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/dev/random / Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« on: Today at 01:04:02 PM »
Toonces the driving cat strikes again.

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Politics / Re: Current Politics & History Only Thread
« on: Today at 12:57:24 PM »
She made the assumption he was white. He should've made the assumption that she was blonde.

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: January 15, 2019, 12:09:21 PM »

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Bot Drop / Re: Someone spoofing and being a general twat
« on: January 14, 2019, 01:21:30 PM »
Not sure if it's the real "skjol", but some dumbass thirsty for attention was using iR tags again. I said absolutely nothing to or about them until they chose to use a clan tag that didn't belong to them. And when I did, I was nice. I said please. Granted... I also choose words that I knew would passive-aggressively troll them. :D

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skjol changed name to faget
BaDKarMa was popped by pokahinus's grenade
Nimrod almost dodged Liquid Feces's rocket
Liquid Feces was shredded by faget's shrapnel
BaDKarMa was popped by faget's grenade
pokahinus was shredded by faget's shrapnel
BaDKarMa was popped by faget's grenade
faget ate Liquid Feces's rocket
Liquid Feces was machinegunned by |iR|Focalor
Solly entered the game
anticheat Solly is not using anticheat.
Solly ate |iR|Focalor's rocket
Liquid Feces was disintegrated by pokahinus's BFG blast
|iR|Focalor saw the pretty lights from pokahinus's BFG
BaDKarMa almost dodged Nimrod's rocket
pokahinus was popped by |iR|Focalor's grenade
BaDKarMa tried to invade |iR|Focalor's personal space
|iR|Focalor tried to invade faget's personal space
BaDKarMa almost dodged faget's rocket
Solly almost dodged |iR|Focalor's rocket
[BTF] PeEnchY entered the game
anticheat [BTF] PeEnchY is not using anticheat.
pokahinus was blown away by faget's super shotgun
BaDKarMa was blown away by faget's super shotgun
Bob Lapdance disconnected
BaDKarMa was popped by faget's grenade
Solly was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
BaDKarMa was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
Liquid Feces: lunch time - these ribs aren't gonna eat themselves
Nimrod was popped by faget's grenade
faget tripped on her own grenade.
Liquid Feces disconnected
|iR|Focalor ate [BTF] PeEnchY's rocket
Solly almost dodged faget's rocket
[BTF] PeEnchY almost dodged Solly's rocket
BaDKarMa ate |iR|Focalor's rocket
|iR|Focalor was shredded by pokahinus's shrapnel
pokahinus ate |iR|Focalor's rocket
Nimrod was disintegrated by faget's BFG blast
BaDKarMa tried to invade Solly's personal space
Nimrod couldn't hide from faget's BFG
pokahinus ate |iR|Focalor's rocket
[BTF] PeEnchY was disintegrated by faget's BFG blast
Nimrod couldn't hide from faget's BFG
|iR|Focalor blew himself up.
faget was machinegunned by |iR|Focalor
Alf Elaichia entered the game
anticheat Alf Elaichia is not using anticheat.
faget ate Nimrod's rocket
pokahinus ate BaDKarMa's rocket
faget was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
BaDKarMa ate Nimrod's rocket
Nimrod ate Solly's rocket
DirtyoldMan almost dodged Nimrod's rocket
BaDKarMa was popped by pokahinus's grenade
pokahinus was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
Alf Elaichia was disintegrated by DirtyoldMan's BFG blast
DirtyoldMan was disintegrated by Alf Elaichia's BFG blast
Nimrod was popped by |iR|Focalor's grenade
DirtyoldMan: gotcha
faget ate Solly's rocket
|iR|Focalor ate Alf Elaichia's rocket
BaDKarMa was blown away by pokahinus's super shotgun
Nimrod was melted by [BTF] PeEnchY's hyperblaster
Fee Nominal was dropped: connection reset by peer
Fee Nominal disconnected
pokahinus was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
BaDKarMa was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
Alf Elaichia ate faget's rocket
faget was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
[BTF] PeEnchY was popped by Nimrod's grenade
Nimrod was popped by [BTF] PeEnchY's grenade
[BTF] PeEnchY: goto dm
console: teleporting [BTF] PeEnchY >> ::DM:: << classic deathmatch maps !
[BTF] PeEnchY disconnected
|iR|Focalor was blown away by Nimrod's super shotgun
BaDKarMa was machinegunned by |iR|Focalor
pokahinus tripped on her own grenade.
Nimrod ate faget's rocket
BaDKarMa ate faget's rocket
Nimrod disconnected
pokahinus was machinegunned by |iR|Focalor
BaDKarMa almost dodged faget's rocket
faget ate |iR|Focalor's rocket
BaDKarMa was shredded by Alf Elaichia's shrapnel
faget: IR GAYLATOR
BaDKarMa ate |iR|Focalor's rocket
pokahinus ate |iR|Focalor's rocket
|iR|Focalor blew himself up.
Alf Elaichia was disintegrated by Solly's BFG blast
Solly should have used a smaller gun.
faget ate |iR|Focalor's rocket
faget killed herself.
Alf Elaichia:
BaDKarMa was blown away by pokahinus's super shotgun
Alf Elaichia was disintegrated by |iR|Focalor's BFG blast
faget changed name to :iR:GAYALTOR
DirtyoldMan couldn't hide from |iR|Focalor's BFG
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
      |iR|Focalor   252      7.15      30
     :iR:GAYALTOR   135      7.14      16
     Alf Elaichia    75      2.41       3
        pokahinus    59      7.15       7
            Solly    59      4.10       4
Solly disconnected
|iR|Focalor: iwin

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




The Rage

WARNING: A cl_maxfps value of over 100 is strongly discouraged
R1Q2 separates network and rendering so a cl_maxfps value > 30
is rarely needed. Use r_maxfps to control maximum rendered FPS

|iR|Focalor entered the game
anticheat |iR|Focalor is not using anticheat.
DirtyoldMan entered the game
anticheat DirtyoldMan is not using anticheat.
BaDKarMa entered the game
anticheat BaDKarMa is not using anticheat.
QuickToDie{KEA} entered the game
anticheat QuickToDie{KEA} is not using anticheat.
pokahinus entered the game
:iR:GAYALTOR entered the game
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
Alf Elaichia entered the game
anticheat Alf Elaichia is not using anticheat.
Out of item: Grenade Launcher
usage: connect <server>
Alf Elaichia: time
BaDKarMa disconnected
Alf Elaichia disconnected
couldn't exec cfg/ztn2dm3.cfg
|iR|Focalor blew himself up.
pokahinus was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
DirtyoldMan tripped on his own grenade.
DirtyoldMan was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
DirtyoldMan was railed by :iR:GAYALTOR
:iR:GAYALTOR was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
:iR:GAYALTOR: lpb
:iR:GAYALTOR was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
]please dont spoof my clan tag
|iR|Focalor: please dont spoof my clan tag
]I know youre mad
|iR|Focalor: I know youre mad
]but dont
|iR|Focalor: but dont

DirtyoldMan was railed by pokahinus
:iR:GAYALTOR: but im gay
pokahinus was blown away by |iR|Focalor's super shotgun
:iR:GAYALTOR disconnected

I dunno what his sexual preferences have to do with anything. Maybe it was an insult. It's 2019 though. At this point, gay is so damned common that it really doesn't matter anymore.

Asshole: "You're gay!"
Me (doing my best Louis CK impression): I'm not... but sometimes people do that, so what. That's like saying 'You're old!'. Yeah, there ARE old people around, sometimes you see them, sometimes you don't, so what.

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/dev/random / Re: BATTLE MY DINNER
« on: January 14, 2019, 10:44:54 AM »
Got some Pibb Xtra from the store the other day. I used to love Mr. Pibb back in the day, even moreso than Dr. Pepper. But I don't think I'd ever even tried the Pibb Xtra before, so I gave it a whirl.

Eh... It's not like the Pibb I remember. Apparently the "Xtra" part is a dash of cherry flavoring, so it tastes like watered down Pibb with a splash of cherry.

But after reading the ingredients, I realize you could also assume the "Xtra" part... is the polyethylene glycol.  :ubershock:

Not familiar with that name? I was before I read it. It's a liquid coolant and fire suppressant used in high dollar computer applications. As a pipefitter, I once installed such a system in a large datacenter being built in Alpharetta GA. (It's a substitute for a water based system which, if it were to leak onto electrical equipment, might damage things. Glycol will just be a slick gooey mess, but it won't fry anything.) It's also a laxative. It's also... many fucking things. What it ISN'T is a substance that sold on it's own as food. And yet they'll still put it IN food as an additive like this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyethylene_glycol

Call me crazy, but it's my philosophy that if it's not something you would dare to eat a heaping portion of all on it's own, then you shouldn't put it in food AT ALL.

So this'll be the first and last 12 pack of this bullshit I'll be buying.

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: January 14, 2019, 04:03:52 AM »

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/dev/random / Re: BATTLE MY DINNER
« on: January 12, 2019, 05:17:15 AM »
Meh. Rich people food. I had poor people food for dinner. Keepin' it real, dog.

I had two ham and cheese sandwiches for dinner with a can of Barq's root beer. Cheese was yellow american, probably Publix brand. Mayo was Blue Plate mayo, the only mayo worth calling MAYO. Duke's can suck a fat one. Hellman's tastes like shit. The ham was Boar's Head tavern ham, 2 slices per sandwich. Boar's Head is rich people meat, right? Yep, when I pull out the Boar's Head, I say, "Focalor,... you're finally one of the 1%.", then I put on a tie and open a copy of the Motley Fool or Bloomberg or Forbes and I say things like, "Buy low, sell high!"

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/dev/random / Re: BATTLE MY DINNER
« on: January 11, 2019, 11:56:43 AM »
I think this nasty fucking bitch loses this competition.

Read this with a vomit-acceptable trash can nearby. You've been warned.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/01/ayperi-alekseeva_n_5914438.html

Ugh. My god. I just clicked that again. 4 years later, and it still makes me dry heave.

And speaking of nasty shit to eat...


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Jokes / Re: Funny videos
« on: January 11, 2019, 02:37:50 AM »
Fun with a snipers ghillie suit.


https://youtu.be/Z1lN3omIxDI

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/dev/random / Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« on: January 10, 2019, 01:18:24 PM »
I was looking forward to Chicago v. New Orleans.

Then that game happened with Philly  :raincloud: :mrdead:

YES! That sucked so fucking much. The Chicago vs Philly game was one of the only NFL games I had caught start to finish all year. Chicago looked like the better team and more effective offense all game long, but those two missed field goals screwed them out of it. I was cheering for them. Maybe that's why they lost. I'm bad luck like that.

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art, music, etc. / Re: Actually, the best guitar solo is..........
« on: January 10, 2019, 08:53:16 AM »
Typically an afterthought kinda guy when it comes to discussions about great guitar players, especially since he died about 10 years ago, but he's always been one of my favorite blues players. The way he approached blues scale leads (which has been done a bazillion times by everyone and can get kinda stale after so long) was pretty unique and fresh sounding, to me anyway. And the tone he's getting out of his shit in this video is fucking KILLER, especially for a live setting. Starting at 2:55, I love that wah with what sounds like a little bit of octave fuzz.

Jeff Healey - Blue Jean Blues (originally by ZZ Top)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6S7_vRVPUU

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/dev/random / Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« on: January 09, 2019, 01:00:56 PM »
One of the comments:

"Three hours seems a bit excessive."

 :lolsign: Apparently there's an acceptable amount of time one can lick a doorbell.

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/dev/random / Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« on: January 08, 2019, 12:47:48 AM »
I don't celebrate when Clemson wins, but I always enjoy when Alabama loses. And by 4 fucking touchdowns too. How great is that? Way to go, Clemson. Their shit was ON POINT last night.

I almost did it. I seriously considered putting in a call to my bookmaker buddy to put a grand on Alabama to win. But something made me stop. The trend lately has been they win every OTHER year. They won last year, so I had a gut feeling they'd screw up in this one. Glad I trusted my gut.




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/dev/random / Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« on: January 06, 2019, 01:08:36 AM »

Did Richt get canned?

Officially, he "retired". But let's be real. Mark Richt isn't that old. Plenty of other coaches have kept coaching into their senior citizen years. It wasn't like he had accomplished all of his career goals and there was nothing left to reach for. It's safe to assume that Miami was nice enough to offer him the opportunity to retire on his own, otherwise they would've had to fire him.

Justin Fields moving on from Georgia, transferring to Ohio State - http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/25684235/georgia-bulldogs-qb-justin-fields-transferring-ohio-state

I have a feeling Georgia will live to regret their decision to play Fromm instead of Fields. I don't think they would've won as many games this year playing Fields full time, but I think the experience would've paid off within the next two seasons when his arm strength increases as well. Georgia does a decent job at pass protecting, but Fromm scrambles slower than turtle shit. Having a running QB would be the one advantage they'd need to really compete with Alabama.

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: January 06, 2019, 01:01:32 AM »

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