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11026
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 11:49:35 AM »

So haunted, r u happy now?

 :???:

Razor, I'll help you out with this handy dandy guide...

4 Easy Steps to Making Haunted Happy:
  • Open mouth
  • Insert Haunted's balls
  • Suckle gently
  • Happiness ensues

11027
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:34:11 AM »
lol nice handicap, although I extremely doubt my chances of convincing a girl to do that while playing a video game...

lets play again razor, name the time in place! I'll even play you on 1 of my worst maps.. rage or aerowalk. ;>> I'm a dm1-only newbie. We can play in sweden too if you wish :evilking:

Hell no, you'll be waiting with frkq2 and your modified r1q2 client just like me :laughing1:!

11028
General Ownage / Re: For Adren
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:24:04 AM »
 :bump:  :bump:  :bump:

11029
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:18:47 AM »
Is a noob someone that has 1 frag and 18 deaths? Or is a noob someone the loses 32 to -2? Clear this up for me if ya would.
 :owned:
By the way, I don't see how posting player stats that quit being recording on the 2nd of this month proves that he didn't play you.
 :newbie:

11030
Politics / Re: another terrorist attack
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:05:10 AM »


NO NO NO! You're reading it wrong! It's like one of those MAD magazine fold-in's. You gotta fold it OUT to see the real message.  :badgrin:



enjoyed that one [EoM]Focalor 



Heehee, oh the fun one can have with MS Paint.

For example, I got bored and decided to vandalize the Yahoo homepage featured news the other day...

WAY TO BLOW, HILLARY!

11031
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 08:26:39 AM »
Quote from: R4Z0R

This is the logs from
080201-080228.

LMFAO!

Player stats don't mean a fucking thing anyway, idiot!

Last month, I was ranked #1 in total frags on the railz server and #2 in total frags for ALL servers. Does that mean I'm 2nd best player at Tastyspleen!?! FUCK NO! There's plenty of people who are better than me. So... my point is.... What the fuck is YOUR point???

Quote from: [EoM] <((ViBeS))>® on February 13, 2008, 08:21:09 AM
Quote from: [EoM] <((ViBeS))>® on February 13, 2008, 08:21:09 AM
Razor's frags: 1

You neglected to mention:
Quote
Razor's deaths:
            total: total(18)


11032
Rails Demos / Re: devine vs <3 edge demo
« on: February 13, 2008, 08:05:29 AM »
No offence adrenaline, but railz just sux.

 :sorry:

Translation for the Razorese impaired:

"I'm kissing your ass adrenaline, and I mega-sux at railz."

11033
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 07:56:49 AM »
Ummmm.... a few things...

Dont lie

Hu-hu-Holy shit!

Honestly, amigo... you have ZERO credibility when laying down the liar card. If anyone wants any shit out of you, they'll squeeze your fucking head.


Seems like u r the fucking master beating a hpb.

Excuses, excuses. Like he wouldn't put your dick in the dirt no matter what? At least you haven't stooped to accusing him of using a bot.


GG loser.

Loser???   :exqueezeme: Gawd, my eyesight must be getting reeeeeally bad, because it appears to me that the final score was:
Haunted = 36
Razor = -2
Sheesh, time to schedule an appointment with the optometrist.  ::)

11034
Politics / Re: another terrorist attack
« on: February 13, 2008, 06:01:21 AM »
yodasmyBONG!

Is this what you had in mind for me?

       

NO NO NO! You're reading it wrong! It's like one of those MAD magazine fold-in's. You gotta fold it OUT to see the real message.  :badgrin:


11035
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 12, 2008, 11:04:45 AM »
Carry on u faggot.

If I were a homosexual (which I'm not), I'd still have one up on you because I still wouldn't be a virgin like you.
If I were a prison fag, you'd be grabbing my belt loop, giving out head to get my cigarettes, doing my laundry, and ALWAYS losing to me at chess, sweetheart.  :D

11036
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 12, 2008, 10:32:48 AM »
 :bigcry: WAH WAH WAH! Modified? Just like my R1Q2 client huh.

Yeah I'm sure they can prove that that's exactly what the conversation was, not that any of the server admins give a fuck enough to post it. I tell ya what, if there's anything different in the server logs and they choose to waste their time posting it, I'll see to it that every member of EoM changes their name to some variant of RazorsBitch, RazorOwnsMe, or RazorsButtsexSlave. Does that sound kosher? I already said that the only part I modified was adding notes at the beginning to denote which text was ME as Razor and which was YOU as Razor. How about post YOUR entire condump of the conversation, fuck splash. If mine proves to be 100% accurate and yours is modified OR incomplete, we'll all make fun of you and laugh at you. ....Wait a minute. Everyone already does.... Oh well. Carry on, shit dick.

11037
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 12, 2008, 08:50:32 AM »
Since Razor isn't woman enough to post the entire condump, allow me to indulge the audience of this comedy-fiasco with the ENTIRE conversation:
I've noted the places where I was using the name Razor in order to lure him onto the server...
What's up doc! *munches on carrot*  :bunny: Ain't I a stinker.
Quote
The Edge
anticheat Razor(*FOCALOR*) is not using anticheat.
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is not using anticheat.
usage: connect <server>
[EoM]Focalor joined team "Hometeam"
*** You are team captain of "Hometeam". ***
The team joincode has not been set.

[EoM]Focalor entered the game (clients = 3)
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm1.cfg
Razor (*FOCALOR*)joined team "Visitors"
Razor entered the game (clients = 4)
Razor(*the REAL Razor*) connected
Razor is ready!
anticheat Razor is not using anticheat.
Razor: WTH
Razor: Like i knew
Razor: Focalor
Razor(*FOCALOR*): Hi me
Razor: Focalor
Razor(*FOCALOR*): ?
Razor: Fucking bullshit
Razor: The PING says its me
Razor: lol
Razor: FUcking name stealer
Razor removed from team "Visitors"
Razor wimped out and left. (clients = 1)

Razor: WTH
]fuck you
[EoM]Focalor: fuck you
Razor: It wasnt me
]fuck you?
[EoM]Focalor: fuck you?
Razor: Did u see his ping?
]um
[EoM]Focalor: um
Razor: I havent talked to u since we said we been friends again
]oh yeah
[EoM]Focalor: oh yeah
]fuck you
[EoM]Focalor: fuck you
Razor: Why?
]friends?
[EoM]Focalor: friends?
]fuck you
[EoM]Focalor: fuck you
Razor: Yea
Razor: What have i done?
]we ain't friends
[EoM]Focalor: we ain't friends
<((ViBeS))> connected
anticheat <((ViBeS))> is not using anticheat.
Razor: Its vibes
Razor: HAH
]lets do this shit asshole
[EoM]Focalor: lets do this shit asshole
Razor: He used my name and talked shit?
<((ViBeS))>: lol
Razor: NOO
]ready up
Not enough players to start match.
Not enough players to start match.
Razor: It wasnt him
Razor: Hmm
]get your ass readied up
[EoM]Focalor: get your ass readied up
Razor: He have 40 pings too much
Razor: Dont whine, newb
]You own me right?
[EoM]Focalor: You own me right?
Razor: I know u r using frkq2
]fucking do it
[EoM]Focalor: fucking do it
]lets go punk
[EoM]Focalor: lets go punk
Razor: I dont play bots
<((ViBeS))>: why bother with this kid...he's a no life
Razor: Punk niggah
<((ViBeS))>: he's nothing
]niggah?
[EoM]Focalor: niggah?
Razor: LOL
]I fucked n****rs in the ass in prison
[EoM]Focalor: I fucked n****rs in the ass in prison
Razor: Cool
]and I'll butt rape you too
[EoM]Focalor: and I'll butt rape you too
Razor: So u r gay?
<((ViBeS))>: thats correct razor   YOU ARE NOTHING
Razor: LOL
<((ViBeS))> wimped out and left. (clients = 1)
]I'm not gay, I just like to make assholes like you cry and grab their rectums in pain
[EoM]Focalor: I'm not gay, I just like to make assholes like you cry and grab their rectums in pain
]lets go
[EoM]Focalor: lets go
]1v1
[EoM]Focalor: 1v1
Razor: I dont cry and im no asshole
Razor: No, u r using frkq2
]enough of the shit talking
[EoM]Focalor: enough of the shit talking
]!version
Razor: ?
[EoM]Focalor: !version
[EoM]Focalor: R1Q2 b7587 Sun Jan 13 22:37:12 2008 x86 Win32 RELEASE [http://r1ch.net/r1q2]
]type aclist douche
[EoM]Focalor: type aclist douche
Razor: Modified R1Q2 = Frkq2
Razor: BOT
]typical razor
[EoM]Focalor: typical razor
]scared to.... beat me
[EoM]Focalor: scared to.... beat me
Razor: :P
Missing PCX file: players/male/punisher_i.pcx
afk connected
anticheat afk is not using anticheat.
Razor: No, im scared to be beaten by ur frkq2 bot
]console bot hack frkq2
[EoM]Focalor: console bot hack frkq2
]console you there?
[EoM]Focalor: console you there?
]can you run a bot check?
[EoM]Focalor: can you run a bot check?
Razor: Console from TS cant say if u bot here or not
Razor: Bc its ur own server
]nooooooooooooo
[EoM]Focalor: nooooooooooooo
Razor: Console here = Vibes
Razor: HAH
]it's btfGators server
[EoM]Focalor: it's btfGators server
]just like several of the TS servers
[EoM]Focalor: just like several of the TS servers
Razor: Vibes said its Eoms
]Gator made it for us
[EoM]Focalor: Gator made it for us
Razor: Good
]because after all... no one cares about EoM right?
[EoM]Focalor: because after all... no one cares about EoM right?
Razor: Idk
NOTE: Set vid_flip_on_switch 1 if you would like R1GL to restore your desktop resolution when switching to another
application.
afk: are u 2 going to play or what?
Razor: How do i know what other ppl thinks about EoM?
afk: razor play...
Razor: VIbes, STFU
afk: don't make excusses
]couldn't delete your own pics when I posted them in my own thread could you
[EoM]Focalor: couldn't delete your own pics when I posted them in my own thread could you
afk joined team "Visitors"
afk entered the game (clients = 2)
Razor: I dont care
Razor: Every1 has already seen them
1 players not ready.
[EoM]Focalor was railed by afk
[EoM]Focalor was railed by afk
afk was railed by [EoM]Focalor
[EoM]Focalor cratered.
afk: razor
Razor: ?
afk caught [EoM]Focalor's handgrenade
afk: going to play or what?
Razor: I dont play frkq2
]lol
[EoM]Focalor: lol
Razor: ?
1 players not ready.
]spec me pussy lips
[EoM]Focalor: spec me pussy lips
Razor: I do, pussy lip
afk was railed by [EoM]Focalor
Razor: BOT
afk: why u going to talk shit on the forums then when he wants to play u, u make excusses
Razor: I dont
Razor joined team "Hometeam"
Razor entered the game (clients = 3)
afk was railed by [EoM]Focalor
Razor removed from team "Hometeam"
afk removed from team "Visitors"
Not enough players to start match.
Razor: I knew what u guys should do
afk: go ahead razor
Razor: U should play and make it looks like he raped me
Razor: I knew EoM was faggots
]ref ******
[EoM]Focalor now has referee status.

Type "r_help" for listing of ref commands.

]bye bye now
[EoM]Focalor: bye bye now
Razor: goto tourney4
console: teleporting Razor >> ::TOURNEY4:: << 1v1 and team matches (EAST COAST [NJ]) !
Razor wimped out and left. (clients = 1)
afk: =\
]lol
[EoM]Focalor: lol
]was gonna kick him
[EoM]Focalor: was gonna kick him
]what a puss
[EoM]Focalor: what a puss
afk: he always does that stuff
afk: ya
]he'da killed me
[EoM]Focalor: he'da killed me
afk joined team "Visitors"
afk entered the game (clients = 2)
1 players not ready.
]but he pussed
[EoM]Focalor: but he pussed
[EoM]Focalor was railed by afk
afk almost dodged [EoM]Focalor's rocket
afk changed name to [BTF]who
]I gotta run
[EoM]Focalor: I gotta run
[BTF]who: ok
[BTF]who: goto
[BTF]who: gg
]lol
[EoM]Focalor: lol
]yep
[EoM]Focalor: yep
1 players not ready.
[BTF]who: hehe
[BTF]who: goto mutant
console: teleporting [BTF]who >> ::MUTANT:: << custom maps zone !
[BTF]who removed from team "Visitors"
[BTF]who wimped out and left. (clients = 1)
]condump gayzor

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 12, 2008, 08:33:56 AM »


Why do u lying? U damn EoM faggot. U have never raped me, u damn noob.

All of EoM sux (Except Kyper and 5killz).

Btw, no one care about Fogayor and u Progayor.

U both sux hard.

We dont want noobs like clan EoM here
so delete ur account.

 :raincloud:

Wow. What a grand bastardization of the english language there.


11039
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 11, 2008, 09:18:23 PM »
Being that he's in Europe, it's not hard to believe that he's at a large disadvantage due to ping. I won't say that he's a horrible player, he does fine for a person with a 180 ping. But the attitude he seemingly takes of being one of the top-most players is nothing more than empty posturing. He should learn to be comfortable with the fact that he's a mediocre player just like the rest of us normal-shmormal folks and simply have fun playing the damn game. He's not going to have all that much fun when everyone's constantly picking at him for being such an uppity jackass.

Razor, just because I'm a nice guy, I'll save you the trouble of hunting down pictures of ME to make fun of...

If I were emo, it'd be pointed at myself, not you.

11040
1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 11, 2008, 05:51:01 PM »
Good point there. My older system is a Pentium3 500mhz with an 8mb S3 Savage4 video card. While it uses a 56k dialup connection which is completely worthless for any gaming other than maybe chess or backgammon, the 8mb video card was.... perfectly fine for running Quake2. It's not like the graphics in Quake2 are so amazingly detailed that they'd really require more than a mere 8mb to run smooth.

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