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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #225 on: October 19, 2013, 01:36:32 PM »
Meltdown in 3, 2, 1...

Fuck me with a spoon. Man, I tell you what, if it ain't BULLshit, it's gotta be HORSEshit. How the fuck does Georgia, the favorite in the SEC East, go from being the biggest badass on the block to being the laughing stock of the entire NCAA over a mere 3 week period? EVERYBODY is fucking hurt! And the ones that ain't, HOLY FUCK I WISH THEY WERE! If they were in a cast on the bench, at least they wouldn't be fucking up and looking stupid on the field! They barely slide past the finish line on their bare asses against Tennessee (a team they should've totally annihilated), then they get cornholed by Missouri, and now they get cornholed again by the god damn backup QB at Vanderbilt (another team they should've annihilated). Didn't think shit could get any worse. It's like 14 seconds left, I figure Georgia has NO HOPE AT ALL of passing for 80 yds in 14 seconds to pull out a win. But hey, at least they were gonna get out of Vandy without anyone else getting hurt. Last play of the game, 8 seconds left, I'm saying to my roommate, "Jesus, they should accept their fate and take a fucking knee rather than letting Murray run around and possibly get clobbered and hurt or someone else on offense getting hurt." And lo and motherfucking behold, they run one last impossible play, and Chris Conley, their LAST GOD DAMN wide receiver that apparently has any clue at all about how to catch a football goes down clutching his knee or his leg or something. So now Georgia has a star quarterback, possibly the best QB to ever play in the SEC, and... nobody for him to fucking throw to or even hand off to.

What the fuck. Who put a fuckin' hex on us? The only thing Georgia fans have to be remotely happy about at this point is the fact that they have a bye next weekend, meaning... at least nobody ELSE can get hurt. Although, as soon as I say that, somehow the entire offensive line will all lose their arms in a horrible 5-man bandsaw accident after practice this tuesday. Dunno how shit can get any worse, but if how the season has gone so far is any indication of what to expect, then I anticipate that a fucking helicopter will crash on the field killing half the team when they play Florida on November 2nd, and then on November 9th when they play Appalachian State, a sinkhole will open on the field swallowing and killing the other half of the team.

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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #226 on: October 20, 2013, 07:46:57 AM »
The only thing Georgia fans have to be remotely happy about at this point is the fact that they have a bye next weekend, meaning... at least nobody ELSE can get hurt.

Florida lost Easley for the season (their best defensive lineman) during a non-contact practice drill.

I cannot remember FLA, GA, and SC all losing on the same day before  :WTF: 

FLA St. reamed Clemson on their home field.  It was crazy to see it look like a FLA St. home game at the end.  All of the Clemson fans were gone and the only people there were chanting and doing the chop  :lolsign:
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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #227 on: October 20, 2013, 08:39:47 AM »
The only thing Georgia fans have to be remotely happy about at this point is the fact that they have a bye next weekend, meaning... at least nobody ELSE can get hurt.

Florida lost Easley for the season (their best defensive lineman) during a non-contact practice drill.

I cannot remember FLA, GA, and SC all losing on the same day before  :WTF: 

FLA St. reamed Clemson on their home field.  It was crazy to see it look like a FLA St. home game at the end.  All of the Clemson fans were gone and the only people there were chanting and doing the chop  :lolsign:

Just wanted to mention LSU lost too!  Supposedly, Ole Miss has lost 19 players this year - many of them starters. Still sent them Tigers home with their tail tucked.   :P
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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #228 on: October 20, 2013, 08:53:31 AM »
Didn't get to see the Florida State/Clemson game. After the Georgia game, I flipped over to watch the tail end of the truck series race at Talladega, then headed out for the night.

Kinda torn today. Dunno if I wanna watch the Falcons probably lose to Tampa, or just watch the cup series race at Talladega. Don't usually watch nascar all that much anymore. But I sometimes make a point to tune in when they go to one of the wide-open draft tracks like Daytona or Talladega.
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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #229 on: October 20, 2013, 05:33:31 PM »
It's ok, the Yucks did not disappoint.  :raincloud:
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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #230 on: October 22, 2013, 04:26:02 AM »
Different team, same results.  Freeman's stats were very similar to what he was putting up with the Bucs.
http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=331021019
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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #231 on: October 22, 2013, 06:30:26 AM »
At this point the Vikings are throwing everything available at the problem.

What I see as the problem with Josh Freeman is the fact that he's not an NFL quarterback. His first year with the Bucs, he had a little bit of success. Why? Because he was a rookie, and as a rookie they didn't forbid him from scrambling for yardage. Same shit with Robert Griffin III. His rookie season, he was allowed to run. After he got the shit knocked out of him a few times and finally injured, they told him "DO NOT RUN! Be a pocket passer!" Well that's just not how guys like him play. They aren't surgical lightning fast passers like a Drew Brees. When they can't find a man with at least a step or two on a defender within 3 seconds of the snap, they're gonna get swallowed up by the defensive line and sacked unless they find a place to run for it. That's exactly how Freeman and Griffin III played in college, and that's exactly how Griffin III got the Heisman. The reason these guys go so high in the first round of the draft is because they're mobile quarterbacks, and yet after they get hired on, they tell them "Don't run."

The only way Minnesota's gonna start winning with Freeman is if they tell him, "Drop back to pass, but if you see a running lane before you see an open receiver, FUCKING RUN LIKE HELL! In fact... be looking for a running lane BEFORE looking to pass."
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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #232 on: October 22, 2013, 07:38:44 PM »
Now dominating your rival in Football is bullying  :lolsign:  Toughen up and learn life is not always fun.
http://espn.go.com/dallas/story/_/id/9863505/aledo-football-coach-tim-buchanan-accused-bullying-91-0-win
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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #234 on: October 24, 2013, 01:33:36 PM »
lsu just didn't show up vs Ole Miss..deserved that loss
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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #236 on: October 26, 2013, 06:35:08 AM »
While Jacksonville is definitely sucks, I think Tampa has a chance to go winless this year.  I see only two games on their remaining schedule that they may win (Buffalo Dec 6th in Tampa and St. Louis Dec 22nd in St. Louis).  Injuries will play a big role in this, that is why I give Tampa the nod in St. Louis.

I think it is possible to have two winless teams this year, both in FLA  :raincloud:
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Re: The Official 2013-2014 Football Season Thread
« Reply #237 on: October 26, 2013, 08:29:45 AM »
Dear Floridian NFL teams,

Thanks for taking the heat off.

Sincerely,
Detroit.
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« Reply #238 on: October 26, 2013, 12:35:04 PM »
I'm going with..

penn state > ohio state
oregon state > stanford

Oh, and NC is kicking off to boston college.. I think they will 'upset' BC lol.
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« Reply #239 on: October 26, 2013, 03:13:33 PM »
I almost called duke>va tech, if they keep it up they can do it.
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