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/dev/random / Re: Funny Vids
« on: June 03, 2008, 02:03:09 PM »How to handle the stress of corporate life:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/479736/
Awesome, the office could've used some redecorating anyway.
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/dev/random / Re: Funny Vids« on: June 03, 2008, 02:03:09 PM »How to handle the stress of corporate life: Awesome, the office could've used some redecorating anyway. 10847
/dev/random / Re: Grand Theft Auto IV« on: June 03, 2008, 09:49:14 AM »OH SHIT! cyclist 1: Hey, did you get that guys tag number? cyclist 2: *gurgle, choke, gurgle* cyclist 1: *groan* Me neither. 10848
Jokes / Re: Limericks« on: June 03, 2008, 09:43:41 AM »There once was a noob from Peru As long as the counsellor wears a rain poncho and an OSHA approved face sheild, they should be safe. There once was a Mangy ole Mutt Who spied me as I busted a nut he said to me, "GUY! You got it in his eye!" I say, "But none in his hair, so what?" 10850
Bot Drop / Re: aimbotter on ts railz - Immortal« on: June 01, 2008, 04:23:04 PM »Blunt, I was in the server while you were botting. You even said "hey 40, whats up?" or something like that. Much MORE obvious??? Holy fuck beans, how much MORE obvious can it get!?! This is nonsense. I wasn't botting and its evidently clear. I can't believe you guys are accusing me of this. I even had anti-cheat loaded Umm. Yes. You were. Own the fuck up or shut the fuck up. 10851
art, music, etc. / Re: I remember when the 90's rocked...« on: May 31, 2008, 08:04:40 PM »
The Facelift and Dirt studio albums were pretty metal, but the Jar of Flies EP moved away from the heavy driving riffs and focused a bit more on their knack for harmony. Layne Staley had a good fronting voice, it was somewhat rough and gritty with plenty of nasal treble. Jerry Cantrell's smoother and more mid-rangy backing vocals compliments Staley's lead vocals very well. As much as I enjoy Cantrell's guitar work, his lead vocal abilities lack the presence to make his solo albums a solid contender for becoming the huge success that Alice In Chains was. Alice In Chains was a great total package. The music was written and pieced together impeccably, their vocal harmonies were very unique sounding, they had an excellent drummer (which I think is very obvious from some of the work done on Jar of Flies), they had a great bass player who could also play a fretless bass to add a few more interesting elements to the sound. No one person in the band was lacking any talent whatsoever, in my opinion.
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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures« on: May 31, 2008, 05:04:19 PM »I agree Foc - I love watching her show. Not sure how weird it is that, while I watch her cook I get turned on.... She seems like the perfect woman. She's hotter than summertime in Hell. She has plenty of plenty of hair to pull on when you're hitting it from behind. She seems like such a happy-go-lucky person ...and top it all off, she can cook it up like Betty fuckin' Crocker. Just once I wanna see her burn something in the oven, get pissed, and start throwing shit around the kitchen, that would be funny as hell. 10853
/dev/random / Re: Smokers poll« on: May 30, 2008, 10:50:47 PM »$6.35 for 20 HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!! $6.35 a pack!?!?! That's about 65 bucks for a carton!!! ...eh, who am I kidding, I'd suck it up and pay it. Gotta have my vitamin N. 10855
Trouble Shooting / Re: Logitech LX700 wireless mouse issues.....« on: May 30, 2008, 04:59:25 PM »The mouse argument is dead... lets move to a new topic, like how gay plastik is. A book his folks never read... 10856
Trouble Shooting / Re: Logitech LX700 wireless mouse issues.....« on: May 30, 2008, 04:36:39 PM »"I think that just about covers it." Um. No. You're stupid. Moving on now... - Still with the emo shit? You are STILL an idiot for talking about this. Feel free to keep on calling me emo and discussing all things emo, apparently you're just as much of an expert on it as you are about ALL wireless mice. - To you it's rebellious. To everyone else reading your post, it just proves how much of an idiot you are. Too fucking stupid to understand how UBBCode works, no wonder your admin and mod privileges were stripped from you, dumbass. - I know what the fuck I'm talking about when I say "ACCURACY". Move your little cheap piece of shit wireless mouse diagonally across a blank background. See how the pointer doesn't move in an exact straight line from one corner of the monitor to the other? It moves one pixel left, then up, then left, then up, etc. I tweaked all the shit there is to tweak and it still did it. That's all there is to say on it. There is no further point to drive home. You're too god damned stupid to comprehend it anyways. Go read up on it somewhere on the internet so you can come back and and make some facade of a post that postures you as being an expert on the subject just like you did when you told me all about the inner workings of tomato plants. Face it, you know that I know that you're a fucking dumbass. You know that I know that you're an attention whore who loves to feel powerful on the internet because in person you are weak, stupid, a compulsive liar, and overly selfish. Honestly, you were an only child, right? P.S. What fucking border, moron? 10857
Trouble Shooting / Re: Logitech LX700 wireless mouse issues.....« on: May 30, 2008, 02:12:14 PM »- Ok. a. EVERYTHING b. EVERYTHING c. EVERYTHING I think that just about covers it. "No, I just know that I'm dealing with someone who is really stupid" Paradox? There is nothing contradictory. I make fun of stupid people all the time. It's called "PREROGATIVE". I feel like forcing you to suck my cock. I have been given the authority to do so by ME. Whether or not I force you to fondle my balls at the same time is also my prerogative. Look, you learned a new word. Feel free to use at as though you know what it means. "I love it when idiots break out the emo cutdowns. Emo, whatever the fuck THAT is, was a little before my time. Hehe, yeah, I remember how all the stupid high school dorks used to classify people based on the genre's of music they listened to." I am aware of this. Are you aware that you are an idiot for saying it? "......It didn't go so well for them? What, did you send the mafia to go work on his legs with baseball bats? Am I supposed to be afraid of something now? I'd love to meet you in person, just remember to bring an extra pair of undies, 'cause you'll shit the ones you came in. My intention is not to wear you down, christ on a stick you have such an over-inflated sense of reality. This is the fucking internet, retard. My reason for doing this is for sheer amusement. If you want me to actually wear you down, you're gonna have to hop a plane and come to me. By all means, make it "not go so well for me" too. What the fuck is a stupid cocksucker like you going to do, huh? Once again, suck my cock, whore!" No, I wasn't amused. I'm still not amused by your presumptuousness, as is no one else. My reason for not wanting to be a part of the MK forums is partly because I got tired of arguing with you over a fake-admin stunt, partly because I never play there. There aren't many people who do. But of course console will never delete my account there anyway. If he started deleting unused accounts, it would look as though only 20 people ever use the forums. Your presumptuousness is demonstrated by the fact that you think you somehow get to me. Presumptuous morons like yourself often have the keen ability to perceive themselves as more powerful than they really are. Think that all you want, whatever gives you a mental picture to masterbate to. Ummm... back to the border? Jesus man, is it getting stupid in here or is it just you? When the fuck did Canada annex Georgia again? I guess that was the Canadian American war of 2005, right? If I were e-stalking YOU, why did YOU decide to start posting HERE again not long after I bid farewell to MK? Come on, man. Be honest. You NEED me to hate you. No one else will pay attention to you. - I've learned how to PROPERLY QUOTE OTHER FUCKING POSTS even though I was never a forum moderator here ,I haven't been stupid, I haven't been an asshole for no reason, I actually PLAY on the fucking servers, the only time I've ever claimed to be an admin is when on my own clans server. You fail at all of those. Good game, retard. "It was still too sensitive" HOLY SHIT, it's comical as fuck! You honestly think that everyone else is so stupid that they require YOU to tell them how to properly change their native windows mouse sensitivity settings. Did that, fuck-splash. Still wasn't as RESPONSIVE/ACCURATE as I was hoping. Jager does this shit for a living. He gets paid for it because he has proven that he KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TALKING ABOUT. And yet a fuckstain like you thinks you know more than him about it. What the fuck do you do all day, besides eat your boogers and clamor for e-attention? 10858
Trouble Shooting / Re: Logitech LX700 wireless mouse issues.....« on: May 30, 2008, 11:14:39 AM »
I don't mind, we're taking turns holding him down while the other one wiggles it up his butt. Grab an arm, join the fun. 10859
Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures« on: May 30, 2008, 11:11:29 AM »
GOD DAMN!!!
I hope she kicked him right square in the nuts for that. 10860
Trouble Shooting / Re: Logitech LX700 wireless mouse issues.....« on: May 30, 2008, 10:48:12 AM »Yawn You're just jealous, you wish you knew who your father was. |