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/dev/random / Re: The epitomy of LOL!
« on: February 19, 2008, 08:45:35 AM »
BLOW YOUR NOSE, YOU STUPID BITCH!

Sounds more nasal than B-Real from Cypress Hill.

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 19, 2008, 08:41:01 AM »
...you mean something OTHER than the fact that it tastes like a horse piss and dumpster juice cocktail?

It should have a label on it: WARNING: NOT MEANT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!

Don't be so cheap. Splurge for some Paulaner Hefeweissen.  :beer:

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: February 18, 2008, 08:23:34 PM »
I created my own demotivational poster.  8)


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/dev/random / Re: BME Pain Olympics
« on: February 18, 2008, 09:42:34 AM »
What would drive someone to do that? Some people actually receive pleasure from the rush of endorphins and adrenaline caused by pain. People into BDSM refer to that as achieving "subspace". This is an excellent example of when someone has taken it to such extremes that the safer methods they previously employed (perhaps moderate knife or needle play) do nothing for them any longer, and they must resort to extreme self-mutilation in order to create that same experience. The chemicals released into your body by experiencing such pain is not unlike any other drug, eventually you build up a tolerance to it.

Yes, the reactions are fucking hilarious. You can take the biggest burliest man and show him that video while filming him and no doubt he'll be shreiking like a little girl.  :D

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Trouble Shooting / Re: What does this mean?
« on: February 18, 2008, 09:20:29 AM »
VIBES IS A FAGGOT
AND TITTIES CAUSED 9/11.
ITS ALL TRUE.
:yessign:

 :shortbus:
YAY! DA BUS IS HEER!


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/dev/random / Re: Six Word Memoir
« on: February 17, 2008, 08:42:34 PM »
in heaven there is no beer

Weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth!

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/dev/random / Re: BME Pain Olympics
« on: February 17, 2008, 08:31:00 PM »
However, as far as the sicko vote....makes no difference if it was me or not, Focalor pretty much fessed up to taking on that role.

You say sicko like it's a bad thing...  :-*

LOL, Don't go pointing fingers at me, I wasn't the one that posted it, nor would I EVER post something quite of that nature here. When I start posting shit like that, you can brow beat me all you want. I see why you and others object to it. For fucks sake, it's sick and twisted. While this messageboard is devoted to Quake2, this particular forum is "dev/random", and as we've all seen, pretty much ANYTHING GOES here. Anyone is free to post anything here (to a certain extent). He sought feedback, you provided feedback (albeit negative feedbeck, but feedback nonetheless). I slightly agree with his sentiments of not complaining about that which you need not subject yourself to (and he DID provide a stern warning), but in this realm, if you post anything, it's pretty much wide open for criticism no matter what.

By the way, I never thanked him for posting it. It disturbed me deeply. But think about it objectively... whats the difference between watching this and watching a horror movie depicting scenes of cruel torture with realistic blood and gore?

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/dev/random / Re: BME Pain Olympics
« on: February 17, 2008, 02:45:20 PM »
Awwwww. Come on. Honestly. I'm sure some of you enjoy a good gory horror movie. While I don't find anything sexually stimulating about that video, it certainly does a fine job of scratching my horror itch, ...as I'm sure that sort of thing does for others as well, otherwise videos such a "Faces of Death" volumes 1 and 2 wouldn't be as popular as they are. Horror movies are fake, but THIS shit is real, which scares the HELL out of you profoundly more effectively.

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Trouble Shooting / Re: What does this mean?
« on: February 17, 2008, 02:36:00 PM »
 :lolsign:

CITIZENS OF TASTYSPLEEN! WE'VE GONE TO DEFCON 5!

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Trouble Shooting / Re: Trailer Toilet Trouble
« on: February 17, 2008, 11:53:07 AM »
HELP! MY TOILET WON'T STOP DOWNLOADING BROWN PAK FILES!

I think I laughed more at this thread than anything in the joke thread.

By the way,... GET A WOMAN TO SCRUB THAT THING CLEAN, YOU FILTHY PIG!  :smiley_abws:

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/dev/random / Re: The epitomy of LOL!
« on: February 16, 2008, 08:15:15 AM »
Future resident at Alto women's prison.

or

Future guest star on Cops.

or

(if it's still on the air) Future guest on Jerry Springer. (She's not even classy enough for Jenny Jones)

...take your pick.

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/dev/random / Re: BME Pain Olympics
« on: February 15, 2008, 10:49:22 PM »
LOL, ain't the first time I've ever seen a video from Body Modification Ezine.

As someone who has been involved in the BDSM scene, I can tell you that there are many people who enjoy a little pain and kink when it comes to sexual gratification... but THAT SHIT is the extreme far end of the spectrum. Fuck, that falls right the hell OFF the end of the spectrum, crashes to the ground, and bursts into flames!!!

Just goes to show you that G.G. Allin wasn't the only psychotic exhibitionist ever born. Still, pretty interesting to see what lengths some people will go to in order to get their rocks off.
 

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Player Stats
« on: February 15, 2008, 02:08:03 PM »
LOL! Yeah, it was updating every single day. I thought that it was done on purpose since all the IP flip-flopping as of recent, otherwise I would've mentioned it a week or two ago when it started.

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Quake / Re: Passive behavior on Co-op
« on: February 14, 2008, 05:01:51 PM »
Hrmm... disabling cheats could be fun...

A nine iron across the kneecaps is smashing, baby!  8)

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 14, 2008, 04:52:09 PM »
Actually you did, haunted didn't. lol nt.

DOH!

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