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« Reply #915 on: April 01, 2012, 03:52:02 PM »
You didn't get the shit beat out of you?  Surprising.

Did i deserve to be punched? Yup. Would he have beaten the shit out of me? Sit down ex.

*turns out they've been broken up for a month. I thought they were together. Don't feel so bad now but still feel pretty guilty about my conduct.
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« Reply #916 on: April 01, 2012, 04:03:04 PM »
Its not the first or the last time the alcohol will do that to you.  :badgrin:
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« Reply #917 on: April 01, 2012, 04:39:50 PM »
You didn't get the shit beat out of you?  Surprising.

Did i deserve to be punched? Yup. Would he have beaten the shit out of me? Sit down ex.

*turns out they've been broken up for a month. I thought they were together. Don't feel so bad now but still feel pretty guilty about my conduct.

I guess things run differently over in England.  In Texas, you try and take another man's girl in front of him, you'll be lucky to run away with mere cuts and bruises.

Rednecks bury people down here for that shit.  :)
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« Reply #918 on: April 01, 2012, 04:49:37 PM »
 jobless fuck shut your mouth!
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« Reply #919 on: April 01, 2012, 06:13:39 PM »
I guess things run differently over in England.  In Texas, you try and take another man's girl in front of him, you'll be lucky to run away with mere cuts and bruises.

Rednecks bury people down here for that shit.  :)

I'm Canadian, buddy. It's aboot proper response. Not self entitled, uncontrolled violence because your feelings were hurt. What would you do afterwards? Go cry under your bed listening to Adele?

You sound like one of the mouthy ones.

*to further clarify the situation for you, she came to me. I didn't pay too much attention to the details of her back story and I just figured they were just going through the paces in a dead relationship. Finding out more about it today, for sure.
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« Reply #920 on: April 01, 2012, 07:38:40 PM »
I thought you just got married not too long ago. Oh shit!

The "Vegas Rule" applies here, people. Anyone sees his old lady, DENY DENY DENY.
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« Reply #921 on: April 01, 2012, 09:18:42 PM »
I guess things run differently over in England.  In Texas, you try and take another man's girl in front of him, you'll be lucky to run away with mere cuts and bruises.

Rednecks bury people down here for that shit.  :)

I'm Canadian, buddy. It's aboot proper response. Not self entitled, uncontrolled violence because your feelings were hurt. What would you do afterwards? Go cry under your bed listening to Adele?

You sound like one of the mouthy ones.

*to further clarify the situation for you, she came to me. I didn't pay too much attention to the details of her back story and I just figured they were just going through the paces in a dead relationship. Finding out more about it today, for sure.


LOL Canada there's the issue.  Everyone is a pussy up there.  No offense. :smiley_abap:

I've been known to break bottles, chairs, tables, or whatever else in nearby over people's heads when people try to move in and take what's mine.  However, I usually refrain from violence, because mainly I don't put myself in those types of situations.  The main things that help me avoid these issues are:  1.)  I wouldn't have a whore for a girlfriend, 2.)  I wouldn't go out to the bar with a whore for a girlfriend, 3.)  If I was in a dying relationship, the last place I would take a whore girlfriend is to a bar to potentially meet other people.  If she wants to be a whore, she can do that on her own time, not mine thanks.  :)

Sounds like you ran into true trash.  Be careful, gaping maws like this are usually more trouble than they are worth.
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« Reply #922 on: April 01, 2012, 09:34:12 PM »
Foc.... Yeah the best gift I got just before my birthday was the Divorce Papers. Separated last year just after New Years and now it's been officially over a calendar year so we can be divorced by the courts without a big proceeding.

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« Reply #923 on: April 01, 2012, 09:36:34 PM »
Oh well if it's just for fucks, that's a different story.  Just do yourself a favor and PIIHB.  She deserves it.  :frag:
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« Reply #924 on: April 01, 2012, 10:25:26 PM »
Foc.... Yeah the best gift I got just before my birthday was the Divorce Papers. Separated last year just after New Years and now it's been officially over a calendar year so we can be divorced by the courts without a big proceeding.

Damn, REALLY!?! Seemed like not too long ago (like maybe a year or two back) you were talking about being happy to be getting married. Oh the things constant contact with another person can reveal about their personality! When you just go and pick her up for a date, then drop her off and go back home, a woman can seem so sane and pleasant. Sometimes it's quite a different story when you both have to coexist in the same house and see each other every single god damn day. Think of the worst thing your old lady does that gets on your nerves, then times that by about 30, and that's usually what it's like to LIVE WITH that woman on bad days. I think I'm pretty lucky to have found the one I got. She seems to have guys and me in particular figured out pretty well. She doesn't nag me about things like a lot of women might. She doesn't hint at shit and then get bent out of shape when I'm not psychic enough to know that a small little passing comment about something is actually supposed to be GIANT BLINKING FUCKING MARQUIS SIGN telling me what she wants from me (something women are NOTORIOUS for). She speaks whatever is on her mind in plain truthful english, doesn't sugarcoat shit, but doesn't get downright insulting about it either when it's something I honestly didn't know. It's pretty fucking shocking honestly. I'm so used to dealing with moody bitches who think they're Queen Shit and expect me to be some kinda mind reading Mr Perfect who never thinks about himself. She's actually... gasp... realistic and willing to actually compromise. I keep looking for a zipper down her back... thinking maybe she's an alien from another planet who put on a woman suit.
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« Reply #925 on: April 01, 2012, 11:02:15 PM »
Foc.... Yeah the best gift I got just before my birthday was the Divorce Papers. Separated last year just after New Years and now it's been officially over a calendar year so we can be divorced by the courts without a big proceeding.

Damn, REALLY!?! Seemed like not too long ago (like maybe a year or two back) you were talking about being happy to be getting married. Oh the things constant contact with another person can reveal about their personality! When you just go and pick her up for a date, then drop her off and go back home, a woman can seem so sane and pleasant. Sometimes it's quite a different story when you both have to coexist in the same house and see each other every single god damn day. Think of the worst thing your old lady does that gets on your nerves, then times that by about 30, and that's usually what it's like to LIVE WITH that woman on bad days. I think I'm pretty lucky to have found the one I got. She seems to have guys and me in particular figured out pretty well. She doesn't nag me about things like a lot of women might. She doesn't hint at shit and then get bent out of shape when I'm not psychic enough to know that a small little passing comment about something is actually supposed to be GIANT BLINKING FUCKING MARQUIS SIGN telling me what she wants from me (something women are NOTORIOUS for). She speaks whatever is on her mind in plain truthful english, doesn't sugarcoat shit, but doesn't get downright insulting about it either when it's something I honestly didn't know. It's pretty fucking shocking honestly. I'm so used to dealing with moody bitches who think they're Queen Shit and expect me to be some kinda mind reading Mr Perfect who never thinks about himself. She's actually... gasp... realistic and willing to actually compromise. I keep looking for a zipper down her back... thinking maybe she's an alien from another planet who put on a woman suit.

Yeah we were only married for a year and a half. She told me later she had huge doubts about herself being able to be in the marriage ON THE WEDDING DAY, ON THE HONEYMOON, and well after the honeymoon phase faded. Thank god there were no kids or a house involved.
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« Reply #926 on: April 02, 2012, 12:47:18 AM »
Marriage is only good if you're a woman, because the state sides with the weaker sex, as is the state's role in society, to protect the weaker first.  The stronger are left to fend for themselves, even if the stronger are actually the weaker (which is how it usually is nowadays).  Women are still protected under state statutes for reasons that are archaic and peel back to the weaker-amongst-us arguments, yet nowadays women are out-doing men in jobs, working in more jobs than men, and getting paid more than men for the same jobs.

It's like the role of the man is being completely phased out by the legal codes.  Pretty absurd, especially since these laws were originally made (civil rights) to help EQUALIZE the problem, but instead have just flipped the discrimination to the other side.  It didn't help a damn thing, just moved it to a different class of people.
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« Reply #927 on: April 02, 2012, 03:46:06 AM »
Marriage is only good if you're a woman, because the state sides with the weaker sex, as is the state's role in society, to protect the weaker first.  The stronger are left to fend for themselves, even if the stronger are actually the weaker (which is how it usually is nowadays).  Women are still protected under state statutes for reasons that are archaic and peel back to the weaker-amongst-us arguments, yet nowadays women are out-doing men in jobs, working in more jobs than men, and getting paid more than men for the same jobs.

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« Reply #928 on: April 02, 2012, 06:58:46 AM »
I guess things run differently over in England.  In Texas, you try and take another man's girl in front of him, you'll be lucky to run away with mere cuts and bruises.

Rednecks bury people down here for that shit.  :)

I'm Canadian, buddy. It's aboot proper response. Not self entitled, uncontrolled violence because your feelings were hurt. What would you do afterwards? Go cry under your bed listening to Adele?

You sound like one of the mouthy ones.



*to further clarify the situation for you, she came to me. I didn't pay too much attention to the details of her back story and I just figured they were just going through the paces in a dead relationship. Finding out more about it today, for sure.


LOL Canada there's the issue.  Everyone is a pussy up there.  No offense. :smiley_abap:

I've been known to break bottles, chairs, tables, or whatever else in nearby over people's heads when people try to move in and take what's mine.  However, I usually refrain from violence, because mainly I don't put myself in those types of situations.  The main things that help me avoid these issues are:  1.)  I wouldn't have a whore for a girlfriend, 2.)  I wouldn't go out to the bar with a whore for a girlfriend, 3.)  If I was in a dying relationship, the last place I would take a whore girlfriend is to a bar to potentially meet other people.  If she wants to be a whore, she can do that on her own time, not mine thanks.  :)

Sounds like you ran into true trash.  Be careful, gaping maws like this are usually more trouble than they are worth.

You sound very insecure, ex. On point for you, actually.

Sigma is a bad boy and he knows alcohol had little if anything to do with it.
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« Reply #929 on: April 02, 2012, 01:13:39 PM »
Marriage is only good if you're a woman, because the state sides with the weaker sex

That's not always true. It depends on many factors. Mostly it depends on the combined household income along with the value of properties and assets when it comes to alimony. When the man makes a lot more than the woman, supposedly she's accustomed to living a certain way, therefore the state will award her alimony out of the mans pocket that will allow her to continue living at that level. But yeah, it rarely works out that the MAN gets paid in these situations. The state feels that a man is supposed to just "be a man" and go out and make his own way in the world. Sometimes, if it's proven that it was the womans infidelity that led to the separation, they state will deny alimony. Then again... sometimes the woman can fuck around with several different men like a total slut and STILL get a huge paycheck out of the deal. It ain't fair, but that's just the way shit is in this country. That's why it's SOOOOO important to get to know the person really well before deciding to get married. I've known a few guys who got totally fucking hosed by a twisted bitch in such ways.

Case in point... a guy I used to work with got married right out of high school. The marriage lasted maybe 2 years before he found out she was fucking around on him. They had one child together. Because of this, SHE got custody of the child along with child support and alimony payments. Dude had to work his ASS off trying to keep up with payments while struggling to keep a roof over his own head and food on his own table. In a very short time he went into the red and had no other option but to file for bankruptcy, which totally FUCKED his credit, but allowed him to escape some of the debts he was supposed to pay. I think? I dunno, I'm not real sure how chapter 11 works. Anyway, after about 10 or 15 years of working his fucking ass off, struggling and saving, he was finally able to fight and claw his way out of chapter 11 and become financially responsible and stable once again and can now actually apply for credit without getting laughed at. He ended up meeting another woman who he really loved, and under normal circumstances would've married. But because he got financially ass-raped by that previous whore, he was extremely prejudiced to the idea of getting married once again. So rather than pissing off his current girlfriend by refusing to ever marry her, he made an agreement with her to put her on what he called "the 5 year plan". If they could live together in the same house for 5 years without him being legally obligated to pay her one dime in the case of a separation, then he would agree to finally marry her. Lucky for him, she was very supporting and understanding of his reasons for wanting to do it that way.

It's guys like that who I've taken lessons to heart from. I've been with a couple of totally twisted psycho bitches in my life, and looking back on them, I realize that if I had ever made the serious mistake of agreeing to marry them, I would've been in the exact same sinking boat of bankruptcy in the inevitable end, or WORSE. Don't ever go giving your total and complete trust away without good reason. Women have a sly way of making you feel obligated to give your full trust to them, and it's a mans own fault if he does so too readily. And unfortunately, some of us are too inexperienced to realize what a huge mistake doing that can be until it's far too late.
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