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/dev/random / Whatcha watchin'/streamin'...
« on: May 23, 2020, 12:39:30 PM »
...while quarantined. (I didn't include that last part in the title in order to make the thread still relevant IF this coronavirus shit ever ends.)

Think I mentioned it somewhere else, but I didn't go into detail about the show.

Comedy Bang Bang,
...currently on Netflix, but leaving on June 2nd according to the Netflix post as the episodes begin.

It's a scripted and probably a little improv-ad-libbed talk show parody kind of show, featured oddball musician/comedian Reggie Watts as the one-man band leader up until midway through season 4 when he left to join the James Corden show or whatever his name is (I don't watch it). For the remainder of season 4, some dude named Kid Cudi took Reggie's place. And then for all of season 5 (the last season), Weird Al Yankovic joins as the bandleader/co-host. The main host is Scott Aukerman. I'd never heard of him before this, but he's pretty funny.

I'd seen it advertised a few places for many years, but always figured that since it was on IFC along with that UNFUNNY-AS-FUCK Portlandia show that it would be equally as lame. But I literally ran the fuck out of shit to watch on Netflix. They had NOTHING appealing. And on a whim, I added it to my list and it sat there for many months until I had seen everything else on my list, so I reluctantly began watching it.

It's kinda slow to get acclimated to it at first. It takes a few episodes. But by midway into season 1, I was hooked. It's not "wall to wall" funny. It's got some odd dork humor to it. But at least once or twice every episode it'll have you falling off the sofa laughing.

Unfortunately, it'll be leaving Netflix soon. So watch it while you can if you're gonna. Dunno if IFC has a free streaming thing you can use if you already get the channel, but it might be there also. Definitely worth watching. Definitely something different.

My favorite recurring character from the show is the little orphan boy Fourvel (a parody of Fievel from the old American Tail cartoon) who always threatens everyone with knives. :D The writing on the show is actually GOOD QUALITY stuff. It really surprised me. It's got some WIT to it. It's not just a bunch of dick and fart jokes. It's WAY better than most of the shit that's been on Comedy Central in the last 10 years.

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FFA Demos / Waterhumping
« on: May 02, 2020, 08:28:09 PM »
Covid induced cabin fever is probably making some of the natives restless. :WTF:

Made a short demo of a gaggle of goofballs doing weird shit. This trend might catch on.

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Trouble Shooting / Strange intermittent lockups on IRTDM2
« on: March 31, 2020, 02:19:13 PM »
Like the thread title says... there's strange intermittent lockups on IRTDM2. I've changed maps hoping that would cure it, but it didn't. I haven't done a "killserver 1" to try restarting it because I wasn't sure if that would wipe out any ban lists in use.

IRTDM is not having the same problem apparently, although when I got there, the lift on q2dm1 was doing it's "all the way into the sky" thing it does when the server sits empty for long periods, which ain't a problem, a map change fixes that.

Just IRTDM2 doing the freezing thing.

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Bot Drop / Spamming private messages
« on: March 26, 2020, 02:53:01 PM »
SuperMoron, you don't OWN the fucking servers, dude. Everyone gets to play here... even retards like YOU.

Quote
WallFly[BZZZ]: YO! Debbiee INVITES YOU TO GOTO XRAZY - Quarantiened, no
kissing here!
WallFly[BZZZ]: YO! Debbiee INVITES YOU TO GOTO XRAZY - Quarantiened, no
kissing here!
8812 was blown away by Neo's super shotgun
Richo de Lula almost dodged Haldol's rocket
gingers was melted by Spojler's hyperblaster
Richo de Lula was blown away by Neo's super shotgun
Spojler was blown away by Neo's super shotgun
]UV[Cletus entered the game
anticheat ]UV[Cletus is not using anticheat.
]goto xrazy
pork: goto xrazy
covid 19 almost dodged Haldol's rocket
console: teleporting pork >> ::XRAZY:: << new cool maps for xatrix !
Connecting to 23.227.170.214:27929...
23.227.170.214:27929: challenge
23.227.170.214:27929: client_connect
HTTP downloading enabled, URL: http://q2http.tastyspleen.net/

Loading anticheat, this may take a few moments...

        ERROR: anticheat.dll failed to load
Either the file is missing, or something is preventing
it from loading or connecting to the anticheat server.
This is commonly caused by over-aggressive anti-virus
software. Try disabling any anti-virus or other security
software or add an exception for anticheat.dll.

Trying to connect without anticheat support.




Summerplace By Beavisss
 Modified by Spawn Girl
couldn't exec r1gl.cfg
...ignoring DirectInput mouse

WARNING: A cl_maxfps value of over 100 is strongly discouraged
R1Q2 separates network and rendering so a cl_maxfps value > 30
is rarely needed. Use r_maxfps to control maximum rendered FPS

pork entered the game
anticheat pork is not using anticheat.
********************
PLEASE UPGRADE TO
AN ANTICHEAT CLIENT!

----------

DOWNLOAD AT:
http://antiche.at
********************
usage: connect <server>
welcome to tastyspleen.net
type 'goto' for server info
forums at: http://tastyspleen.net

couldn't exec cfg/summerplace.cfg
unknown item: BFG10K
Fishbone was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork was cut in half by Debbiee's chaingun
..giMpTrOniK.. caught in trap by Fishbone
Debbiee: gotcha
Debbiee: You Bastrud
..giMpTrOniK..: ::::::3
Fishbone was blown away by pork's super shotgun
..giMpTrOniK.. was blown away by pork's super shotgun
Fishbone was blown away by pork's super shotgun
..giMpTrOniK.. was blown away by pork's super shotgun
Timelimit hit.
pork: gg
..giMpTrOniK..: gg

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




Crater Kitchen by Ven modified by Spawn Girl
Not a PNG file: textures/e1u3/lava.png

WARNING: A cl_maxfps value of over 100 is strongly discouraged
R1Q2 separates network and rendering so a cl_maxfps value > 30
is rarely needed. Use r_maxfps to control maximum rendered FPS

pork entered the game
anticheat pork is not using anticheat.
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
Debbiee entered the game
anticheat Debbiee is not using anticheat.
..giMpTrOniK.. entered the game
anticheat ..giMpTrOniK.. is not using anticheat.
usage: connect <server>
Fishbone entered the game
anticheat Fishbone is not using anticheat.
couldn't exec cfg/ven_dm4.cfg
pork cratered.
Fishbone was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
Fishbone was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork caught in trap by Debbiee
Fishbone disconnected
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
Debbiee: i got one?
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
pokahinus entered the game
anticheat pokahinus is not using anticheat.
Debbiee was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
pokahinus was railed by pork
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
Debbiee: wow air shot
Debbiee was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pokahinus was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
pokahinus was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
pokahinus was fried alive by Debbiee's Phalanx blast
Debbiee cratered.
pokahinus was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
Debbiee was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pokahinus was railed by pork
pork was railed by pokahinus
Debbiee was railed by pokahinus
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
pokahinus was railed by pork
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. evaporated himself.
pokahinus was railed by pork
Debbiee was railed by pork
pokahinus was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
..giMpTrOniK.. almost dodged pork's rocket
pork was blown away by pokahinus's super shotgun
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pokahinus
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pokahinus
..giMpTrOniK.. ate pork's rocket
Debbiee cratered.
Debbiee: GEEZ US!
..giMpTrOniK.. cratered.
Debbiee: you got the corona special
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
..giMpTrOniK.. was evaporated by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pokahinus
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
pokahinus was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was blown away by pokahinus's super shotgun
pork was railed by pokahinus
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pokahinus
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pokahinus cratered.
pokahinus: lol
..giMpTrOniK.. was popped by pork's grenade
pokahinus was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
pokahinus was railed by pork
pokahinus tried to put the pin back in.
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
pork was railed by pokahinus
..giMpTrOniK.. didn't see pork's handgrenade
pork was railed by pokahinus
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pokahinus
pork was popped by Debbiee's grenade
Debbiee: i got one
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK..: :::::::3
Debbiee was railed by pork
pork didn't see ..giMpTrOniK..'s handgrenade
pork was railed by pokahinus
Debbiee was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork caught in trap by pokahinus
..giMpTrOniK.. was fried alive by Debbiee's Phalanx blast
MWHEELDOWN is unbound, hit F4 to set.
Debbiee was blown away by pork's super shotgun
Out of item: Chaingun
Out of item: Chaingun
Debbiee: got me another
pokahinus sucked into his own trap.
..giMpTrOniK.. was blown away by pork's super shotgun
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
pokahinus was blown away by ..giMpTrOniK..'s super shotgun
pork was railed by pokahinus
pokahinus caught pork's handgrenade
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
Timelimit hit.
pork: gg
..giMpTrOniK..: gg
pokahinus: gg

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




The Pub With Beer
Modified by Spawn Girl
Warning, texture 'REGION' not in a sub-directory
Warning, texture 'REGION' not in a sub-directory

WARNING: A cl_maxfps value of over 100 is strongly discouraged
R1Q2 separates network and rendering so a cl_maxfps value > 30
is rarely needed. Use r_maxfps to control maximum rendered FPS

pork entered the game
anticheat pork is not using anticheat.
usage: connect <server>
..giMpTrOniK..: mymap
couldn't exec cfg/beer.cfg
..giMpTrOniK..: mymap xcold
console: nextmap => xcold xmonster10 xlongfall xfacility3 xfooqsedge
xbitchweiser xtsh2dm1 xcarena xmarics74 xztn2dm4 ...
..giMpTrOniK.. has moved to the girls room
Debbiee was cut in half by pork's chaingun
Debbiee caught in trap by pokahinus
pork caught in trap by pokahinus
Debbiee was blown away by pork's super shotgun
Debbiee: who da fuk are you (***My response comes later)
Debbiee: goto
pork was railed by pokahinus
pork was railed by pokahinus
pokahinus: lol
Debbiee ate pork's rocket
pork was cut in half by pokahinus's chaingun
pork was railed by pokahinus
pork was blown away by pokahinus's super shotgun
Out of item: Rocket Launcher
pork killed himself.
]skins
client 0: WallFly[BZZZ]\male/grunt
client 1: ..giMpTrOniK..\ladydeath69/ladydeath3
client 2: Debbiee\debbie/yellow
client 3: pokahinus\007/actionbond
client 4: pork\male/grunt
]skin 007/actionbond
Out of item: Chaingun
Debbiee ate pork's rocket
Debbiee was railed by pokahinus
Debbiee was railed by pokahinus
pork was cut in half by pokahinus's chaingun
pokahinus: hhehe
pork almost dodged Debbiee's rocket
Debbiee was cut in half by pork's chaingun
pork blew itself up.
fragerminator99 entered the game
anticheat fragerminator99 is not using anticheat.
Debbiee: wait what. 2 pokahinus
Debbiee: and a wolf
pokahinus: lol
REMA entered the game
anticheat REMA is not using anticheat.
Debbiee almost dodged pork's rocket
REMA ate fragerminator99's rocket
REMA was cut in half by fragerminator99's chaingun
fragerminator99 ate pork's rocket
REMA almost dodged pork's rocket
pork blew itself up.
REMA was railed by pokahinus
Player-54621 entered the game
anticheat Player-54621 is not using anticheat.
pork was railed by pokahinus
Player-54621 was blown away by REMA's super shotgun
REMA almost dodged pork's rocket
Player-54621 almost dodged pork's rocket
fragerminator99 caught in trap by Debbiee
pork was railed by pokahinus
Player-54621 ate pork's rocket
REMA was railed by pokahinus
fragerminator99 was railed by pokahinus
Player-54621 was evaporated by Debbiee
Player-54621 disconnected
Debbiee was cut in half by fragerminator99's chaingun
Debbiee: and now i got 3 frags
REMA almost dodged pork's rocket
Debbiee: highway 666? highway to hell?
fragerminator99 was railed by pork
fragerminator99 was railed by pork
pork was shredded by Debbiee's shrapnel
pork was railed by fragerminator99
pokahinus was railed by fragerminator99
Out of item: Rocket Launcher
Out of item: Rocket Launcher
REMA was railed by fragerminator99
Timelimit hit.
pokahinus:  gg 

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




Xrazy Server Rock's
 Modified by Spawn Girl

WARNING: A cl_maxfps value of over 100 is strongly discouraged
R1Q2 separates network and rendering so a cl_maxfps value > 30
is rarely needed. Use r_maxfps to control maximum rendered FPS

pork entered the game
anticheat pork is not using anticheat.
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
REMA entered the game
anticheat REMA is not using anticheat.
usage: connect <server>
..giMpTrOniK.. entered the game
anticheat ..giMpTrOniK.. is not using anticheat.
Debbiee was blown away by pork's super shotgun
couldn't exec cfg/cold.cfg
fragerminator99 was blown away by pork's super shotgun
Debbiee: a little help here rema
REMA was railed by pokahinus
pokahinus was evaporated by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. joined the game
REMA was fried alive by pork's Phalanx blast
pokahinus was cut in half by REMA's chaingun
REMA was railed by pork
Debbiee: remas my boybriend, your in trouble now
..giMpTrOniK.. almost dodged pork's rocket
Debbiee: oi oi oi
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
..giMpTrOniK.. was fried alive by pork's Phalanx blast
pork ripped to shreds by REMA's ripper gun
..giMpTrOniK.. ripped to shreds by REMA's ripper gun
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
fragerminator99 caught in trap by Debbiee
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
Debbiee: gotcha
Debbiee: You Bastrud
REMA ate fragerminator99's rocket
REMA was railed by pork
Debbiee ate fragerminator99's rocket
fragerminator99: die
REMA was railed by pork
pork ate ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
..giMpTrOniK.. was cut in half by pork's chaingun
REMA was cut in half by pork's chaingun
Out of item: Grenade Launcher
Debbiee ate pork's rocket
Debbiee was cut in half by pork's chaingun
REMA caught in trap by fragerminator99
..giMpTrOniK.. shouldn't have used the girls' gun.
..giMpTrOniK..: ::::::3
REMA was railed by pork
REMA was railed by pork
campington entered the game
anticheat campington is not using anticheat.
pokahinus disconnected
campington ate REMA's rocket
Debbiee ripped to shreds by fragerminator99's ripper gun
..giMpTrOniK.. ate REMA's rocket
REMA was railed by pork
campington was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by Debbiee
REMA caught in trap by fragerminator99
..giMpTrOniK.. almost dodged pork's rocket
campington ate ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
..giMpTrOniK.. was cut in half by pork's chaingun
..giMpTrOniK.. was popped by campington's grenade
campington was cut in half by pork's chaingun
Debbiee almost dodged fragerminator99's rocket
..giMpTrOniK.. was cut in half by pork's chaingun
campington ate ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
..giMpTrOniK.. was cut in half by pork's chaingun
fragerminator99: no comment
campington was cut in half by pork's chaingun
campington was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
Debbiee was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
campington was cut in half by pork's chaingun
..giMpTrOniK.. was cut in half by pork's chaingun
pork almost dodged ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
campington blew himself up.
REMA ate pork's rocket
campington ate ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
pork was blown away by REMA's super shotgun
REMA was fried alive by ..giMpTrOniK..'s Phalanx blast
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
REMA was railed by pork
pork was railed by campington
REMA was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
REMA was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
REMA: hey nmow
campington was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
MWHEELDOWN is unbound, hit F4 to set.
REMA was blown away by pork's super shotgun
campington was railed by REMA
pork almost dodged ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
..giMpTrOniK.. was cut in half by pork's chaingun
campington ripped to shreds by REMA's ripper gun
..giMpTrOniK.. ate pork's rocket
campington ate pork's rocket
REMA was railed by pork
pork caught in trap by ..giMpTrOniK..
campington caught in trap by fragerminator99
fragerminator99 was popped by REMA's grenade
..giMpTrOniK.. was blown away by pork's super shotgun
campington was blown away by pork's super shotgun
Debbiee was blown away by pork's super shotgun
REMA was cut in half by fragerminator99's chaingun
..giMpTrOniK.. was blown away by pork's super shotgun
fragerminator99: lol
fragerminator99 was blown away by pork's super shotgun
Debbiee was popped by campington's grenade
..giMpTrOniK.. was blown away by pork's super shotgun
REMA was railed by campington
Debbiee was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
REMA was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
campington was cut in half by pork's chaingun
campington almost dodged Debbiee's rocket
REMA was cut in half by pork's chaingun
Debbiee almost dodged ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
campington was railed by pork
Debbiee: You Bastrud
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
Debbiee was railed by campington
campington was railed by REMA
pork was railed by REMA
campington was railed by Debbiee
REMA was blown away by pork's super shotgun
pork was railed by Debbiee
campington was cut in half by REMA's chaingun
campington was railed by pork
REMA was railed by pork
Debbiee almost dodged ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
campington caught in trap by fragerminator99
Out of item: Rocket Launcher
pork almost dodged ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
Debbiee: oh i got 5 frags
REMA was railed by campington
..giMpTrOniK.. was cut in half by pork's chaingun
campington was railed by pork
Debbiee: invite! oh i got 5 frags
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
WallFly[BZZZ]: SENT: Debbiee INVITES YOU TO GOTO XRAZY - oh i got 5 frags
WallFly[BZZZ]: SENT: Debbiee INVITES YOU TO GOTO XRAZY - oh i got 5 frags
REMA was railed by pork
campington:  i have no idea how this works
campington: lol
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
Debbiee: me too
REMA: frag limit?
..giMpTrOniK.. was cut in half by pork's chaingun
pork was railed by campington
campington was railed by fragerminator99
REMA was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
Debbiee: five frags wins the game. thats the rule
..giMpTrOniK.. ate pork's rocket
fragerminator99 was railed by REMA
fragerminator99 ate Debbiee's rocket
campington caught in trap by fragerminator99
pork caught in trap by fragerminator99
fragerminator99 was railed by REMA
REMA was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by fragerminator99
campington was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
Debbiee almost dodged pork's rocket
REMA: well somebody won 11 times now
campington was fried alive by ..giMpTrOniK..'s Phalanx blast
REMA was railed by pork
Debbiee: yea 11 games me!
campington:  this is dumb AF
campington: lol
campington: goto dm
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
console: teleporting campington >> ::DM:: << classic deathmatch maps !
campington disconnected
REMA was railed by pork
]no
pork: no
]you think its funny
pork: you think its funny
]you were laughing earlier
pork: you were laughing earlier
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
REMA almost dodged ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
..giMpTrOniK.. blew himself up.
pork almost dodged ..giMpTrOniK..'s rocket
REMA: wolf skin makes my console scroll
Timelimit hit.
..giMpTrOniK..: gg
fragerminator99: lol

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




RGB by MONSTER DM10
 Modified by Spawn Girl

WARNING: A cl_maxfps value of over 100 is strongly discouraged
R1Q2 separates network and rendering so a cl_maxfps value > 30
is rarely needed. Use r_maxfps to control maximum rendered FPS

pork entered the game
anticheat pork is not using anticheat.
fragerminator99 entered the game
anticheat fragerminator99 is not using anticheat.
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
Debbiee entered the game
anticheat Debbiee is not using anticheat.
..giMpTrOniK.. entered the game
anticheat ..giMpTrOniK.. is not using anticheat.
REMA entered the game
anticheat REMA is not using anticheat.
usage: connect <server>
couldn't exec cfg/monster10.cfg
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by fragerminator99
]debs
pork: debs
REMA was railed by fragerminator99
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by fragerminator99
]this aint your personal hangout
pork: this aint your personal hangout
]it doesnt matter who I am
pork: it doesnt matter who I am

..giMpTrOniK..: maybe nader...??
..giMpTrOniK..: maybe ,maybe not///...
REMA: cant read when im near him
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
pork was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
REMA: ctget no such frame 41
pork caught in trap by Debbiee
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by fragerminator99
fragerminator99: lol
..giMpTrOniK.. was fried alive by Debbiee's Phalanx blast
fragerminator99 was melted by pork's hyperblaster
Out of item: Grenade Launcher
..giMpTrOniK.. was melted by pork's hyperblaster
..giMpTrOniK.. was melted by pork's hyperblaster
pork was railed by fragerminator99
Debbiee sucked into his own trap.
pork was railed by fragerminator99
REMA: sry deb
Debbiee: missed me :P
REMA was railed by pork
fragerminator99 was blasted by REMA
REMA was railed by pork
blue changed name to SuperMario
SuperMario entered the game
REMA was blown away by fragerminator99's super shotgun
..giMpTrOniK.. was cut in half by pork's chaingun
SuperMario: it's me Mario
Debbiee: i taught you were my freind REMA
REMA ate pork's rocket
..giMpTrOniK.. was cut in half by pork's chaingun
SuperMario: Debbie get a life
fragerminator99 was cut in half by pork's chaingun
Debbiee: this is my life now
SuperMario: cunt
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
fragerminator99 was railed by pork
REMA: kill or be killed
Debbiee: geez, behave mario
..giMpTrOniK.. was blown away by fragerminator99's super shotgun
SuperMario was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK..: twatface wario....
..giMpTrOniK..: :::::3
fragerminator99 was railed by Debbiee
Debbiee was railed by ..giMpTrOniK..
fragerminator99 was railed by pork
SuperMario: you play like one
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
REMA caught in trap by fragerminator99
..giMpTrOniK..: twat plays....
REMA was blown away by fragerminator99's super shotgun
..giMpTrOniK..: only way to live.....
..giMpTrOniK.. was blown away by fragerminator99's super shotgun
pork was railed by SuperMario
SuperMario was popped by REMA's grenade
pork was blown away by fragerminator99's super shotgun
littlebird entered the game
anticheat littlebird is not using anticheat.
..giMpTrOniK.. was blown away by fragerminator99's super shotgun
REMA was railed by fragerminator99
pork was blown away by SuperMario's super shotgun
REMA was blown away by SuperMario's super shotgun
..giMpTrOniK.. caught in trap by Debbiee
pork shouldn't have used the girls' gun.
..giMpTrOniK.. was fried alive by Debbiee's Phalanx blast
fragerminator99 was blown away by SuperMario's super shotgun
..giMpTrOniK.. was evaporated by pork
SuperMario was evaporated by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. was railed by pork
fragerminator99 was railed by pork
pork ripped to shreds by REMA's ripper gun
SuperMario: pork shoots at the floor to get a frag
REMA was blasted by pork
SuperMario: fkn cunt
Debbiee was railed by pork
REMA was railed by pork
SuperMario was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK..: haha...u da cuntface biatch.....
pork was blown away by fragerminator99's super shotgun
REMA was blown away by fragerminator99's super shotgun
Debbiee: oh now that was porkie
fragerminator99 ripped to shreds by pork's ripper gun
Out of item: Shotgun
SuperMario: debbie stfu
REMA was blown away by pork's super shotgun
REMA was blown away by pork's super shotgun
pork was railed by fragerminator99
REMA was cut in half by pork's chaingun
SuperMario was cut in half by pork's chaingun
..giMpTrOniK..: ok thought maybe nader ,,but no spammy smiley';s./..
fragerminator99 was blown away by pork's super shotgun
fragerminator99 was blown away by pork's super shotgun
SuperMario was blown away by pork's super shotgun
pork was fried alive by REMA's Phalanx blast
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
REMA ripped to shreds by pork's ripper gun
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
littlebird disconnected
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
pork was railed by fragerminator99
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
fragerminator99: lol
]lol
pork: lol
REMA was railed by fragerminator99
SuperMario was railed by fragerminator99
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
REMA was railed by fragerminator99
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
(SuperMario)(private message) fuk off fuck head
]/ignore SuperMario
SuperMario added to ignore list.

REMA was railed by fragerminator99
campington entered the game
anticheat campington is not using anticheat.
pork was railed by fragerminator99
SuperMario was railed by fragerminator99
..giMpTrOniK..: mymap xauh2dm2
campington ripped to shreds by REMA's ripper gun
REMA was fried alive by SuperMario's Phalanx blast
console: nextmap => xauh2dm2 xlongfall xfacility3 xfooqsedge xbitchweiser
xtsh2dm1 xcarena xmarics74 xztn2dm4 xbath ...
fragerminator99 was railed by pork
campington was railed by pork
..giMpTrOniK.. has moved to the girls room
SuperMario was fried alive by Debbiee's Phalanx blast
pork caught in trap by Debbiee
campington was railed by SuperMario
fragerminator99 was railed by pork
REMA was evaporated by fragerminator99
campington caught in trap by Debbiee
SuperMario was railed by pork
fragerminator99 was railed by pork
campington was evaporated by Debbiee
REMA was railed by fragerminator99
fragerminator99 was popped by REMA's grenade
Debbiee evaporated himself.
fragerminator99 was cut in half by campington's chaingun
Debbiee: You Bastrud
SuperMario was railed by pork
pork was blown away by fragerminator99's super shotgun
campington was railed by REMA
campington was railed by fragerminator99
pork was railed by REMA
REMA was evaporated by pork
campington was in the wrong place.
REMA was railed by pork
Debbiee: You Bastrud
campington was railed by fragerminator99
REMA was railed by pork
SuperMario was in the wrong place.
campington was railed by fragerminator99
REMA was railed by pork
REMA was railed by pork
campington was railed by fragerminator99
REMA was railed by pork
Debbiee: ou son of a bitch mario
campington was railed by pork
REMA: golly
campington was railed by pork
campington was railed by pork
campington:  dont knwo how to play this
REMA was fried alive by fragerminator99's Phalanx blast
SuperMario was railed by pork
campington has moved to the girls room
pork was cut in half by REMA's chaingun
pork was evaporated by Debbiee
campington: d2
REMA caught in trap by Debbiee
Debbiee was evaporated by pork
REMA was fried alive by pork's Phalanx blast
REMA was evaporated by pork
REMA was evaporated by pork
campington: d2
REMA was fried alive by fragerminator99's Phalanx blast
Debbiee: damn i got 9 frags
campington: ]
REMA was evaporated by fragerminator99
REMA was railed by pork
Debbiee: invite! damn i got 9 traps
WallFly[BZZZ]: SENT: Debbiee INVITES YOU TO GOTO XRAZY - damn i got 9 traps
WallFly[BZZZ]: SENT: Debbiee INVITES YOU TO GOTO XRAZY - damn i got 9 traps
pork was evaporated by fragerminator99
]condump supermariodick

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art, music, etc. / Hell's radio station
« on: February 19, 2020, 08:32:00 AM »
You're listening to K.I.L.L., 66.6 on your sub-FM dial! "Kill me now!" :badgrin:

Okay, so you've just died in a horrible gruesome industrial rotating drum cheese grater accident (try to picture that) and Satan heard about that time you pushed little Billy the retarded kid down the stairs in 2nd grade, and he's so impressed by your cold and callous nature that he's decided to make you programming director for the radio station in Hell. What do you play to enhance the suffering and groans of those doomed to eternal damnation?

Go.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqGWOxu_H4I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhUt5Y7fNc

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Jokes / I want to play a game...
« on: December 22, 2019, 11:50:02 AM »


Mmkay...

1. A giant U-shaped Kielbasa sausage. The ones you always see at the grocery store but probably never buy.



2. Some Astroglide. NOT the KY jelly, ONLY the Astroglide brand... because the name is "ASSSSSTRO-GLIDE". :D



3. Wine in a box with a spout. The biggest fuckin' most ridiculously massive box of the most redneck brand they got.

OR...

Substitute that for an entire case of Boones Farm. ;D

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coop / Tastyspleen Coop server crash
« on: September 16, 2019, 12:47:44 PM »
Was on Coop a minute ago with 2 or 3 other guys I'm not familiar with. Out of nowhere, this happened:
Quote
Upper Palace
::tastyspleen.net::
Refusing to check a path with .. (models/monsters/tank/../ctank/skin.pcx)
Refusing to check a path with .. (models/monsters/tank/../ctank/pain.pcx)
Warning, texture 'REGION' not in a sub-directory
Warning, texture 'REGION' not in a sub-directory
Warning, texture 'REGION' not in a sub-directory
Warning, texture 'REGION' not in a sub-directory

WARNING: A cl_maxfps value of over 100 is strongly discouraged
R1Q2 separates network and rendering so a cl_maxfps value > 30
is rarely needed. Use r_maxfps to control maximum rendered FPS

Stoneclad entered the game
anticheat Stoneclad is not using anticheat.
GiMpTroN_69 entered the game
anticheat GiMpTroN_69 is not using anticheat.
Solly tried to invade WallFly[BZZZ]'s personal space
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is not using anticheat.
rven entered the game
anticheat rven is not using anticheat.
Solly disconnected
rven died.
You have found a secret area.
rven died.
GiMpTroN_69 almost dodged Stoneclad's rocket
This force field is activated
by the communication laser.
GiMpTroN_69 died.
Server exited: SV_FindIndex: overflow finding index for
models/weapons/v_hyperb/tris.md2
Disconnected by server!


It restarted normally as expected. I seem to recall seeing something like that when someone spammed grenade ammo drops all over the place to crash the server, but never with a hyperblaster model.

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/dev/random / Christmas & New Years 2018 thread
« on: December 23, 2018, 06:13:25 PM »
It's Christmas time! I like Christmas threads. Haunted likes Christmas threads. We both like boobies... I mean... who doesn't? Even lesbians like boobies.

CHRISTMAS BOOBIES! (No nudity! Boobies the whole family can enjoy!)








And of course, as per tradition, I will again post a link to the old out of print Matt Rogers' Rated X-Mas album. It's not that good. Very juvenile. Just a bunch of dick and pussy jokes sung to the tune of Christmas songs. But it's free, so what do you care.


CLICK IMAGE TO DOWNLOAD ZIP (19mb)

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/dev/random / Whatcha streaming?
« on: November 15, 2018, 03:52:10 PM »
Recently jumped on the bandwagon and signed up for one month of Netflix, but really it's 2 months, because you get the first month free. I got the 2 screens with HD package for 10.99.

Not sure if I'm gonna keep it. There's lots of things on there, but kinda like my Dish 500 package I have currently, it's lots of... uh... shit nobody wants to watch. If I get really bored, I'll start flip flip flipping and come to the "rural" channel where they play shit like Waltons re-runs and fucking cattle auctions. How god damn bored do you have to be to watch pre-recorded cattle auctions on the rural channel. Well... as bored as ME sometimes, apparently. :D So clearly I need something like Netflix in my life.

Some interesting things I've streamed on there lately...

The 10 part Ken Burns docuseries The West. It's pretty much a 16-or-so hour lesson in how completely and totally fucked the Native Americans were as more and more of the continent became the United States of America. Also kinda weird to look around at what America IS at this very moment and realize that ALL OF THIS was puked out onto the landscape in a very short span of 150+ years. Kinda depressing. But educational too. It explains lots of the main things one might see about Native Americans in American History textbooks, but it also leaves out a lot.

Another 10 part Ken Burns docuseries, The Civil War. An excellent series for anyone these days who "thinks" they have an educated opinion about the Civil War. Especially today, one of the most forgotten and misunderstood wars in our history, and yet still the most important one. These days people prefer to overgeneralize and equate the Confederacy with Nazism. Not even close. Not going to get into my deeper opinions on the matter because it would take too long. But in essence, too few of todays younger folks understand the motives of the common man who fought in the war.

Altered Carbon season 1 (10 episodes). Kinda good. Kinda weird at times. Very Bladerunner-ish. Not really as imaginative as it could've been.

Also... I was pretty excited to see this one on there...

Chill with Bob Ross. :yessign:



It's a collection of 20 or 30 something episodes from his 80's and 90's PBS tv show The Joy of Painting. I know a lot youngsters these days think Bob Ross is some kinda joke. But I was always into drawing and art kinda shit as a youngster back in the late 80s and early 90s, and I actually used to enjoy watching his painting shows,... and still do. It's just cool to see how he could take a palette with about 8 or 9 colors on it and make a vivid painting of a landscape in about 25 minutes.


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/dev/random / KA-POW!!!
« on: September 21, 2018, 01:22:20 PM »
KA-POW!!!

...said my PC's power supply. It's been making that awful freight train door rattling noise for a year now, which is just the fan brushes/bearings/whatever wearing out or gunked with dust. Usually I could slap the underside of the fan in the psu box to knock the wobble and noise out. But last night it wouldn't stop no matter how many pimp slaps I doled out.

So this morning I took it out, opened it up, and blew the dust out with an air compressor (NOT the aerosol can shit, the shit you blow sawdust off with and pump up car tires with, LOL). But I was not done, oh noooooo. Then I sprayed WD40 into the fans axle area. BECAUSE I'M FUCKIN BRILLIANT, hell yeah. Then I realized I had some electrical contact cleaner. (Too late, oops.) So ... I sprayed some of that in there too, shouldve done that INSTEAD of a flammable oil, but fuck, its too early to use logic, right? So then I get paranoid that the WD40 might drip or splash or mist onto a big high voltage capacitor and kill the PSU. So I'm standing there for 10 mins with my old ladys revlon hair dryer, trying to dry WD40 off my psu like a fuckin idiot.


I get it put back in and fired up... it's not rattling, yay! So I sit there browsing my usual morning bullshit... and very slowly but surely, the noise comes back. And then...


A sound like a 22 pistol blasts me in the ear, a quick burst of fire shoots out back of my PC, it starts pouring a noxious burnt plastic smelling smoke, and starts humming. I yanked the cord out of it.

So uh... yeah, WD40 and electronics arent friends.

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Jokes / The let's invent words game
« on: September 03, 2018, 12:56:58 AM »
pseudosocial pedopharmicologism - probably something to do with a fake religion centered around drinking childrens cough medicine

Polypropylene glycosis - an extreme mental state induced by drinking alcoholic plastic based beverages

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art, music, etc. / Lynyrd Skynyrd guitarist Ed King dies at 68
« on: August 27, 2018, 01:50:21 PM »
Ed King, former guitar player for Lynyrd Skynyrd dies at 68.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/08/23/ed-king-former-guitarist-for-lynyrd-skynyrd-who-co-wrote-sweet-home-alabama-dead-at-68.html

Ed King was probably the least regarded member of Skynyrd, but his playing was a big part of the bands 3 guitar sound since he typically played a Stratocaster to contrast that thinner sound against the thicker sounds of Gary Rossington's Les Paul or SG and Allen Collins' Gibson Explorer. Dude could play too. I think Steve Gaines who replaced him right before the plane crash might've been a little better, cuz that guy could wear a stratocaster THE... FUCK... OUT. But Ed King was probably the least insane member of the band, and the only one NOT from Florida, as he came all the way from California to join the band in the early Muscle Shoals demo days. Never got enough credit for his work in my opinion.

Kind of a shy guy, never really did many interviews, and after the 90's he rarely ever made any public appearances. If you've ever heard of the Adult Swim cartoon show Squidbillies, the guy who does the voice of the main character on there also has a music persona he calls Unknown Hinson (real name is Stuart Daniel Baker). Well Ed King and Baker were pretty good friends, and King lived right outside of Nashville TN, so every once in a blue moon when Baker would play a show in Nashville, King would come to the show to see him and sometimes come on stage with him to play a song or two.

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Trouble Shooting / When does "smack talk" go too far?
« on: August 21, 2018, 05:46:50 PM »
I... and PLENTY of other people on the Vanilla and DM servers, have had to listen to Hemroyd{A2W}'s trademark quips about "hackin phaggs" for YEARS now. He's a fuckin' knucklehead nincompoop, I get it. A lot of the time, he's just having fun and poking at people. But occasionally (and he'll claim this isn't true), he's seriously calling certain people cheaters. He's done it to me. And usually I make fun of him, say something nasty, or pretend he's telling the truth just to troll him.

But after YEARS... yes, YEARS of this shit, when is enough enough? I was playing on the Vanilla server earlier with maybe 6 or 7 people total. He was there. He starts in with his "you chaeting phagg" routine, and in a very short time, it's just me and Trump2020. Maybe he's claiming he's just "having fun", but lets face it, we all know it, these servers aren't populated by the brightest crayons in the box. Some of these fuckin' people actually believe the shit he spews. And that's my issue with it. He seems to be driving people off the server with that kind of talk.

I dunno what to suggest about it. I don't really wanna ask for him to be muted. That'd be kind of a bitch move since sometimes he IS just joking. But ask any comedian, there's nothing less funny than a joke that everyones already heard 40 thousand times before. Maybe just have an admin simply ASK him to stop accusing everyone of cheating all the time? That would be my suggestion.

Thoughts? Opinions?

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/dev/random / The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« on: August 19, 2018, 09:14:26 AM »
Time to start a new one I guess.

CFB Pre-season rankings

I don't agree with some of these rankings, but It is early and these really don't mean much.

Coaches Poll
RK   TEAM   REC   PTS   TREND
1   Alabama (61)   0-0   1621   —
2   Clemson (3)   0-0   1547   —
3   Ohio St. (1)   0-0   1458   —
4   Georgia           0-0   1452   —
5   Oklahoma           0-0   1288   —
6   Washington   0-0   1245   —
7   Wisconsin           0-0   1243   —
8   Miami           0-0   1091   —
9   Penn St.       0-0   1050   —
10   Auburn           0-0   1004   —
11   Notre Dame   0-0   892   —
12   Michigan St.   0-0   870   —
13   Stanford           0-0   768   —
14   Michigan           0-0   752   —
15   USC                   0-0   691   —
16   TCU                   0-0   530   —
17   Virginia Tech   0-0   524   —
18   Mississippi St.   0-0   407   —
19   Florida St.    0-0   328   —
20   West Virginia   0-0   310   —
21   Texas           0-0   265   —
22   Boise St.      0-0   261   —
23   UCF                   0-0   259   —
24   LSU                   0-0   254   —
25   Oklahoma St.   0-0   168   —

At some point they gotta learn to throw this shit in the trash between seasons. Supposedly nobody's gonna vote you into the playoffs because of anything that happened LAST year. And yet even pre-season rankings can keep schools hovering around the top with 1 loss, while a previously unranked school can go undefeated and not have the opportunity to pass 1-loss schools who've managed to stay in the top 10 or 15 for 2 seasons. Eh, sometimes it's fair cuz it's a piss ant school from a piss ant conference with nothing but piss ant competition is gonna get flattened by someone like Alabama. But sometimes, those schools are good enough to give a top 5 team a real fight.

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Science / How to DOUBLE your internet speed FOR FREE!
« on: July 25, 2018, 10:02:32 PM »
Double your internet speed. No bullshit! Really works!

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