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Re: im drunk
« Reply #930 on: April 08, 2012, 04:55:21 AM »
 :shifteyes: Sometimes you have too much fun, and I wasn't aware there was such a thing as too much fuckin fun.

Drank a little too much, nearly picked a milf up but lost her somewhere along the way :< but anyway, I got kicked out of this one club because yes, yes I was fist pumping my testiculars off but that was legit it, some power trippy bouncer come and stood right behind me on a balcony, grabbed my fist and said "you can't do that, stop or i'll throw you out" I simply said stop what? he goes right that's enough! starts walking round to throw me out!! told him to fuck off and walked out myself but shit, bare gay. then we went into another bar and it was slippy as shit on the dancefloor so uh one step boooooooom fell straight back, bout 5 minutes later did it again. Didn't stop me though! fuck THAT I go out to have a good time and if you wanna be mad cause im having more fun than you then hate this way playas. oh and fuck smoking, my voice is like 10 octaves deeper right now it's whack.

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Re: im drunk
« Reply #931 on: April 21, 2012, 05:46:33 PM »
I need to step my game up before Adam starts to pass me.  :nosign: :nosign: :nosign:

Drinks at the house then off to the bar.  Will report back, hopefully.  :rockon:
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #932 on: April 21, 2012, 06:37:43 PM »
Nobody posted in this thread on 4/20? wow
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #933 on: April 21, 2012, 07:34:09 PM »
you obviously don't understand what 4/20 is... :mrdead:
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« Reply #934 on: April 21, 2012, 07:48:51 PM »
It's April 20th, of course. I'm just surprised because usually people post here everyday. :headscratch:
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« Reply #935 on: April 21, 2012, 10:26:48 PM »
On 4/20 I was too fucked up to post.  All sorts of drugs goin on that day. :lol:
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« Reply #936 on: April 22, 2012, 06:53:16 AM »
I was at work all day, that was fucked up also  :frustration:

I'm surprised we did not see a post from Thomas.
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #937 on: April 22, 2012, 09:00:32 AM »
i had no weed and i have no fucking money to get weed or go out. roll the fuck on payday
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« Reply #938 on: April 25, 2012, 11:22:38 PM »
pretty drunk atm.  30 pack of busch.  yep, bottm shelf but it sure as fuck did the job,  :rockon:
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« Reply #939 on: April 26, 2012, 12:38:39 AM »
Got an invite from buddy to go watch the game with him and a bunch of other old farts at a particular veterans lodge... basically a clubhouse style bar for veterans who'd rather not sit at home and listen to their wives bitch. :D Pretty cool, one dollar bottles of Coors Light. Coors sucks, but its still beer. Might have to make it a regular thing. :beer:
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« Reply #940 on: April 29, 2012, 12:29:29 AM »
Drinkin' on some Kentucky Deluxe, which is very smooth for the cheap price.  Gets you good and drunk without making you need to vomit your gizzards up, at a dirt cheap price.

Bottoms up!
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« Reply #941 on: April 29, 2012, 01:39:10 AM »
Fosters. Australian for boobs.
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« Reply #942 on: April 29, 2012, 09:03:19 AM »
Went to my sister in law's wedding last night.   Drank enough crown to make prince william nervous.  I'm damn near royalty.   :righteous:
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« Reply #943 on: May 07, 2012, 09:50:49 AM »
 :yessign:

honestly, one of these days I'll start paying attention to the hoardes of bishes miring me and not just ignore them completely because im having too much fun to care!

drank a lot again, never drinking again, again. got slapped by a hambeast because I tripped up some steps and very slightly banged into her colossal mass, I even apologised but w/e fatties gonna fat. don't hate the player hate the calories you insist on shovelling down ya throat to make you un-sidesteppable. all these whales mayn
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« Reply #944 on: May 07, 2012, 11:18:26 AM »
there is one thing I really really really hate about going out in town though, well, two.

a) what passes for men these days, young lads 18-20whatever, they all look like feckin sheep wearing the same tan ass chinos and low cut v neck 'retro' tshirts or polo shits buttoned right up to the top with espradilles and a typically bieber-esque pretty boy hair cut, I can't help but gawk at how ridiculous they look but clearly I am in the wrong because women get moist as fuck for it (I say women, I mean young girls)

b) fat tribal tattoo covered juicers/just general fatties that wear tees 3 sizes too small showing off their gigantic fatceps but in addition to this, their giant belly/complete lack of any form of lats, traps or delts, they clearly just train biceps, triceps and chest and it looks ridiculous, definition of meathead and the fact that most of them juice AND still look this bad makes me cry. They usually have shaved heads too, cause they're real hard like that.

like, I don't really give a fuck about any of them because when I go out I just do me, to fuck with what anyone else thinks but the amount of these queers (exhibit A) is overwhelming at the club and the overly-testosterone fuelled vibes that exhibit B gives off when they stand blocking doorways or outside in the smoking area is irritating as shit. i'm fenda start drinking at home on my own more often, honestly I prefer my own company other than a select few of my homies.
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