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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: March 01, 2008, 02:38:41 PM »

I like that one too.

Perhaps you're referring to the old Steve Martin routine where he was discussing how he didn't like how males used sexist and chauvinistic terms to refer to female body parts. "That's why I call them... winnebagos!"

I actually have some of the posters that came in the old vinyl LPs tacked up around my room. One where he's wearing a gaudy tacky PINK suit with an uncomfortable expression on his face, and one where he's got a fish haning out of the breast of his sport coat and a big shit-eating grin on his face, says "BEST FISHES, Steve Martin", in handwriting at the bottom.

Yeah, I'm weird like that. 

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: March 01, 2008, 12:27:01 AM »

I'm not a layman, what does FTW mean? "For The Win"? "Fuck The World"? "Frivolous Turd Watching"?

Eh, for the longest time I had no clue what pwn meant either. 

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.

« on: February 28, 2008, 03:40:49 PM »

uhhhhhhh.

ITyour head

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.

« on: February 28, 2008, 01:08:41 PM »

Its element with his pet.
 

OH, HAHA! HAHAHA! HIS PET ROOSTER! HAHA! HE'S GOT A PET ROOSTER! THAT'S FUNNY! PET ROOSTERS ARE FUNNY! HAHA!
 

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General Ownage / Re: 1v1 ?

« on: February 28, 2008, 09:41:03 AM »

razor, the ultimate gay joke.

Q: How do you fit 4 Razors on 1 bar stool?

A: Turn it upside down!

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/dev/random / Re: fashion is ridiculous

« on: February 28, 2008, 09:05:14 AM »

"Kill the prime minister of Malaysia!"

I remember reading on the bottoms of all my little hot wheels cars as a kid, "made in Malaysia". I wonder if the child workers in the hot wheels factory over there get caught playing with the vroom vrooms and are consequently beaten with a long cane on the palms of their hands. 

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: [EoM]5killz talking shit after get owned.

« on: February 28, 2008, 08:59:00 AM »

  What the fuck is that!?!

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/dev/random / Re: fashion is ridiculous

« on: February 27, 2008, 09:49:16 PM »

Love that last pic btw..especially the tummy tuck scars just under her abs

  Maybe she just cut her self shaving. Either way, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. At least not until morning anyway. 

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/dev/random / fashion is ridiculous

« on: February 27, 2008, 04:56:24 PM »

Saw this on the Yahoo featured news: http://tv.yahoo.com/slideshow/227/photos/1

Looks like a homeless bum threw up on Bladerunner...


Looks like a roll of toilet paper that a cat has unrolled from the holder onto the floor...


Candy wrappers belong in the trash, along with this hideous get-up...


But this one I like. NICE SHORTS!...

Note the *cough* easy to carry "purse" it comes with on the left leg.

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Jokes / Re: JOKES

« on: February 27, 2008, 09:20:50 AM »

The path of least resistance...

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: February 26, 2008, 08:58:26 PM »

151 might have plenty of alcohol, but... try some Dos Tiranos mezcal. TWO worms in the bottle. If you can drink the whole bottle and eat the worms without puking up blood the next day, you have huevos bigger than John Wayne shooting up pure heroin with a thread of lead.

Remember that Poltergeist movie where the guy swallows the worm and later a giant demon worm from Hell comes birthing out of his mouth? Yeah, that looks pleasant compared to the hangover that leaves you in the throes of death that THIS shit causes.

  ..... followed by an hour or two of violent dry heaves......... followed by throwing up blood............... followed by 3 days of bed rest and thoughts of suicide to put myself out of my misery.

Dos Tiranos is the single reason I don't drink hard liquor anymore.

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/dev/random / Re: help me decide which chess board to get

« on: February 26, 2008, 08:44:59 PM »

I like pic #2 the best. The one in #4 looks like it could scratch a tabletob with those feet.

Hehe, I still use my old Kmart foldable board with plastic pieces that I got back in the late 80's. Used it through college when I was on the chess team. 

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: February 26, 2008, 03:52:31 PM »

KY ain't the only substance that makes getting laid easier. 

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Politics / Re: meh... politics

« on: February 25, 2008, 02:13:16 PM »

LOL! AWESOME! This is a banner ad I clipped from the web. I could've been the one to edit something this funny, but unfortunately I can't take the credit for this one. HEIL HILLARY! HEIL HILLARY! VOTE FOR ME OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!

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Discussion / Re: kingsize

« on: February 24, 2008, 08:33:54 PM »

I don't give a damn WHO you are, get rid of that shitty enemaem avatar! It hurts my fucking eyes to look at that putrid cunt cheese.