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« Reply #1080 on: December 21, 2012, 12:09:28 PM »
I am craving a milkshake for some reason  :???:
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« Reply #1081 on: December 22, 2012, 11:33:30 AM »
been sinking back a lot of John Smiths bitter lately since it's on offer at co-op store, sinking a LOT back cause im a stage 5 clinger that doesen't like that my girlfriend works on fri/sat nights with her new bar job so I don't get to see her on weekends which makes me VERY MISS HER. ah well, I'll use the time for drinking and gaming.
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« Reply #1082 on: December 22, 2012, 08:03:09 PM »
Isn't that your girl in your avatar  :bananaw00t:
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« Reply #1083 on: December 22, 2012, 09:15:30 PM »
that is definitely her
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« Reply #1084 on: December 22, 2012, 10:36:45 PM »
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« Reply #1085 on: December 22, 2012, 10:42:20 PM »
adam's got a cute girlfriend, certainly on the haunted-tier.
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« Reply #1086 on: December 25, 2012, 06:21:25 AM »
she's a cutie for sure, anyways

got two bottles of fine ale for xmas along with a bottle of dissarano and some courvoursier cognac, demolished the ales. I had a bottle of Hobgoblin, classic and delicious as usual, 5.2% - 8/10. and I'm about to be done with this second bottle of ale, the Jenning's Sneck Lifter, 5.1%- very nice, surprisingly, it's a pretty small brand only really known in Derbyshire so, yeah, top dorrah! 9/10.
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« Reply #1088 on: January 08, 2013, 03:26:56 PM »
 :nosign: You DO NOT give your dog alcohol. You DEFINITELY don't give your dog a shotgunned bong rip, but you also shouldn't give your dog alcohol. Most dogs already have enough health problems leading to premature kidney and liver failure. Don't kill your dog faster by getting him drunk. For once, I hope PETA sues someone. :ohlord:
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« Reply #1089 on: January 09, 2013, 12:59:43 AM »
Not sure about the weed thing, as my friend's dogs come up when I smoke to get hits blown on them.  They will sit there and get high with me, funny as hell, they actually want it.  Never seems to hurt them, either.

But yeah, alcohol is a poison, straight up.  Probably not a good idea to give any to your dog.
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« Reply #1090 on: January 26, 2013, 11:22:15 PM »
Not drunk. But drinking anyway. This damn Keurig K-cup brewer I got for Xmas has been growing on me. Been drinking way the hell more coffee than usual. Tonight I've been kinda experimenting. Made some Swiss Miss hot chocolate and tossed in a shot of homemade corn whiskey. Hard hot chocolate. Yeah... was pretty fucking gross. :D

Swung by Dunkin Donuts the other week and picked up some Dunkin Donuts coffee K-cups. Got some original and caramel flavored. The original coffee is the best damn coffee on the planet, period. The caramel stuff is decent, but I can't really tell, either the caramel flavoring overpowers the coffee beans a little or it's just made with less bold tasting beans. Definitely has a distinct caramel flavor though. Usually flavored coffee I've ever had didn't taste that flavored, as in there's just barely enough flavoring in it to where you wouldn't even know it was flavored if the bag didn't say so. Anyway, I've got some Bailey's Creme Caramel liqueur at the liquor store to go with it. Stuffs pretty damned good. Also putting some Bailey's Irish Creme in the regular coffee. This stuff is outta this fuckin' world good.

Not sure that I have the courage to try "professionally" drinking this stuff... as in drinking it hard with the aim of getting hammered. I dunno how much I'd regret mixing that much caffeine with alcohol. About the time the room would start spinning and I'd be ready to hit the pillow and sleep it off, the caffeine would probably keep me wired and awake and miserable for every minute of it. :D
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« Reply #1091 on: January 27, 2013, 08:03:54 AM »
I think Armor must have joined AA, he has not posted on here since Nov.
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« Reply #1092 on: January 29, 2013, 07:09:47 PM »
Actually hung over today.   Just haven't been thinking of posting my alcoholic exploits lately.  I'll change that.  :sorry:
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« Reply #1093 on: January 29, 2013, 08:33:19 PM »
Alcohol gets pretty repetitive after a while.  Been cutting back myself as of late...still drinking like a fish when I do drink, just not the every single day thing for now.  Been smokin' a little more tho.  :>

On topic:  Drinking some trash Scotch tonight - Highland Mist.  $15 gets you a half gallon of this trash, but at least it's better than suffering through a $10 half gal bottle of Kentucky Deluxe.  :mrdead:
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