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« Reply #1125 on: September 09, 2013, 04:53:46 AM »
Drumstick: If it was one of those ice cream ones..  That doesn't sound too bad.

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« Reply #1127 on: September 11, 2013, 05:34:14 PM »
 :lolsign:

I heard about that earlier today.
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« Reply #1128 on: September 12, 2013, 08:31:11 AM »
THE COW WON!!!! LOL
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« Reply #1129 on: September 12, 2013, 10:38:42 AM »
Yeah, but the pig was drunk, so it don't count. :shifteyes:
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« Reply #1130 on: September 12, 2013, 04:22:04 PM »
It all started when the pig wanted the cow to back up to this tree stump.
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« Reply #1131 on: September 16, 2013, 08:21:14 AM »
Breaking Bad

How will it end? 2 episodes left. According to IMDB, the next episode is titled "Granite State". So I gotta assume that this next episode explains a little bit about what we see at the beginning of this final season where Walt has grown his hair back and buys a big fuckin' M60 machinegun from some dude at a diner. He probably moves to New Hampshire, changes his name etc, plans his next move.

I don't think it takes a rocket scientist to figure out the jist of what Walt is going to do. Personally, I think he's gonna take the machingun and go chop up some skinheads in an effort to free Jesse Pinkman. I think that much is obvious. Other than that, the only guess I can venture is that Walt's probably gonna get killed in the melee, Jesse will escape, and Walt will have orchestrated it to where Skylar will get all the money back afterwards. But who knows. That sounds like the best guess. Then again, maybe the writers WANT you guessing that so that they can slap you in the face with something completely different.
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« Reply #1132 on: September 16, 2013, 09:59:21 PM »
Breaking Bad

How will it end? 2 episodes left. According to IMDB, the next episode is titled "Granite State". So I gotta assume that this next episode explains a little bit about what we see at the beginning of this final season where Walt has grown his hair back and buys a big fuckin' M60 machinegun from some dude at a diner. He probably moves to New Hampshire, changes his name etc, plans his next move.

I don't think it takes a rocket scientist to figure out the jist of what Walt is going to do. Personally, I think he's gonna take the machingun and go chop up some skinheads in an effort to free Jesse Pinkman. I think that much is obvious. Other than that, the only guess I can venture is that Walt's probably gonna get killed in the melee, Jesse will escape, and Walt will have orchestrated it to where Skylar will get all the money back afterwards. But who knows. That sounds like the best guess. Then again, maybe the writers WANT you guessing that so that they can slap you in the face with something completely different.


I was actually thinking along the same as you on this.  Walt is prolly going to go out in a blaze of glory or there might be some huge surprise at the end that will completely blow everyone's minds.  The last episode did that to me as I was not expecting that shit to happen, although after Hank got K.O.'d, I should have known that was coming.  Since the last episode when they started the shootout with the FBI, they simply had made up their mind that they weren't going to jail and that there was no choice, even with 80 million dollars that the FBI agents HAD to die in order to insure that they were able to actually going to be able to spend their newfound money as leaving them alive would most certainly lead to them getting popped at some point.  Hanks character is my idol at his demise.  I would have done the same thing and just taunted them as he knew his fate so might as well run your mouth a bit and let them know how you really feel about em, hah.  Best damn TV series eva.  Breaking Bad FTW.
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« Reply #1134 on: September 20, 2013, 08:39:20 AM »
Ya know, sometimes I think they take these damn DUI laws just a bit too far. A dude on a lawn mower along the side of the road really isn't gonna be able to crash into a car and kill people doing 5.5mph. Convicting him of DUI and driving without a license (almost as if he HAD been driving a full-size car capable of killing people), it just seems a little unintelligent and overzealous to me.
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« Reply #1135 on: October 02, 2013, 09:09:49 AM »
Foc although i do appreciate the respect shown to my wiener to withstand vicious temperatures, unfortunately i can't take credit for something that badass. It was a chicken leg.

on a side note, yewwwwwww

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« Reply #1137 on: October 11, 2013, 06:53:38 AM »
If anyone hasn't tried Stone's Enjoy by _____ IPA yet, you should.  The bottle tells you when they think you should drink it by, and I think I may agree with them that it should be enjoyed soon.  There's a quite different flavor on this one because it's so fresh.  Anyway, try it if you find it!
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« Reply #1138 on: October 11, 2013, 12:26:22 PM »
I should be able to get one of those that's pretty fresh considering my location on the west coast.

I put back a 6 pack of these the other night from an even closer brewery to me:

Bootlegger's Brewery - Rustic Rye IPA

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/17271/47604

It's not as high ABV as a lot of the IPAs I normally drink, but it's still strong and super tasty. It goes well with a meal since it doesn't overpower the other flavors.
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« Reply #1139 on: October 11, 2013, 12:46:06 PM »
Derv, I get 'em in NC in less than a week after they've been brewed. I've mentioned them in IRC a few times ex.
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