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art, music, etc. / Re: Live Performances

« on: October 10, 2018, 01:51:28 PM »

Two of the all time greatest spanish classical flamenco players. Both are deceased now unfortunately. They are introduced by typecast mobster actor Joe Mantegna. (not really, but he kinda looks like him a little, doesn't he?)

Paco de Lucia and Ramon de Algeciras - Entre dos Aguas (1979)

<span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube" style="display:inline-block;width:100%;max-width:640px"><span style="display:block;overflow:hidden;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2z5yalkWjSI/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover;border:0;height:100%;left:0;position:absolute;width:100%" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2z5yalkWjSI"></iframe></span></span><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/2z5yalkWjSI" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/2z5yalkWjSI</a>

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/dev/random / Re: The WIN thread

« on: October 10, 2018, 01:40:56 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzWDs26YL9Y
<span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube" style="display:inline-block;width:100%;max-width:640px"><span style="display:block;overflow:hidden;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AzWDs26YL9Y/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover;border:0;height:100%;left:0;position:absolute;width:100%" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AzWDs26YL9Y"></iframe></span></span><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/AzWDs26YL9Y" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/AzWDs26YL9Y</a>

It's not the video that wins. Personally I think it's ridiculous that some damn woman feels the need to dress like a fucking stripper to play this. But one of the comments made me spit beer all over my monitor laughing.

Der.Prinz.Eisenherz - 5 hours ago

Terrible terrible performance from that piano lady. She raped this masterpiece. Beethoven would've shouted metoo if he was alive!

 

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/dev/random / Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread

« on: October 08, 2018, 08:41:43 PM »

Checked the Georgia Tech score this weekend. Apparently they beat Louisville 66 to 31. How!?! How are these people letting Georgia Tech score 60 points a game?

God dammit, Florida. You fuckers just couldn't lose to LSU like you were supposed to. Hell no. The week before Georgia gets them, you shit on their undefeated record and #5 ranking to where they'll be a less impressive win for Georgia. Thanks.

Same goes for Texas A&M beating Kentucky. I was hoping at least ONE of those two (or BOTH at best) would remain undefeated by the time Georgia got at them.

Whatever though. As long as Alabama keeps winning, they can't bypass the conference championship game again and still make it to the playoffs.

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/dev/random / Re: The MLB thread

« on: October 08, 2018, 08:28:34 PM »

I tuned in for a few minutes the other night when the Braves had the bases loaded and Acuna was at the plate. The pitcher threw 3 consecutive balls and each time the crowd went nuts. On the 4th pitch, it was clearly high and out of the zone, so he started to toss his bat away and take 1st base, but the asshole umpire was busy watching HIM and not the ball, so he called it a strike. I was saying to myself, "They better just walk him and take being down 1 more run." But the dumbass pitched him a straight fastball right down the middle and kinda high. He dug it out for a grand slam. I was happy and thought I might watch the rest of the game. But then I came to my senses and said, "An Atlanta team, win a championship? Nah. Not in this life."

Don't worry, they'll butcher the roster before next spring.

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/dev/random / Re: The Fight Thread

« on: October 07, 2018, 06:15:41 PM »

I couldn't watch it last night, I was busy watching my Bulldogs kick the shit out of Vanderbilt. But I downloaded it today at lunchtime and watched it. Connor didn't punch ANYONE.

Khabib finally managed to take Connor's back in the 4th round.. which kind of impressed me because I didn't think McGregor would be able to do anything on the ground, but he managed to grapple and keep moving to where Khabib was never able to pin him in one spot and start ground-n-pounding on him. But in the 4th, Connor made one wrong move and Khabib took his back, got his right arm around his neck/jaw, and started squeezing down on it for a neck crank. Connor tapped, Khabib wouldn't let go until Herb Dean had to forcibly rip Khabib's arm off his jawline, at which point Khabib stood up and started yelling shit down at McGregor. Herb Dean pushed him away, and at that point Khabib began stomping towards the side of the cage with Connor's people. He took his mouthpiece out and threw it at them, at which point one of the in-ring security people in the red sport coats came over and tried to block Khabib from getting at them. Khabib shoved him aside, jumped the fence, and leaped over about 2 or 3 rows of people in order to attack McGregor's BJJ coach. For some reason, Khabib's interpreter/coach/whatever he is (the one with the bad russian bowl cut hairdo and Muslim beard like they all fuckin have) was ALREADY THERE AS WELL. I dunno why he'd be on the same side of the cage with McGregor's team. But there were about 6 cops grabbing him around the neck and pulling him off someone. At that point, one of Khabib's friends jumped inside the cage, ran up behind McGregor when he didn't see him, and sucker punched him in the jaw from behind, at which point a sea of MORE COPS rushed in and grabbed him and drug him away from where McGregor was standing. The whole time, McGregor never retaliated, not once, didn't swing at anyone, wasn't yelling, just had a look on his face like "wtf!?!"

The whole situation last night was ENTIRELY Khabib Nurmagamedovs fault. During the fight, he was shit talking at McGregor while punching him from full mount. When Ref Herb Dean stopped the fight, he continued yelling angrily at McGregor. Then he decided to start yelling at his corner crew. They didn't do anything to draw his attention, he zeroed in on them himself by CHOICE. And even if they were saying rude shit to him, that's no excuse to jump out of the cage and ATTACK someone. In the cage, you fight for sport and competition. Outside of it, it's called ASSAULT and it's illegal. I don't watch UFC to see fucking dumbass thugs in street fights and controversy, I watch it to see PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES who COMPETE. That kinda bullshit continues... guess what Dana White, Bellator is still around, and they actually have GOOD FIGHTS.

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/dev/random / Re: The Fight Thread

« on: October 07, 2018, 02:47:22 PM »

I was 95% sure Nurmagamedov was gonna win just like he did. He's not a well rounded fighter in my opinion, very predictable, which should make him easier to gameplan for. Seems like McGregor DID plan for lots of takedown defense and grappling. He's certainly gotten better at maneuvering on the bottom. Dunno if he's still a brown belt in BJJ, but I thought when he got his brown belt after the Denis Siver fight years ago that it was premature. At the least he's grown into that belt now.

McGregor might be a loudmouth shithead, but last night was ALL on Khabib. HE started point and screaming and instigating. HE jumped the cage, leaped over 2 rows of people, and attacked the guy. Then part of his entourage hops the cage and sucker punches McGregor from behind. Hopefully they charge Nurmagamedov AND his friend with assault. Personally, I think they should've DQ'd him at the end rather than crediting him with a win. How many times have you ever seen that kind of shit happen at big IBF boxing matches? None that I can recall. The whole deal with this fight turned me off, with the childish jawing at each other, the "bus incident", the commercials that make the fight sound more important than it really is. And Dana White is as guilty as anyone else. He prods his fighters to engage in this kind of behavior because it produces more income. If they don't get this kind of bullshit under control and start conducting themselves like a PROFESSIONAL fight organization rather than WWE style "sports entertainment" promoters, they're gonna have a situation like what happened on the Jerry Springer show a long time ago. Springer kept bringing on guests with crazy stories and allowing them to get into brawls in front of the audience. Eventually he had a guy on there who got forcefully outed as being gay, and in retaliation, he found his secret gay admirers house and shot him to death. After that, the Springer show became nothing but paid actors with scripted fights.

Fuckin retarded. Not the kind of thing I wanna watch.

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Politics / Re: Kavanaugh

« on: October 07, 2018, 12:23:25 PM »

i like how focalor payed attention...

*PAID attention.

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures

« on: October 06, 2018, 01:41:13 PM »

All the bitches love the Jerr-ster

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Politics / Re: Kavanaugh

« on: October 06, 2018, 01:36:05 PM »

I agree. If he's such a piece of shit, then all of his rulings should be null and void. If a judge who ever convicted me of anything on my record had been arrested or convicted of anything himself, I'd immediately be in contact with my lawyer seeking to get any cases scratched from my record.

Everybody thinks justice Clarence Thomas is mr wise and wonderful, but too few people remember that he was involved in a sexual harassment investigation prior to his confirmation also.

I'll admit, knowing what I know about crazy college parties and college "bro's" in general, I'm more inclined to believe that SOMETHING inappropriate happened and he's lying. On the other hand, it seems too convenient that someone doesn't say something before now about getting DICK RAPED BY A DICK IN THEIR PUSSY WHEN THEY DO NOT WANT SAID DICK IN THEIR PUSSY. Seriously, if someone who's face and name you know for certain does something life-alteringly horrible to you, don't you want to get even RIGHT FUCKING NOW? What are the odds that the person he decided to rape was such a terrific fit for the clinical definition of a psychopath that they held on to that information in hopes that they'd one day be able to use it at a time when it would be broadcast on worldwide television for maximum effect? "MWA-HA-HA-HA, how do you like me now!?!" So in addition to a drunk as fuck college dumbass drunk-fuckin' and whiskey-dickin' some unwilling chick being an entirely possible scenario, I think it's every bit as equally possible that the democratic party is doing this for the butthurt purpose of giving the republican party a reciprocal dose of their own medicine.

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/dev/random / Re: The MLB thread

« on: October 05, 2018, 08:12:45 AM »

I'm not shocked they made it to October play. Every Atlanta team actually WORKS for their paychecks when there's a new stadium the bosses have to pay for. Atlanta actually had a hockey team once who only did well in their very first season, sucked balls after that. Fucking brilliant idea that was, huh? Cuz Georgia's got a long history of loving hockey. Lord knows how them slaves used to pick the cotton in the summer and play hockey in the winter... on all that ice... that we get maybe once every 12 winters.

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Quake / Re: Thank you, quadz!

« on: October 02, 2018, 07:45:17 PM »

Having a hard time finding people better than you at a video game? What a tremendous bore it must be for you to play against we the lowly peasants of this land. We apologize profusely, mi-lord.

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/dev/random / Re: Police Encounters: 1st Amendment Audits

« on: October 01, 2018, 09:40:18 AM »

You need an intelligence audit.

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Politics / Re: Current Politics & History Only Thread

« on: October 01, 2018, 09:35:21 AM »

Says the retard who thinks saying slightly rude shit to cops is "owning them so hard". Fuckin' dork.

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Politics / Re: Current Politics & History Only Thread

« on: September 30, 2018, 08:20:03 PM »

I can't fuckin' be alone in thinking this though, can I? I went to college for a little while... drunk a lot, high a WHOLE lot, but I did go and I do remember what it was like. I don't remember my professors being these twat swizzles that wouldn't tell you to sit down and shut the fuck up and just do the assignment in front of you. They didn't give a fuck about shaping your philosophies and making you feel "safe". They were there to punch a clock, teach you some shit that was ENTIRELY YOUR OWN JOB to learn (sink or swim, they didn't care), and then collect a check and go home.

Seems to me too many of these professors are acting like self-important church pastors, preening and primping in a mirror as they practice their speeches before class, and preaching their collectivist gospel to their flock of students. And these students, for some reason, are too chickenshit to dissent in large enough numbers to take back the class and make it about "LEARNING REAL SHIT" again.

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures

« on: September 30, 2018, 05:31:27 PM »