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« Reply #1005 on: July 15, 2012, 06:21:26 PM »
Aaaand another very drunk sunday... fuck tomorrow, I'll regret it at work  :ubershock:
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« Reply #1006 on: July 15, 2012, 06:22:48 PM »
Well, figure i'll update this weekend on last weekend.

Skegness is the dogs bollocks. Was on it two nights in a row, two nasty hangovers, both cured with sausage sandwiches and pure willpower. Had an absoloute blast, highlights include a flying elbow drop onto what I thought was a soft bed but in actual fact was really fucking hard and bruised my bum. An IRL bladestorm over a speedbump that had me bruise my elbow and knees after a terrific tumble, walking through the drive thru twice to get additional big macs at 5am, trying to out drink and Irish girl (LOL NO.) Was really fucking fun, but now I am broke, like for the first time in my life im £10 in debt, and I don't get paid till the 26th. FUCK.

So i'm sitting in this weekend with coffee without my girlfriend, shoddy weekend bros - have one for me!

The whole thing just sounded like a lot of fun!  :bananaw00t:
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« Reply #1007 on: July 20, 2012, 10:07:02 PM »
Soooo beat right now, gonna have a few and relax.  Tomorrow=Day off and the bar, two amazing things.  :beer:

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« Reply #1008 on: July 23, 2012, 05:54:00 AM »
should rename this the "I'm metaL" thread

LOL good time for me to quit posting for a while.  Got drunk mid day and took a nap while allowing my computer to download movies out on the porch (I was mooching off someone's internet and could dl at like 1mb/s outside).  It rained.  No more computer lmao.

Trying to drink only on weekends and special occasions now.  I survived last week M-F but the last 2 nights where good. Feels good to have my tolerance drop lol, been drinking too much.
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« Reply #1009 on: July 24, 2012, 03:02:45 AM »
This has been my anthem for the last couple years.

Fuck it, the last decade.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

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« Reply #1010 on: July 25, 2012, 06:45:32 AM »
Respect. Classic song.
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« Reply #1011 on: July 26, 2012, 11:32:46 AM »
Celebrating the 9 year anniversary with my wife (not since being married but being together).  Out to dinner then the bar for a long night of beating up the liver.  :beer:
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« Reply #1012 on: July 27, 2012, 07:39:56 AM »
Hopefully you beat up more than that.

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« Reply #1013 on: July 27, 2012, 10:53:06 AM »
Oh you already know.  :idhitit:  Plus, got to broaden my tastes a bit and try out some of these beers you guys discuss.  Tried out some Dogfish Head 60 and 90 minute IPA, pretty strong stuff.  Very nice kick to them though I think it takes a better palate than mine to tell them apart so much except for of course the strength.  The best, imho, was the Goose Island IPA.   Extremely smooth with a great taste.
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« Reply #1014 on: July 27, 2012, 05:36:36 PM »
After you drink the good shit for a minute, you start to easily tell the differences between them.  Something fun I like to do is buy 3-4 6 packs (or 4 packs if that's all they have) of different brands of IPAs, specialty candy beers, or whatever looks good.  Aim for at least 7% (6.9%) or above, for some reason that's usually where the good flavors are locked up.

Tonight I'm sippin on some Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale, a 7.2%er but damn good with an incredible dark caramelized sugar bottom and a shitload of hops in it.  Very very good flavor on this one.

Also sippin on some Lagunitas Little Sumpin Sumpin Ale, a 7.5%er with an out of this world flavor.  Very sweet yet hoppy at the same time.  Good stuff!
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« Reply #1015 on: July 28, 2012, 06:15:00 AM »
Maaaaaaaaaan last night.

me and the homie went to an event called 2.8 Hours Later, it's a zombie chase around a city called Leeds, well more of a zombie run-away-and-survive but holy SHIT it was fucking god tier/10, took about 2.5 hours (lol) to get from one end of the city to the evacuation point (afterparty), so so so so so much fun the acting was incredible, it was actually hard as fuck too, had to solve puzzles/do tasks to get the next coordinates from the survivors at the checkpoints, i made it all the way without getting infected but then i realised you don't get sweet zombie makeup if you're not infected (marked with a UV pen) so I let them tag me :P afterparty was awesome, think sick zombie disco with games, michael jackson thriller line dance, zombie vs human dance off (WHICH I WON MY ROUND IN!!!!!!!!!! I got them moves like jaggar) and a reenactment of the don't stop me now scene in shaun of the dead.

can't get over how awesome that was, I'll throw some pics up later!
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« Reply #1016 on: July 28, 2012, 07:35:13 AM »
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« Reply #1017 on: July 28, 2012, 06:06:29 PM »
Pre-game at the house then off to the bar this evening.  Time to blow off some major steam.  :afro:
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« Reply #1018 on: July 31, 2012, 12:28:38 AM »
New beer tonight, expensive shit.  Rahr & Sons Snowmageddon, $10 for a 22 oz. bottle with 10% ABV.  Rahr & Sons is a brewery out of Ft. Worth, TX (next to Dallas) and made this brew with a special recipe from a local brewer.  Not too shabby for an Imperial Oatmeal Stout, this one isn't bitter black death like Guinness or other stouts can be, this one actually tastes fucking good!  Might be hard to find as it's seasonal but worth a try if you see it!
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« Reply #1019 on: August 04, 2012, 09:38:23 PM »
Holding in a hit of bud as we speak.  Happy fucking saturday!!!
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