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Science / How to DOUBLE your internet speed FOR FREE!
« on: July 25, 2018, 10:02:32 PM »
Double your internet speed. No bullshit! Really works!

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/dev/random / Re: why is better to live in Europe
« on: July 25, 2018, 05:08:55 PM »
I like beer, trump, and fat chicks.

I envy you. I was GONNA say it all short and sweet like that... but then the crazy part of my brain took over.

What you gotta understand is that living in my head is like living under a constant state of an ongoing hostage negotiation, where crazy and sane are battling and bartering to control the output of conscious thoughts. Usually I don't get violent about shit. And I'm only saying that because "sane" is typing right now. So what that really means is... there's lots of broken shit around my house.

God damn. This thread is like therapy. What the fuck is going on here?

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/dev/random / Re: why is better to live in Europe
« on: July 23, 2018, 08:15:28 PM »
It is good to be alive and be somewhere. It's much better than being nowhere. And it's at least half as good as not being dead. I'll just continue this charade by posting nonsense about nothing and call it a conversation. ;D

GEE! THERE SURE IS A BUNCH OF... AIR AROUND HERE, HUH? ALL THIS AIR! Sure is swell! But do you think that when I move, say, a PENCIL, into a certain space of air, does the air move to accomodate the pencil, or maybe, just maybe, the air in that space BECOMES the pencil because I have moved it there. And maybe... all matter has the potential to become everything else that there is. Like... if we knew the right algebraic formula, we could turn Coke to Pepsi, dogshit to gold, and air into things like... WALLS! Lets build a wall on the Mexican border! Only we're not gonna use it to keep the Mexicans OUT, oh no. We're gonna kidnap those bastards and force them to stay here. And we're gonna keep having Republican presidents who really don't do much, but god knows it'll piss all these Mexicans off because they hate Republicans. We'll eventually have so fucking many of them that they won't wanna stay here anymore. All the signs will be in spanish. All the mexican restaurants will have REAL Mexican food, which is actually VERY SHITTY. You'll be hard pressed to find a place that sells new tires... but god knows you'll find 50 places that sell used tires. They'll have unsightly stacks of the bastards all over the place with weeds growing through them. Half the time they won't even know what the fuck they have in stock unless they go digging through it. It'll be JUST LIKE REAL MEXICO! But GUESS WHAT, PACO! TOO LATE TO GO BACK NOW!! You're stuck here, amigo!

Yeah, that air sure is swell.

I like these little talks we have. These sure are nice.

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: July 22, 2018, 02:15:07 PM »



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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: July 20, 2018, 02:32:31 PM »

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: July 19, 2018, 08:04:40 PM »

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: July 18, 2018, 09:27:27 PM »
Alright, children...

Raise your hand if you want to be a doctor when you grow up.

Ok.

Raise your hand if you want to be a police man when you grow up.

Ok.

Raise your hand if you want to be a firefighter when you grow up.

Ok.

Now look at this.



Now raise your hand if you STILL want to be a firefighter.

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: July 17, 2018, 07:28:20 PM »


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Quake / Focalor's Pak v11
« on: July 16, 2018, 08:57:55 PM »
I posted my Nazi themed SS Wehrmacht pak not too long ago, and I probably claimed that I wasn't going to be making another pak any time soon... and if I did, that was a lie. Because pretty much as soon as I finished it and started playing on the server with a bunch of Nazi themed shit, I was immediately wanting to get rid of all the Nazi garbage.

So for this new pak, I'm going back to basics. I've put minimal imagination into it and just enough effort so that it doesn't entirely look like something that 1998 shit out in a splattered blast of diarrhea. No themes, no weird non-Quake2 images for icons or other graphics, no beer health packs or other strange non-Q2 models. So if there's a theme at all to this pak, it's "updated stock Quake2". For example, the main menu and all the menu banners are military dog tags.



I even used the hi-res quad damage model in a modelling program to take 15 different screenshots of it at different angles to create a spinning Q2 symbol animated cursor.

Anyway, should be finished and posted soon-ish.

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: July 16, 2018, 08:33:34 PM »
I'm thinking seriously about emailing this to my mom. :D She'd do it too.


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/dev/random / Re: Hot bitches
« on: July 16, 2018, 10:07:26 AM »
Sexy Tomb Raider Cosplay by ReyaSunshineTV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hER7LIx7778
Porn actress ?

Sort of. I don't think she's a porn actress in the traditional sense, where they sign with a production company. She's like many other girls who sells her own stuff through her website. That way she makes a larger profit, she decides who she works with and what will happen in the videos, etc. She also works as a dancer touring on the strip club circuit, which is also something porn stars do, although not as much as they used to in the 90's.

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: July 15, 2018, 04:13:30 PM »
When grandmas crocheting goes horribly wrong.


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/dev/random / Re: Fast food
« on: July 13, 2018, 07:30:20 AM »
And this is why you probably shouldn't eat at Taco Bell.


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/dev/random / Re: The Man Thread
« on: July 10, 2018, 01:14:25 PM »

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Jokes / Re: Funny videos
« on: July 09, 2018, 10:45:57 AM »
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