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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: 1v1 - vicki vicious, arm0r - q2dm1

« on: April 12, 2008, 03:38:53 AM »

If you get a mic, he'll change his attitude. He'll start calling you things like "sweetie" and telling you you're beautiful, etc. 

The fact that he thinks you might be a chick is the reason why he doesn't talk to you like a piece of shit.

Let's not forget, the middle word in "predictable" is dick.

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: 1vs1 - / haunted - adrenaline / - q2dm1

« on: April 11, 2008, 07:31:02 AM »

Go back to hiding somewhere with the aliased GYN

Please elaborate. I'm not in-the-know, I guess.

11028

tastyspleen.net / Re: We miss you already Wallfly

« on: April 11, 2008, 03:50:30 AM »

Wallfly has cancer too? GOOD LORD, IT'S CONTAGIOUS!?!

http://monsterkill.org/forum/showthread.php?t=4663

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/dev/random / Re: Vista gets some pushback...

« on: April 11, 2008, 03:45:48 AM »

liberty and justice for all PCs? BAH! We prefer the oppressive totalitarian collars our MS master has benevolently bestowed upon us!

THANK YOU BILL GATES, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER! 

11030

Trouble Shooting / Re: i need help with my mouse!

« on: April 11, 2008, 03:35:46 AM »

yeah, i asked my friend about it and he said i just needed a mouse pad, which i don't have. i've just been using it on my computer desk.          ahahahah but thank you both! (:

I posted a similar question not too long ago. You mentioned that you use the mouse directly on the desktop. Bingo. For some reason, the lamination on the top of most desk surfaces reflects the laser back causing optical feedback. The quickest way I've found to stop the "tilt-a-whirl" is to move my mouse in a clockwise circle a few times. Moving it counterclockwise doesn't seem to correct it. That may help you, I dunno. Perhaps your mouse freaks out in a different manner than mine does. The idea of using a mouse pad is a bad one... to me, at least. The area of a mousepad is not quite big enough for me, I prefer to have the whole desk to work with. I use the arrow keys for movement, which is more comfortable for my left hand AND it allows me to slide the keyboard to the left more giving me even MORE room on the desktop to move the mouse.

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General Ownage / Re: 1v1 Anyone?

« on: April 11, 2008, 03:20:48 AM »

idle..  and they will come

Sounds like an ex-girlfriend of mine's sex technique.

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: 1v1 - vicki vicious, arm0r - q2dm1

« on: April 11, 2008, 03:15:46 AM »

i agree, armor is sexy and skilled!

I wonder.....
(getting a mental picture of armor in drag with a Tammy Faye Bakker make-up job)
 
Agh! SHIT! That's the LAST time I'll do any wondering! BAD BRAIN! NO!

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poetry / essays / short stories? / Re: Quotes

« on: April 09, 2008, 04:41:11 PM »

He's dead 

Is his hand cold yet? Maybe now we can pry that gun away from him. 

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: April 09, 2008, 03:37:58 AM »

woooooo slammed down about 3 40'oz of 211 tonight on top of about 5 bud lights-- im pretty fuckin smashed

From my experience, the only way TO drink a 40 oz is to slam it back as fast as possible, otherwise it becomes room temperature half way through it. I usually started off drinking 12 oz singles to get the stomach primed. Then when those ran out, I could slam back a 40 oz or two at breakneck speed in order to finish myself off without upchucking any excess foamage.

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk

« on: April 08, 2008, 10:43:26 PM »

when are you not drunk dude? (now dont get me wrong being drunk is the second best thing in the world an all but, i dont think i've ever seen you sober, keep it up man the whole world is rootin for ya!  lol   

Hear ye, hear ye! Purple on gray do not a readable post make. 

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L4m3r Demos / Re: Bot?

« on: April 08, 2008, 02:15:04 PM »

Ya, Firefox is great in so many different ways but it has little bugs like these--I can't use firefox myself because if I do half the media sites I visit won't play videos properly.

pr0ns FTW!!!1!

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poetry / essays / short stories? / Re: Quotes

« on: April 08, 2008, 05:52:12 AM »

There's a whole host of other Planet of the Apes movies out there too. They seemed to get progressively weirder though. None were as good as the first. ...although I'm hesitant to call a movie with Charlton Heston "good". He's been in several good movies, but I wouldn't really call his brand of acting good, just like I wouldn't call many actors of that era "good". For example, Humphrey Bogart. Many think that Casa Blanca was a terrific movie, (I do too to some extent) but I've always thought Humphrey Bogart was very over-rated as an actor.

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L4m3r Demos / Re: Bot?

« on: April 08, 2008, 05:21:18 AM »

LMAO!

HOLY SHIT YES! Aimbot for sure. Fuckin' funny too. At one point the damn thing starts targeting multiple people with the blaster. He goes from shooting at one guy right on to shooting someone else, then back to the first guy again.

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Ye Religion Thread

« on: April 08, 2008, 04:43:00 AM »

I try to evade religious discussions because it's usually just a question of opinions, and many are not willing to agree to disagree. They just want to continue on and on in a pointless eternal circle of logic versus faith-based ideals, which are just about as compatible as Hank Williams Jr. fans and gay pride parades.

This is for the Xtian dumbass noob by the player name of "rick" on the vanilla server earlier this morning.

Of course, I've heard this hollywood fantasy of Satanic panic that Christian fundamentalists buy into several times before, it's nothing new to me. But when someone wants to spread this around as the unquestionable truth in my presence, I take offense to it.

First, he claimed that one of the basic tenets of Satanism which is written in The Satanic Bible is the phrase "Do what thou wilt", which he interpreted to mean "Do whatever you want". I won't argue exactly what that means. Why? Because it's not IN the Satanic Bible, which you adamantly claimed it was. I challenge ANYONE to locate those exact words in the Satanic Bible. It's not there. It is a phrase written by Alister Crowley, the founder of Thelema, and Thelema IS NOT SATANISM. Alister Crowley was a drug-addled marshmellow head incapable of rational thought processes most of the time. I will not attempt to expound upon the meaning of that phrase, "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law".

Second, and in conjunction with the first point he claimed, he claimed that it is a regular practice of Satanism to kill children, and to generally commit ANY unlawful act. Not true. As stated in the 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth, most unlawful acts are clearly NOT in line with basic tenets of Satanism.

Official Church of Satan website- http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Eleven.html

Breaking and Entering? #4. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

Rape? #5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Theft? #6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

Child molesting and/or sacrificing? #9. Do not harm little children.

Satanic cattle mutilation? Animal sacrifice? Cruelty towards animals? #10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

Being a generally threating and vagrant punk? Harassing people? #11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Rick, I have read your bible. Have you read mine? Apparently you haven't. Don't assume you know a fucking thing about what I do and what I may or may not believe. Fuck you very much, sir.

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art, music, etc. / Re: LIST YOUR TOP 10 METAL BANDS

« on: April 04, 2008, 01:26:21 AM »

down seems more like pink floyd to me, nice reefer smoking music

For certain. Down II included the small instrumental piece called "Doobinterlude"...

...as well as the song "Perfection of the Seed", a song about pot, the people who smoke it, and the people who grow it.

Back when I used to chief it up daily, that was one of my favorite albums to put on while firing up the one footer. If I was smoking and drinking, I'd put on Black Label Society - Alcohol Fueled Brewtality Live disc2. That disc was an extra 5 bonus previously unreleased studio songs, some mellow mostly acoustic stuff slightly reminiscient of Zakk Wylde's solo album, Book of Shadows.