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« Reply #1140 on: October 11, 2013, 02:45:14 PM »
I just had a Miller Lite. I'm not cool. I know this.
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« Reply #1141 on: October 11, 2013, 07:25:22 PM »
http://www.ofallonbrewery.com/products/index.html

Wheach is the bomb. Don't think "fruity"...just a slight peach after taste preceded by one the smoooooothest brew I have ever tasted. I'm not an expert on this subject. The MS legislature allowed higher than 3.2 ABV just this year. Abita (from LA) makes some good stuff. I like hoppy IPA's OK but until you've tried this 5.1 % delicacy, you don't know what you're missing. At the same time, local micro operations are producing good stuff and growing in number and variety. Another new law also clarified open carry - as long as it's in a holster and visible and businesses don't have a sign prohibiting it, you're OK. God bless Mississippi. Yea, I know that's another subject, just pointing out that some things in this screwed up country are changing for the better.
P.S. I'm NOT drunk nor do I plan to be......old enough to have been there and done that many times.  No fun in that for me anymore.
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #1142 on: October 11, 2013, 09:17:24 PM »
The MS legislature allowed higher than 3.2 ABV just this year.

3.2% alc/vol? Nah, I think it was like 5% originally, and at some point in 2012 they passed some craft-beer measure allowing for up to 10%. I remember a buddy of mine from Mississippi telling me how they could finally buy the fancy shit without having to go out of state for monthly stockpile runs. 5% is pretty obscenely low too. Dunno if Miller and Anheuser-Busch made special Mississippi brews, but most ice beers like Bud Ice, Natural Ice, or Milwaukee's Best Ice are gonna be 5.5 to 5.9%, so unless they made lower alc versions of it for Missipeepee, y'all were S.O.L.

P.S. I'm NOT drunk nor do I plan to be......old enough to have been there and done that many times.  No fun in that for me anymore.

You reach a certain age and the fun you have getting shitfaced hammered with your buddies just doesn't make the hangover the next morning worth the effort. Of course... I still do it every now and then just to remind myself of this fact cuz apparently I have memory issues. :D
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« Reply #1143 on: October 11, 2013, 10:04:26 PM »
The MS legislature allowed higher than 3.2 ABV just this year.

3.2% alc/vol? Nah, I think it was like 5% originally, and at some point in 2012 they passed some craft-beer measure allowing for up to 10%. I remember a buddy of mine from Mississippi telling me how they could finally buy the fancy shit without having to go out of state for monthly stockpile runs. 5% is pretty obscenely low too. Dunno if Miller and Anheuser-Busch made special Mississippi brews, but most ice beers like Bud Ice, Natural Ice, or Milwaukee's Best Ice are gonna be 5.5 to 5.9%, so unless they made lower alc versions of it for Missipeepee, y'all were S.O.L.

I could be wrong, but maybe you or I are confusing alcohol by volume vs. by weight. I have a friend that home brews and has he has stated that there are and were marketing gimmicks to make some beers appear stronger than they actually were. Like I said, I'm no expert.

And I hope you meant no disrespect for us with your "Missipeepee" spelling. Remember, Georgia ain't far from Alabama or Tennessee..............    :whack:


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« Reply #1144 on: October 11, 2013, 10:14:31 PM »
Disrespect a southern state!?! This is ME we're talking about. Never! We just sometimes call it Missipeepee cuz we have childish senses of humor. You think that's bad? You should hear what we call Atlanta. I can't even say it on here it's so bad. I'll give you a hint though. It starts with N and ends with iggertown. :lolsign:
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« Reply #1145 on: October 11, 2013, 10:38:24 PM »
Disrespect a southern state!?! This is ME we're talking about. Never! We just sometimes call it Missipeepee cuz we have childish senses of humor. You think that's bad?

Naa, I took it for what it was and laughed as I replied. We used to play that song and it popped into my head. I love all people, until they start acting like animals......then I don't take any "stuff"....like the song says.
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« Reply #1146 on: October 12, 2013, 07:39:50 AM »
3.2 beer is a thing of the past, even if your state still allows cousins to get married haha.

In the mid 60's counting up to vietnam, several states allowed 17 year olds to drink "three two beer"

I went ahead and looked up any current use of it:

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Low-point beer, which is often known in America as "three-two beer" or "3 point 2 brew", is beer that contains 3.2% alcohol by weight (equivalent to 4.2% ABV).
The term "low-point beer" is unique to the United States, where some states limit the sale of beer, but beers of this type are also available in countries (such as Sweden and Finland) that tax or otherwise regulate beer according to its alcohol content. In Sweden, beer containing up to 3.5% ABV (called Folköl or "Peoples Beer") may be legally sold in any convenience store to people over 18 years of age, whereas stronger beer may only be sold in state-run liquor stores to people older than 20. In addition, businesses selling food for on-premises consumption do not need an alcohol license to serve 3.5% beer. Virtually all major Swedish brewers, and several international ones, in addition to their full-strength beer, make 3.5% folköl versions as well.
The states of Colorado, Kansas, Minnesota, Oklahoma, and Utah permit general establishments such as supermarket chains and convenience stores to sell only low-point beer.[7][8][9][10][11] In these states, all alcoholic beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol by weight (ABW) must be sold from state-licensed liquor stores. Oklahoma additionally requires that any beverage containing more than 3.2% ABW must be sold at normal room temperature.[12]
Missouri also has a legal classification for low-point beer, which it calls "nonintoxicating beer".[13] Unlike Colorado, Kansas, Minnesota, Oklahoma, and Utah, however, Missouri does not limit supermarket chains and convenience stores to selling only low-point beer. Instead, Missouri's alcohol laws permit grocery stores, drug stores, gas stations, and even "general merchandise stores" (a term that Missouri law does not define) to sell any alcoholic beverage;[14] consequently, 3.2% beer is rarely sold in Missouri.
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« Reply #1147 on: October 29, 2013, 02:27:33 PM »


Speaking of which...

Sunday, this chick my old lady works with stopped by with a bag of some fucking Heisenberg lab shrooms. They made up some tea with it and of course I had to get me a cup. Shit had me inside HR Puffinstuff's Matrix Wonderland. :D You just have NO IDEA how much more fascinating NFL football is until you see it on a huge HD screen while mellowing out on some toadstool tea. Tackles become bursts of ethereal light energy. Piles of people become weird morphing creatures with 20 arms and legs.

Far out, man.
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« Reply #1148 on: October 29, 2013, 05:20:11 PM »
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« Reply #1149 on: November 01, 2013, 06:01:15 PM »
I used to just break them into pieces and chase them down with a beverage. Gotta know your stuff when picking them or you be pushing up daisies. If I live to be an old man with no responsibilities, I'd do them again. Tripping was always a spiritual experience for me.
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« Reply #1150 on: November 16, 2013, 05:23:06 AM »
I just got done with fucken antibiotics (wisdom tooth take out) and got drunk as fuck today with my friends, felt like I had to fulfill this post!  :headbang:

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« Reply #1151 on: November 16, 2013, 02:58:44 PM »
No post from Armor for almost 3 months, is he in rehab  :evilgrin:
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« Reply #1153 on: November 30, 2013, 12:46:04 AM »
Alcohol Abuse  :raincloud:
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« Reply #1154 on: December 10, 2013, 03:21:19 PM »
Dr. Pepper and homemade spiced rum. Ooooooooooweeeeeeeee!

Get yor Crimmus drank on, y'all. Yeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!
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