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/dev/random / Re: The last movie you saw....

« on: May 23, 2008, 10:38:13 PM »

Chained Heat

...Wow, I can't believe Linda Blair didn't win an academy award for that role.  Some top-notch acting there, WOOHOO!

The shower scene was nice. HOLY SHIT, bush as thick as the Australian wilderness! 

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L4m3r Demos / Re: 'gunny' the stupid bot.

« on: May 23, 2008, 05:36:14 PM »

Because EVERYONE deserves to be kicked in the balls, especially if your friend is filming it, and extra-especially if they plan on posting it on YouTube. 

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THE NOCLIP 1 BOARD / Re: Jump sub forum <<<?

« on: May 23, 2008, 05:33:40 PM »

 

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L4m3r Demos / Re: 'gunny' the stupid bot.

« on: May 23, 2008, 05:28:41 AM »

He is using a ratbot with glhack.

 

How do you know that?

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha Look Like?

« on: May 23, 2008, 05:25:15 AM »

OMG, you're with ToxicMonkey^MZC?????         

What!?! Oh come on, bro! That was a low blow right there! I'm sure she has standards.

Besides, it's an impossibility. We all know he swings the other way.

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha Look Like?

« on: May 22, 2008, 08:16:51 PM »

  ok now we need: Maddy & BigWig vF.Kyrie & MyDocs    vF.SheDevil and |iR|Cygnus   

Good lord, you can SMELL the estrogen in here now!!! This thread is turning into the Lifetime channel!!! 

More like the Oxygen channel

The difference between Oxygen and Lifetime...

Lifetime is "television for women".

Oxygen is "Oprahs propaganda and female reprogramming/conditioning network". 

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/dev/random / Re: Choose 5 games to take w/ you to your grave

« on: May 22, 2008, 08:13:14 PM »

I dont need 5 games, only 1. 

http://www.megashare.com/49687

I would make 2 sets of 5 copies of this game and put them in focalor's and jaggemonsta's graves respectively, after putting each one in their own coffin.  Of course, they woulndt necessarily be dead.   

Aren't fantasies fun?

One of my fantasies involves turning you into a human kebob when I bend you over and shove the barrel of my 12 guage up your ass until the pump hits your tailbone.

My other fantasy involves me sliting your gut open with a quarter inch thick piece of glass, pulling your intestines out, wrapping one end of them around your neck and the other end around the blades of a ceiling fan, turning it on, and watching the blood vessels in your eyeballs burst turning your eyeballs completely red as you slowly choke to death... but you'll be spinning while you die, just think of death as a ride at the amusement park, I'm sure it'll amuse me PLEEEEENTY. 

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha Look Like?

« on: May 22, 2008, 11:03:54 AM »

  ok now we need: Maddy & BigWig vF.Kyrie & MyDocs    vF.SheDevil and |iR|Cygnus   

Good lord, you can SMELL the estrogen in here now!!! This thread is turning into the Lifetime channel!!! 

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art, music, etc. / Re: Post Musical Equipment Here....

« on: May 22, 2008, 10:50:15 AM »

Some better quality pictures.

My rack system...


My old damn near worn out and played to death Ibanez JS100...


My old Hohner HW400N (spruce top - mahogany back, sides, and neck). It was my first real guitar, it's a fairly cheap beginners model, but sounds pretty damn good. Doesn't have deep, rich bass like higher priced dreadnoughts.

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Ye Religion Thread

« on: May 21, 2008, 09:16:18 AM »

I heard Jesus has no game in Basketball.

I hear he's quite an accomplished shuffle board player though.

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha Look Like?

« on: May 21, 2008, 09:13:50 AM »

I could wear a tux and I'd still probably look just as shitty. Maybe if I tuck my beard down into the collar.... 

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Quake / Re: Blaster & Teleownage !!!

« on: May 20, 2008, 04:04:50 PM »

Wth is wrong with u ppl.

 

Well... where to start?......

Yesterday I thought I was the rainbow haired son of God and felt compelled to save lost souls...


Today, I am Captain Fartface! The caped avenger of all people who have been subjected to rancid farts while riding in an elevator.


And tomorrow... I'll be sitting on the commode in nothing but my underwear with poop stains loading my assault rifle while softly chanting the words, "Jesus doesn't like it when you pee on the seat."

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Trouble Shooting / Re: Q2 Semi-WallHack Glitch

« on: May 20, 2008, 03:26:49 PM »

yes it did also have 3dfx support
i havent played unreal1 in forever

Probably right. I remember there a few games that were 3Dfx only, like one called Pandemonium. Not sure what kind of game it was, but the cover art featured some chick with large ta-ta's in a tight shirt.

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Trouble Shooting / Re: Q2 Semi-WallHack Glitch

« on: May 20, 2008, 11:22:39 AM »

i should think we are way past of the point of needing the software renderer
or do you think its going to add length to your e-penis? heh

tell that to epic.  I think even UT3 still had a software render.   

how is that possible? must totally rape your cpu out the ass

I can't really remember, but I think Unreal 1 was software rendering ONLY. I think Unreal 2 only had 3Daccelerated rendering with a requirement of over 8mb for the video card, which is probably why I never played it on my old system. So I'd assume that Unreal 3 would be 3Daccelerated only as well. I could be wrong though.

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/dev/random / Re: Smokers poll

« on: May 20, 2008, 01:20:35 AM »

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, I think I've got a boner!