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Quake / Re: Back From The Dead

« on: April 24, 2008, 04:10:35 PM »

Wow......

Well hopefully you have had time to sit in a nice lawn chair by the lake and watch the sunset reflecting off the water as you think to yourself, "Life is good, and Quake2 is just a game." When life and Quake2 merge into the same slot on your own mental ladder of importance, it's time to drop everything and do something else.

In my opinion, most of what you wrote is absolutely no one's business. Fuck people. They don't really deserve to know your inner most thoughts. But I do agree with your attitude you've taken for future dealings here. Screw it, just have fun. Let the dicks be dicks and don't allow them to ruin your moments of gratification and indulgence. They're basically black holes anyway, the only joy they receive is in sucking others into their game of creating strife, misery, and conflict where it is not needed.

Welcome back.

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Jokes / Re: Joke :)

« on: April 24, 2008, 03:46:26 PM »

Q: What do doctors do with the circumsized foreskin of babies penises?

A: Sell it to fags as chewing gum.

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Jokes / Re: Limericks

« on: April 24, 2008, 03:44:24 PM »

There once was a tiny girl in my vestibule
who wasn't quite a big as the rest of you
When she needed a ride
in my underwear she'd hide
and swing from the hair on my testicule

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Quake / Re: Well looks like I can add 1 more accomplishment to my q2 resume

« on: April 23, 2008, 09:25:03 AM »

#1 Zone.com 1v1 Quake 2 Tournament (1998)
#1 Top of the Zone Clan Wars (KGB-1998)
#2 Zone.com 2v2 Quake 2 Tournament (krez, flock - lost to blister and finatics-1998)
#1 Top of the Zone Clan Wars (oV-1999)
#1 Zone.com 1v1 Quake 2 Tournament (1999)
#1 OGL Quake 2 Team Deathmatch 4v4 Ladder (i0-2001)
#1 OGL Quake 2 Team Deathmatch 4v4 Ladder (MaD-2002)
#1 OGL Quake 2 Team Rocket Arena 4v4 Ladder (MaD-2002)
#1 First Frag Quake 2 4v4 TDM Tournament (MaD-2002)
#2 NADML Quake 2 4v4 TDM Tournament (underground-2005)
#1 NADML Quake 2 4v4 TDM Tournament (FoJ-2006)
#1 OGL Quake 2 Team Rocket Arena 4v4 Ladder (Feared-2007)
#1 NAiL Quake2 Team Instagib 3v3 (Devine-2008)

my e-penisis 14 inches long.

This is a cool accomplishment. However, it means nothing other than you have no life. Anyone who has that much time to play this game undoubtedly is a loser in real life. I'd love to see what his resume says. Hey Krez, have you graduated from fries yet or are you still mopping floors? LOL! 

lame attempt at an insult and poor insight into gamers --imo-- first off i think playing q2 is a great facet to my life,   and i would bet that Krez was better than you are today the second week he played ---in my experience almost all of the greatest players are born naturally better ( hand-eye coordination, three dimensional relationship perception, problem solving, etc --like the eyesight of a great baseball hitter) and he probably is very well off since he has the time to play and most likely a high end computer to do it on.  The fact that he is an insufferable immature pain in the ass ( another thing he outdoes you on) neither  diminishes his skill or accomplishments in the game nor does it reflect on his personal life --only garners him less respect which he obviously does not seek.

 
I concur, doctor.

...eh, but doesn't necessarily mean he's in fact well off or has an impressive resume in real life. But for fuck's sake, this is the internet, it's not like if he took the time to post a REAL resume that was both TRUE and IMPRESSIVE that people still wouldn't call it bullshit.

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Trouble Shooting / Re: Why I will never

« on: April 22, 2008, 06:48:08 PM »

The old lungs work pretty good too.

I tried that, but the lung tissue broke up, started bleeding, and got stuck between the keys. Then I had to find something else to clean up the lung chunks. 

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Pyrex vs vErD

« on: April 22, 2008, 06:39:20 PM »

fuck david spade

Hell naw! I don't think my local package store has enough liquor in stock to allow me to drink him pretty. 

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art, music, etc. / Re: .

« on: April 22, 2008, 06:33:11 PM »

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art, music, etc. / Re: .

« on: April 21, 2008, 11:06:44 AM »

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: April 18, 2008, 06:56:53 AM »

You can't get a dui on a bike i don't think man. I've tested that way too many times... here and in the city. You can on a scooter or jetski though :>

Actually, I met a guy once who got a DUI on a bicycle. He was riding home from the bar (because he lost his drivers licence for a 2nd in 5 years DUI) and a cop drove past and stopped him. Merry Christmas, another DUI. And 3 in 5 years makes it a felony offense.

I didn't think to ask him how much it cost to impound his bicycle. 

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: April 17, 2008, 06:06:46 AM »

How does one know when they are "falling down drunk" if they are seated the whole time?

I've heard of people getting DUI's on bicycles. Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair?

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Quake / Re: Popular Spectator Myths

« on: April 14, 2008, 05:16:53 AM »

It's a lot like the "female model is faster" myth. No matter how rediculous it sounds, it was once almost impossible to convince players otherwise.

Nah, but they ARE thinner, which might help you to be seen by opponents less. Eh, not really though. If something is moving, chances are someones going to see it, especially if they use brightskins for the male, female, and cyborg models like I do. I've never heard that urban legend, lol. Makes no logical sense, why would ID make one model move faster than another? POPPYCOCK! 

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: 1v1 - vicki vicious, arm0r - q2dm1

« on: April 12, 2008, 03:38:53 AM »

If you get a mic, he'll change his attitude. He'll start calling you things like "sweetie" and telling you you're beautiful, etc. 

The fact that he thinks you might be a chick is the reason why he doesn't talk to you like a piece of shit.

Let's not forget, the middle word in "predictable" is dick.

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: 1vs1 - / haunted - adrenaline / - q2dm1

« on: April 11, 2008, 07:31:02 AM »

Go back to hiding somewhere with the aliased GYN

Please elaborate. I'm not in-the-know, I guess.

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tastyspleen.net / Re: We miss you already Wallfly

« on: April 11, 2008, 03:50:30 AM »

Wallfly has cancer too? GOOD LORD, IT'S CONTAGIOUS!?!

http://monsterkill.org/forum/showthread.php?t=4663

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/dev/random / Re: Vista gets some pushback...

« on: April 11, 2008, 03:45:48 AM »

liberty and justice for all PCs? BAH! We prefer the oppressive totalitarian collars our MS master has benevolently bestowed upon us!

THANK YOU BILL GATES, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!