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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: February 26, 2008, 08:58:26 PM »

151 might have plenty of alcohol, but... try some Dos Tiranos mezcal. TWO worms in the bottle. If you can drink the whole bottle and eat the worms without puking up blood the next day, you have huevos bigger than John Wayne shooting up pure heroin with a thread of lead.

Remember that Poltergeist movie where the guy swallows the worm and later a giant demon worm from Hell comes birthing out of his mouth? Yeah, that looks pleasant compared to the hangover that leaves you in the throes of death that THIS shit causes.

  ..... followed by an hour or two of violent dry heaves......... followed by throwing up blood............... followed by 3 days of bed rest and thoughts of suicide to put myself out of my misery.

Dos Tiranos is the single reason I don't drink hard liquor anymore.

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/dev/random / Re: help me decide which chess board to get

« on: February 26, 2008, 08:44:59 PM »

I like pic #2 the best. The one in #4 looks like it could scratch a tabletob with those feet.

Hehe, I still use my old Kmart foldable board with plastic pieces that I got back in the late 80's. Used it through college when I was on the chess team. 

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: February 26, 2008, 03:52:31 PM »

KY ain't the only substance that makes getting laid easier. 

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Politics / Re: meh... politics

« on: February 25, 2008, 02:13:16 PM »

LOL! AWESOME! This is a banner ad I clipped from the web. I could've been the one to edit something this funny, but unfortunately I can't take the credit for this one. HEIL HILLARY! HEIL HILLARY! VOTE FOR ME OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!

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Discussion / Re: kingsize

« on: February 24, 2008, 08:33:54 PM »

I don't give a damn WHO you are, get rid of that shitty enemaem avatar! It hurts my fucking eyes to look at that putrid cunt cheese.

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/dev/random / Re: Scammers, have a read

« on: February 23, 2008, 03:52:03 PM »

Hehe, yeah, I get emails from time to time claiming to be from ebay wanting me to update my paypal info. I MIGHT take the bait.... but I've never used ebay OR paypal.
 

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/dev/random / Re: Faster Wireless

« on: February 23, 2008, 03:20:59 PM »

I've seen automatic shotguns like that before. It was the armor peircing HE and frag grenade rounds I was impressed with. I didn't think it was possible, but Compton and Watts just got a little scarier. 

Blood out, muthafucka!

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Trouble Shooting / Re: Trailer Toilet Trouble

« on: February 23, 2008, 02:49:39 PM »

Looks like a *ahem* SHITLOAD of fun. I'm a commercial/industrial pipefitter, and I know a little about residential plumbing. I've NEVER seen anything like that.

That's basically a ball valve, the ball looks kinda corroded around the orifice, which might be what's letting the water past. I'd guess the black part there is the ball seating material, some kind of rubber or plastic that it fits against like a gasket. Perhaps the corrosion has caused the ball to tear the seating material allowing leakage.

It could also just be that the valve is not able to close all the way. I'd recommend smearing some type of gasket lube around both sides of the inner part of the valve that the ball sits against to make it easier for the ball to rotate. Then tighten the living shit out of the screws. BUT, the plastic housing does look pretty old, careful with that, tightening it too much could crack it. If that doesn't work and it still leaks, replace that entire valve assembly completely.

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/dev/random / Re: Faster Wireless

« on: February 23, 2008, 02:23:09 PM »

star trek style?

 

 
OH SHIT!
SPACE NINJAS WITH PHASER GUNS!
RUN!!!!

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Trouble Shooting / Re: Quake changing colors mid-game

« on: February 23, 2008, 12:25:22 PM »

As one guy mentioned, perhaps its the colormap.pcx in your added pak file. Perhaps there's more than one colormap there and a config within the pak file is switching to another colormap. Try removing the added pak file from the folder, then play for a while and see if it still occurs.

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Quake / Re: THE MOST BLANTANT ADMIN ABUSE I HAVE EVER SEEN (and ive seen alot, mostly by

« on: February 23, 2008, 11:21:38 AM »

  dont alias, and you wont get vote kicked.  Its a 10 year old game, absolutely no reason to alias

I don't understand this. I don't see what's so objectionable to using an alias. We aren't using the names on our birth certificates anyway. If it's someone you don't like and they admit what name they "normally" use, will they get any different treatment?

I really don't have an opinion in any of this, I rarely play TDM. But like I said, whats so wrong with using different names? Sometimes people like variety, if you ate nothing but cheerios, eventually you'd learn to hate them. If you played only one video game, you'd get sick of it...... but Q2 doesn't apply there, we all know Quake is encoded with subliminal graphics that stimulate the brain much like narcortics. 

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/dev/random / Re: Faster Wireless

« on: February 23, 2008, 11:06:07 AM »

Internet-shminternet. Those Japs are launching space ninjas to take over the planet!

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Arrrgh! Quake web space, mateys!!

« on: February 23, 2008, 09:38:05 AM »

May I have some webspace please?

http://focalor.tastyspleen.net

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: February 22, 2008, 07:52:45 AM »

Phil has a habit of doing weird shit like that. He talks WAY too much between songs (but then again, people on drugs tend to be somewhat gregarious and outspoken). When they were on tour with Slayer years ago, he'd have Kerry King come out to join the band as a 2nd guitarist, which was pretty pointless in my opinion. As much as I like Kerry King, Dimebag was a little better I think.

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Politics / Re: Feminism

« on: February 22, 2008, 07:42:41 AM »

1) Bill Maher is an idiot
...
4) Once agian Bill Maher is an idiot

 
Amen to that.