and ALWAYS losing to me at chess, sweetheart.  :D

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 12, 2008, 10:32:48 AM »
 :bigcry: WAH WAH WAH! Modified? Just like my R1Q2 client huh.

Yeah I'm sure they can prove that that's exactly what the conversation was, not that any of the server admins give a fuck enough to post it. I tell ya what, if there's anything different in the server logs and they choose to waste their time posting it, I'll see to it that every member of EoM changes their name to some variant of RazorsBitch, RazorOwnsMe, or RazorsButtsexSlave. Does that sound kosher? I already said that the only part I modified was adding notes at the beginning to denote which text was ME as Razor and which was YOU as Razor. How about post YOUR entire condump of the conversation, fuck splash. If mine proves to be 100% accurate and yours is modified OR incomplete, we'll all make fun of you and laugh at you. ....Wait a minute. Everyone already does.... Oh well. Carry on, shit dick.

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