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/dev/random / Re: The Man Thread

« on: September 26, 2018, 08:28:08 PM »

It’s Stephen Hawking not Hawkins, proving “reporters” and meme creators are not necessarily Mensa members.

I never invite you to my parties. And I'll keep not inviting you with that attitude, mister.

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/dev/random / Re: The Man Thread

« on: September 26, 2018, 04:57:19 PM »

If they cured cancer tomorrow, it still wouldn't beat this for good news.

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures

« on: September 25, 2018, 03:57:12 PM »

(notice which doors are men and womens)

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Jokes / Re: funny names

« on: September 24, 2018, 01:41:10 PM »

Madikanutz Izichi... is yo name after a night with her I guess.

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/dev/random / Re: Hot bitches

« on: September 24, 2018, 04:56:47 AM »

This thread doesn't get nearly enough posts anymore.



Before... after... fuck it, just leave it off, honey.

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/dev/random / Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread

« on: September 23, 2018, 01:03:44 PM »

WHY WOULD YOU PUT A TURTLE IN YOUR PUSSY!?!

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/dev/random / KA-POW!!!

« on: September 21, 2018, 01:22:20 PM »

KA-POW!!!

...said my PC's power supply. It's been making that awful freight train door rattling noise for a year now, which is just the fan brushes/bearings/whatever wearing out or gunked with dust. Usually I could slap the underside of the fan in the psu box to knock the wobble and noise out. But last night it wouldn't stop no matter how many pimp slaps I doled out.

So this morning I took it out, opened it up, and blew the dust out with an air compressor (NOT the aerosol can shit, the shit you blow sawdust off with and pump up car tires with, LOL). But I was not done, oh noooooo. Then I sprayed WD40 into the fans axle area. BECAUSE I'M FUCKIN BRILLIANT, hell yeah. Then I realized I had some electrical contact cleaner. (Too late, oops.) So ... I sprayed some of that in there too, shouldve done that INSTEAD of a flammable oil, but fuck, its too early to use logic, right? So then I get paranoid that the WD40 might drip or splash or mist onto a big high voltage capacitor and kill the PSU. So I'm standing there for 10 mins with my old ladys revlon hair dryer, trying to dry WD40 off my psu like a fuckin idiot.


I get it put back in and fired up... it's not rattling, yay! So I sit there browsing my usual morning bullshit... and very slowly but surely, the noise comes back. And then...


A sound like a 22 pistol blasts me in the ear, a quick burst of fire shoots out back of my PC, it starts pouring a noxious burnt plastic smelling smoke, and starts humming. I yanked the cord out of it.

So uh... yeah, WD40 and electronics arent friends.

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Community Events / Re: Mutant Message Monday! 3/26

« on: September 20, 2018, 12:41:53 PM »

Custom maps, as in non-stock maps, as in NOT Q2DM1 through Q2DM8 from DM server, and NOT the single player maps from Vanilla server.

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/dev/random / Re: The Man Thread

« on: September 19, 2018, 04:27:33 PM »

The motherfucking Nomad Games. You're goddamned right. Polo with a decapitated goat? Why... the... fuck... not!?! I envy the photographer. To see these kinds of things in person is something so fucking unique that no one at any party would have a better story than you.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/15/world/asia/kyrgyzstan-world-nomad-games.html

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Politics / Re: The Official Trump Bashing Thread

« on: September 19, 2018, 06:16:37 AM »

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/dev/random / Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread

« on: September 18, 2018, 07:24:39 AM »

Hey. You wanna see some, uh... weird shit?

http://robots-everywhere.com/mbap/ggal.htm

I lol'd.

Oh yeah, and, uh... not really what you'd call "safe for work." Lots of titties. Too many titties.

"But Focalor, there's NO SUCH THING as too many titties."

Well... sometimes... there is, my son.

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/dev/random / Re: Hurricane Florence

« on: September 16, 2018, 02:47:10 AM »

Nah, you did good leaving. You got a family you need to be there for. Losing everything hurts, but you can replace a house and all the "stuff". Losing someone, that's a hurt that never goes away and never gets any better. They were saying shit about 100mph winds, 15 foot higher than usual tides, and several days of rainfall at rates of several inches per hour. And I haven't been a rubbernecker 24/7 news gawker like many people who are getting fucking ENTERTAINMENT from the misery and tragedy befalling others during this shit (like my old lady who's had the weather channel on all day yesterday ),... and I sincerely hope these Weather Channel reporters get 2 weeks of constant explosive diarrhea until they lose 70 lbs and begin to welcome death... but from the bits I've seen briefly on the news yesterday, shit was quite precarious in the Carolinas.

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Quake / Re: PIT clan

« on: September 15, 2018, 05:34:55 AM »

Oh my. So terrified. Can't breathe. What to do.



I remember chunkofduke. I used to have a custom avatar I made to troll him...

First it was this...



Then it became this...



Suck or not, asshole or not, welcome back regardless. We'll take whoever we can get at this point. Shit's gettin' scarce.

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Quake / Re: Thank you, quadz!

« on: September 13, 2018, 10:43:24 AM »

Quadz's fairness has always stuck out the most to me.

 

Indeed. He is the LEAST asshole forum admin I have ever had the pleasure and fortune of meeting... online, not in person, cuz fuck if I'm ever stepping foot in THAT state, ew.

"A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation."
-Jean-Baptiste Moliere

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures

« on: September 13, 2018, 09:53:59 AM »