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« Reply #1185 on: May 05, 2015, 05:14:27 PM »
I Plan to go Drink A Brewskie Myself Brah!
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« Reply #1186 on: May 05, 2015, 07:39:00 PM »
thomas you are my pet, and i order you to fetch my big mac. If you slobber, you will not get your dog bone. run along now. good boy
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« Reply #1187 on: May 05, 2015, 11:18:00 PM »
Good idea. Keep him on a leash. Then tie it to the bumper and drive the Wagon Queen Family Truckster to WallyWorld.
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« Reply #1188 on: July 21, 2015, 07:48:33 PM »
Also, Breaking Bad is the absolute shit.  I used to make fun of it before I actually sat down and watched it due to the droves of people who swore by it.  Needless to say I was fucking wrong.  Epic show.

A couple years late to the party, but having finally watched Breaking Bad on Netflix... "You're god damn right."


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« Reply #1189 on: July 22, 2015, 03:08:33 PM »
Hell yeah. Probably the single BEST show I've ever seen. The cast and the acting is great, the thought given to location and setting is terrific, and the story and plot keeps you constantly engaged and trying to guess what's gonna happen next episode after episode. Beats every other all time great including shows like Sopranos, etc. Waiting to watch it until the show is over is cool though, because now you're not left waiting around for a whole year to see what happens in the next season.

Better Call Saul is supposed to be kinda like a prequel/spin-off. Season 1 is over, season 2 should be coming in early 2016 (probably February). It's pretty good so far, about on par with the same caliber writing in Breaking Bad, but it's helpless at the task of hitting the same high mark that Breaking Bad did. Because... how do you beat perfection?
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« Reply #1190 on: July 22, 2015, 05:06:30 PM »
I started watching Better Call Saul but didnt get past the 3rd ep and they're all just sitting on my dvr at the moment.

I want to catch up before it goes to season 2.

Might have to pop 1 or all of these and watch a couple eps tonight:

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« Reply #1191 on: July 24, 2015, 06:14:13 PM »
 :WTF: happened to Armor  :?:
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« Reply #1192 on: July 24, 2015, 11:15:52 PM »
Came late to Breaking Bad, but I was impressed by the realism and fine acting. The chemist guy was also really funny in "Malcom in the Middle". Sometimes, I need brain-dead entertainment.   ;)
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« Reply #1193 on: July 25, 2015, 01:36:19 AM »
:WTF: happened to Armor  :?:

He's still here.  :shifteyes:
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« Reply #1194 on: July 25, 2015, 01:37:43 AM »
Also, Breaking Bad is the absolute shit.  I used to make fun of it before I actually sat down and watched it due to the droves of people who swore by it.  Needless to say I was fucking wrong.  Epic show.

A couple years late to the party, but having finally watched Breaking Bad on Netflix... "You're god damn right."


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You couldn't help but want him to win.  He did some pretty fucked up things over the course of the series but you still wanted him to win in the end!
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« Reply #1195 on: August 09, 2015, 10:48:04 PM »


Dude, is that beer bottle on its side?  If it is, that just ruined a nice beer.  Metal bottle caps cause oxidation to happen inside the bottle, which will make a beer lose its flavor and end up tasting like shit.  If it's a crappy beer, it doesn't matter as much, but if that's a good one, fucking fail.
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« Reply #1196 on: August 09, 2015, 11:18:00 PM »
Dude, is that beer bottle on its side?  If it is, that just ruined a nice beer.

What decade is this? I'm used to beer bottle caps being plastic lined.

There are other reasons to avoid long-term storage of beer on its side, such as fermentation byproducts preferably settling at the bottom, and minimizing surface area of liquid exposed to the air bubble... But I don't expect the cap (plastic lined) to be an issue.

Storing a beer on its side briefly isn't going to ruin it.


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And now, back to my

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« Reply #1197 on: August 10, 2015, 08:37:01 AM »
Don't worry it's not a beer.  ;D

It's some shitty red wine I bought for the wife to try and she couldn't even finish it, so it sits on that shelf until one day when it will become vinegar.

I might cook with it.. if I want something to taste like a bad Cabernet   :sarcastic:



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« Reply #1198 on: August 11, 2015, 12:46:40 AM »
Pretty damn sauced up this evening.  :beer: Life is good, better with a buzz.
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« Reply #1199 on: September 20, 2015, 11:18:21 PM »
How has everyone been?  How I've been is quite evident.  :bananaw00t: :beer:
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