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Re: im drunk
« Reply #900 on: March 26, 2012, 08:40:47 PM »
Nah, I know you're a southerner like me, we'll drink anything that ain't been pissed in. :D
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #901 on: March 27, 2012, 03:10:55 PM »
Pretty much haha

RACER FUCKING 5 IPA by Bear Republic.  Healdsburg, CA and Cloverdale, CA.  7% alcohol and "75+" IBU's.  They finally got this shit at the local liquor/beer store here in Brant Beach, NJ the day before I fucking leave for Baltimore.  This beer is Hoppier than spud webb on a pogo stick and is somehow smoother than perhaps any beer I've ever tasted.  World class, no doubt.  On my 2nd one out of 6.  Had 2 YARDS IPA's (philadelphia) earlier, that shit is mediocre.  I also have a 4 pack of Rayon Vert, Beligian style IPA by Green Flash (San Diego) which makes the West Coast IPA I like so much and reviewed last week.  It's good but I just don't feel the belgian style IPA as much.  Should be tiffany twisted by 9pm, which will make 14 days in a row of getting absolutely hammered every night.  New Jersey + girlfriend being a bitch (not so bad past few days) will do that to you.

Racer 5 is probably my favorite beer of all time.  if not, it's Two Hearted Ale by Bell's Brewing in Comstock, MI.  West Coast IPA by Green Flash definite third.
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #902 on: March 27, 2012, 06:23:51 PM »
DRUNK. 2 more beers left  :ubershock:

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« Reply #903 on: March 27, 2012, 07:15:21 PM »
I'm headed in that direction.  :bomb:
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #904 on: March 27, 2012, 08:09:46 PM »
SOMETHING HAPPENED AFTER I MADE THAT MPOST. I GOT WAY MORE DRUNK AND THEN I DRNAK THE OTHER BERES.
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« Reply #905 on: March 27, 2012, 08:20:55 PM »
ONWARD TO THE DM SERVER TO RUAN AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH WMY HEAD CUTOFFF
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« Reply #906 on: March 27, 2012, 10:41:51 PM »
hahhaaaahhahahaahah Metal is the fucking man  :yessign: :yessign: :yessign: :yessign:
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« Reply #907 on: March 27, 2012, 11:56:24 PM »
Late night? Are you Drunk? Why not order up some tacos! :lolsign:

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« Reply #908 on: March 28, 2012, 03:53:19 AM »
lmfao. went out with a bang the last night in jersey evidently  :rockon:
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« Reply #909 on: March 31, 2012, 03:24:17 PM »
Out to the bar this evening.  Friend Shannon's birthday, her and her friends are a wild bunch so it should be fun.  Be safe people.  :bomb: :grinelectric:
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« Reply #910 on: April 01, 2012, 05:34:06 AM »
so many bitches, so little time. I just aint got time for all of ya ladies, rub my arms a little more though that's okay gurl sit there and act like my body aint tight as shit cause ya know it is, bitch!

man they should not even do 4 bombs for £6, it isn't until you are fucked up until you realise that, in the great words of katt williams, this is NOT THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF SHIT FOR A MAN TO BE FUCKED UP ON! i was knockin dem motherfuckers back and Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh jesus I just thought about my bank account and died inside
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« Reply #911 on: April 01, 2012, 11:14:31 AM »
Went out to this girl's birthday at the bar....

Too much to drink....

Grab her, "Hey lets make out."

knock over her BF's drink. He says, "I don't like you."

Retard me blows the cover on everything...."I'm fucking your soon to be ex." The guy looked like he was about to cry.



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« Last Edit: April 01, 2012, 11:17:15 AM by [BTF]Sigma »
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« Reply #912 on: April 01, 2012, 01:54:41 PM »
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« Reply #913 on: April 01, 2012, 02:11:01 PM »
 :erhmmm:

Kinda sorta....
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« Reply #914 on: April 01, 2012, 02:59:17 PM »
Went out to this girl's birthday at the bar....

Too much to drink....

Grab her, "Hey lets make out."

knock over her BF's drink. He says, "I don't like you."

Retard me blows the cover on everything...."I'm fucking your soon to be ex." The guy looked like he was about to cry.



 :ohlord: :ohlord: :ohlord:

You didn't get the shit beat out of you?  Surprising.  He must've been a bitch.

Or this story was a lie.

Either way, entertaining! :yessign: :bravo:

DRINK MOAR LIQUOR!!!!!!!!!
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