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« Reply #1035 on: September 01, 2012, 07:08:58 PM »
Figured I'd make up for not drinking at the UGA game today by getting completely shitfaced and obliterated tonight. Got a fridge full of some Miller High Life, Fosters, and St Pauli Girl, as well as some homemade wine. I haven't drank myself silly in quite a while, so I'm probably gonna be regretting it tomorrow. :21210-7:
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« Reply #1036 on: September 02, 2012, 12:00:38 AM »
Dammit man. I remember the good ole days when people would still be up on irc and willing to bullshit with me. These days I'm stuck making fun of cocksuckers like 2dum. WHERE IS EVERYONE!?!?!?!
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« Reply #1037 on: September 02, 2012, 11:04:35 AM »
Got pretty fucking shit faced last night  :beer:  Out here in Ohio the Oktoberfest community does their thing around this time.  No clue why they don't wait till October but who the fuck am I to judge?    The festival was pretty sick, they had Jagermeister girls in thongs walking around giving out shots to people (4 bucks a pop) which was decent because there was no bullshit involved in buying one from them. 

Now the REAL fucking bullshit was getting a beer.  First you had to wait in line to get "beer tickets" which were 1 dollar per ticket and the longest amusement parkesque line you'd ever want to stand in.   Then, once you bought your "beer tickets" you earned the right to stand in the also long as shit "beer line" and the prices were kind of steep.  5 tickets per 16 ounce, 8 tickets for 22 and a whopping 15 fucking tickets for a 32 ounce that came in some plastic cup that you could refill for another 12 tickets.   I enjoy the festivities but I was 120 dollars in the hole before I had a proper buzz.   Was drinking Augustiner-Bräu München most of the night.  Not bad btw.

OHH and there was a 10 dollar cover charge just to walk in the place.  :help:
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« Reply #1038 on: September 02, 2012, 11:11:00 AM »
Dammit man. I remember the good ole days when people would still be up on irc and willing to bullshit with me. These days I'm stuck making fun of cocksuckers like 2dum. WHERE IS EVERYONE!?!?!?!

I passed out on the couch watching the games, woke up at 6am with a messed up neck, drank a bunch of coffee then went fishing. Now i'm bullshitting in IRC and you ain't here damn you. It's raining it's ass off here, WHERE ARE YOU?
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« Reply #1039 on: September 02, 2012, 11:22:54 PM »
mmmmmmm

I'm really good and sloshed.  Had 3 long islands (extra-powered), a 3 rum punch, a grape punch, a beach something or other (fucking sweet as hell, not sex on the beach tho), and a double-shot of johnny walker red to finish.  now i'm drinkin cheap whiskey chased w/ beer.

WHEN WILL THE DRUNKENESS EVER END!??!?!??!??!!?

Probably never.  :)
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« Reply #1040 on: September 02, 2012, 11:58:48 PM »
Niceeee.  Drinking on some 151 this evening, not going full blown fucking retard mode this time.  Sip it slowly, let the buzz roll the fuck in.  :beer2:
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« Reply #1041 on: September 06, 2012, 09:57:57 PM »
Man I'm fucking wasted tonight.  I felt like easy fucking e the way I was putting away 40 ounces tonight. BLAH.  :nana:
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« Reply #1042 on: September 07, 2012, 12:36:18 AM »
Man I'm fucking wasted tonight.  I felt like easy fucking e the way I was putting away 40 ounces tonight. BLAH.  :nana:
Well as long as you don't fuck scuzzy bitches and get aids, it's all good.
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« Reply #1043 on: September 08, 2012, 07:07:47 AM »


ROFL!!
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« Reply #1044 on: September 08, 2012, 07:25:13 AM »
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« Reply #1045 on: September 09, 2012, 06:05:40 AM »
Got pretty wasted last night at my sister-in-law's wedding reception! No hangover this morning though, thank Glod. :P
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« Reply #1046 on: September 14, 2012, 07:51:38 PM »
Plenty of drinks and bowl hits this evening.  On the brink of destroyed, my typing is still in tact so I know I can't be tooo far gone yet.  Let's give it 6 more and re-test. 

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« Reply #1047 on: September 15, 2012, 10:23:26 PM »
Oh man, some good beers this weekend.

Finally got around to trying Dogfish Head Midas Touch, really good 9%, reminds me of a good white wine actually in its high grapey flavor and saffron notes.  Little expensive for $13/4 pack, but was worth a try and not disappointed!

Also tried Breckenridge Vanilla Porter, a sweet almost syrupy beer @ 4.7%, not particularly strong but for the flavor mixture it's worth a try.  Strong coffee and dark chocolate all over this one, and vanilla bean is quite present in the mid-taste and after flavor.

Tonight I picked up some Shiner Oktoberfest, and if you like Oktoberfest seasonals, this one is worth a try.  Most Shiner beers aren't this well flavored.  It clocks in at 5.8%, so you actually can catch a decent buzz after a few.  The nice thing about this one is the Märzen recipe they follow.  They choose some nice malt and hops to put in this one, which is saying something because usually Shiner can fuck off as far as I'm concerned.

The only other good Shiner beer I like as far as flavor and strength goes is Shiner Wild Hare Pale Ale.  It's a 5.7% and has a damn good flavor considering it's a "common" beer you'd find in Walmart.

Anyway, raise your glasses, nigguz!
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« Reply #1048 on: September 16, 2012, 06:32:34 PM »
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« Reply #1049 on: September 16, 2012, 06:59:16 PM »
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