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« Reply #1065 on: October 13, 2012, 02:17:29 PM »
Starting the evening with some weed and jungle juice, then off to the bar.   Long live my liver.  :righteous:
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« Reply #1066 on: October 27, 2012, 12:04:06 PM »
Costume party tonight!!  Picking up a bottle of crown, 2 cases and 2 packs of cigs, JUST to make sure I'm covered for the evening.  Going to be a fucking doozy.  Also, going as a Zombie.

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« Reply #1067 on: October 28, 2012, 04:36:30 PM »
Well that was a shitty night.  :lolsign:  Couple of buddies of mine got a little to saucy off the rum and got in a fight, police were called.  Not cool.

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« Reply #1068 on: October 28, 2012, 04:46:07 PM »
Once again, staying with Crown Royal!  :rockon:

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« Reply #1069 on: November 24, 2012, 04:44:48 PM »
Pre-game at some good friend's house then off to the bar.  Crown and coke will be the drink of the evening, if the stomach disagrees then Crown and ginger it is!.

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« Reply #1070 on: November 24, 2012, 05:45:20 PM »
Been drinking all day. Got up at 7 this morning to head out to Sanford Stadium in Athens for some tailgating before the big Georgia Tech at Georgia game. We had a bunch of Coleman stoves going cooking up some eggs, maple bacon, french toast, grits, and "Irish" coffee to keep warm. Had several Budweisers at the game. Wasn't much of game though, Georgia Tech got prison raped basically all game long until the 4th quarter when they sent in the backups to ride it out. After the game, we walked over to one of the bars downtown to drink more and watch Alabama kick the shit out of Auburn. Downtown was like a fucking madhouse. Everyone honking their horns, celebrating like nuts... well not the Tech fans, they looked pretty annoyed, hehe. You'd think the Dawgs had ALREADY beaten Alabama for a spot in the BCS title game.

I've already got plenty of tickets for the SEC Championship game in Atlanta next week. I'm hoping Georgia plays with the same intensity they played with today. They looked pretty damn good. They were bodyslamming the shit out of a few Yellow Jackets. Whole stadium broke out in a huge simultaneous "OOOOHHHHHH!!!" on 2 or 3 slams by Georgia's defense that were god damn VICIOUS.
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« Reply #1071 on: November 24, 2012, 08:30:34 PM »
FSU v. UF turned out as I thought and said.. perhaps a little more high scoring(turnovers by fsu being a main factor) but, it was a close game and for the most part, the gator's offense > fsu's defense... the opposite struggle somewhat neutralized each other, for the most part.

UNC finished 8-4, the best record in the ACC coastal division so, it could have been worse.

and jeez... notre dame the only undefeated team, there aren't amount of emo clouds to display my feelings about that  :raincloud: :raincloud: :raincloud: :raincloud: :raincloud: , but to be honest, if USC would have pulled off the win then all that would do is overrate them when they were already proven to be overrated to begin with.... the other side is what it does to the championship game.  :raincloud: don't get me wrong, notre dame isn't thaaaaaaat bad but.. yeah.

georgia did as predicted, and then some. usc clemson game/score depicted their skill difference well(score was as expected about). Texas loses and LOUISVILLE loses to U-conn.. looooooool so glad, being that loss reflects my opinion of louisville well.

okie v. okie state was a fun-to-watch offensive game, very close... and...

texas a&m rapes, and ole miss pulled off that win against miss st although i didn't catch much of it.

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« Reply #1072 on: November 26, 2012, 07:35:57 AM »
Saturday night was a messy one. Quiet house party.. yeah right!

Didn't go to bed till 7am, I was back up at 10am!

"Cocktail" of the night was named "Cheeky monkey cunt fuck" which contained everything left over. I think the worst was red wine, pink gin, tonic water, lemonade, coke, vodka sours and peach shnappes. It was vile!
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« Reply #1073 on: November 26, 2012, 01:38:17 PM »
red wine, pink gin, tonic water, lemonade, coke, vodka sours and peach shnappes. It was vile!

Holy crap. Your liver is going to file fucking assault charges against you. :lolsign:
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« Reply #1074 on: November 26, 2012, 11:02:43 PM »
haha, I was due in the high court of the toilet at 10.02am sunday morning :( found guilty, sentenced to the worst expulsion of feces ever felt.
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« Reply #1075 on: November 27, 2012, 02:03:27 AM »
I got one far worse.  Thanksgiving leftovers on Saturday mixed with habanero, cayenne, serrano, and other hot raw fresh peppers (mostly habaneros), followed by all-night drinking of a shitload of of different beers, none below 8%.  Next morning = beer diarrhea with the hottest fucking burning shit your asshole's ever heard of. :D

Playin it safe tonight - just had a few peppers instead of a smorgasbord with my leftovers.  Scotch and cherry Coke chaser.  :>
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« Reply #1076 on: November 27, 2012, 04:47:37 PM »
Next time add some ice cream to the mix, that way before you ass starts burning to much maybe the ice cream will cool it down  :beer:
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« Reply #1077 on: December 03, 2012, 08:12:43 PM »
Man oh man, I've found one helluva good beer tonight.  It's called He'brew Sweet 16 Jewbelation.

http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com/HEBREW/j16.html

One monster beer with 16% ABV, 16 different malts, and 16 different hops.  This one is delicious and hits like a freight train with that 16%.  A little pricey ($8.75/22 oz.) but for the flavor it has, it's worth biting the cost at least one time to try.

What's funny is I randomly tried their R.I.P.A. beer for this year as well, a 10%er and really fucking good in flavor too.  Insofar, I gotta say, this company is beating a lot of my favs (including Dogfish Head, amazingly).  Give 'em a try - you won't be disappointed.
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« Reply #1078 on: December 20, 2012, 10:21:22 PM »


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« Reply #1079 on: December 21, 2012, 10:32:45 AM »
Hebrew "the chosen beer" are above average brews. The sweet 16 one(I actually have a sweet 16 beer glass) is decent for the amount of alcohol but a 120 minute with 18% tastes better.

Their brews from 7.8%-10.1% are the best, that R.I.P.A one is probably my 2nd or 3rd favorite, i forget.
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