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Trouble Shooting / Re: Trailer Toilet Trouble
« on: February 17, 2008, 11:53:07 AM »
HELP! MY TOILET WON'T STOP DOWNLOADING BROWN PAK FILES!

I think I laughed more at this thread than anything in the joke thread.

By the way,... GET A WOMAN TO SCRUB THAT THING CLEAN, YOU FILTHY PIG!  :smiley_abws:

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/dev/random / Re: The epitomy of LOL!
« on: February 16, 2008, 08:15:15 AM »
Future resident at Alto women's prison.

or

Future guest star on Cops.

or

(if it's still on the air) Future guest on Jerry Springer. (She's not even classy enough for Jenny Jones)

...take your pick.

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/dev/random / Re: BME Pain Olympics
« on: February 15, 2008, 10:49:22 PM »
LOL, ain't the first time I've ever seen a video from Body Modification Ezine.

As someone who has been involved in the BDSM scene, I can tell you that there are many people who enjoy a little pain and kink when it comes to sexual gratification... but THAT SHIT is the extreme far end of the spectrum. Fuck, that falls right the hell OFF the end of the spectrum, crashes to the ground, and bursts into flames!!!

Just goes to show you that G.G. Allin wasn't the only psychotic exhibitionist ever born. Still, pretty interesting to see what lengths some people will go to in order to get their rocks off.
 

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Player Stats
« on: February 15, 2008, 02:08:03 PM »
LOL! Yeah, it was updating every single day. I thought that it was done on purpose since all the IP flip-flopping as of recent, otherwise I would've mentioned it a week or two ago when it started.

11090
Quake / Re: Passive behavior on Co-op
« on: February 14, 2008, 05:01:51 PM »
Hrmm... disabling cheats could be fun...

A nine iron across the kneecaps is smashing, baby!  8)

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 14, 2008, 04:52:09 PM »
Actually you did, haunted didn't. lol nt.

DOH!

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 14, 2008, 01:07:39 PM »
you're all bad.

And you miss the point of facetiousness. Thanks fer playing.

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/dev/random / Re: Gonna go have a baby now...
« on: February 14, 2008, 07:23:30 AM »
Two words:

Eppy Dooral

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THE NOCLIP 1 BOARD / Re: Jump sub forum <<<?
« on: February 13, 2008, 06:58:56 PM »
Quote from: [EoM] &lt;((ViBeS))&gt;® on February 13, 2008, 11:15:48 AM
Quote from: [EoM] <((ViBeS))>® on February 13, 2008, 11:15:48 AM
Quote from: X&#039;tyfe on February 13, 2008, 11:05:56 AM
Quote from: X'tyfe on February 13, 2008, 11:05:56 AM
ban?
:spam:

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 04:26:34 PM »
I don't do air travel, so I'll never get to be a member of that club. Gotten road head though. Never gotten Quake2 head. That could be dangerous. I'd get pissed off because I'd be getting fragged and end up cracking her over the top of the head with the mouse, she'd end up nearly biting my dick off in retaliation, just not a good idea for a person with a temper like mine. ;)

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 11:49:35 AM »

So haunted, r u happy now?

 :???:

Razor, I'll help you out with this handy dandy guide...

4 Easy Steps to Making Haunted Happy:
  • Open mouth
  • Insert Haunted's balls
  • Suckle gently
  • Happiness ensues

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:34:11 AM »
lol nice handicap, although I extremely doubt my chances of convincing a girl to do that while playing a video game...

lets play again razor, name the time in place! I'll even play you on 1 of my worst maps.. rage or aerowalk. ;>> I'm a dm1-only newbie. We can play in sweden too if you wish :evilking:

Hell no, you'll be waiting with frkq2 and your modified r1q2 client just like me :laughing1:!

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General Ownage / Re: For Adren
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:24:04 AM »
 :bump:  :bump:  :bump:

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:18:47 AM »
Is a noob someone that has 1 frag and 18 deaths? Or is a noob someone the loses 32 to -2? Clear this up for me if ya would.
 :owned:
By the way, I don't see how posting player stats that quit being recording on the 2nd of this month proves that he didn't play you.
 :newbie:

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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« on: February 13, 2008, 08:26:39 AM »
Quote from: R4Z0R

This is the logs from
080201-080228.

LMFAO!

Player stats don't mean a fucking thing anyway, idiot!

Last month, I was ranked #1 in total frags on the railz server and #2 in total frags for ALL servers. Does that mean I'm 2nd best player at Tastyspleen!?! FUCK NO! There's plenty of people who are better than me. So... my point is.... What the fuck is YOUR point???

Quote from: [EoM] &lt;((ViBeS))&gt;® on February 13, 2008, 08:21:09 AM
Quote from: [EoM] <((ViBeS))>® on February 13, 2008, 08:21:09 AM
Razor's frags: 1

You neglected to mention:
Quote
Razor's deaths:
            total: total(18)


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