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« Reply #960 on: May 28, 2012, 08:09:29 PM »
ROFL metal, from the sound of things, looks like I'm going to see you on an episode of Jersey Shore.   :eek: :purpleshock:

There's not a lot of Jersey Shore-ish pussy here in Texas, just typical big-booty trailer trash.  About the same, mind you, but not quite as annoying because they know less words to speak with, thus their brains tire out a little faster and get to the dick suckin' quicker than Jersey types.  :)

BTW Red Stripe is good shit.  Haven't had any in years, but remember I could whale those things like there's no tomorrow.  Some sick shit I used to love to do (for whatever reason I have no idea) was to do Vodka shots with Red Stripe.  For some reason, this would actually not make me puke.  Has to be good vodka though, like Grey Goose.  The Red Stripe seems to be low-foam so it doesn't want to go vomitous on you when you use it as a chaser.  Blackout ratio for this is very high as well.  You'll be good if you make it to beer & shot 6.  :lol:
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« Reply #961 on: May 28, 2012, 11:29:27 PM »
Apparently people thought this was just another one of my random bouts of verbal diarrhea, but I posed a serious question for open discussion in #tastyspleen tonight and no one cared to address it.

<|iR|Focalor> you ever been so drunk that you took a shit in the shower and then took a bath in the toilet?

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Personally,... no, never been that drunk. Although I do remember one time shortly after I turned 21, I got shitfaced on about 20 beers one night and then walked into my parents room and started pissing in their shower. Yeah, shower was in full view of where there bed was, so they woke up when I stumbled into their room and watched in astonishment as I started pissing in their shower. I have no idea why I made the drunken choice to piss in their shower rather than in the toilet in my own bathroom. God damn, I got in SOOOO much fucking trouble for that, haha! Beer. It's a helluva drank. :D
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« Reply #962 on: May 29, 2012, 05:51:20 PM »
mutha fuckin racer 5 niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa drunk as a skunk and sittin on a hefty dose of chronic.  :oops:
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« Reply #963 on: May 30, 2012, 05:45:36 PM »
EL DORADO.  Brand new release by Flying Dog.  Single hop Imperial IPA. 10% alcohol, 70 IBU.  You don't taste a hint of alcohol and it is mild on the hops, but the hop flavor is there.  Very, very well brewed.  Won't satisfy most hop freaks but this thing is smooth as silk and will nail you to the wall quick.  Fuck yeah.  I can already see this as being a regular, occasional buy for me.  I can also see it leading to me hooking up my ipod with the sickest metal known to man and rocking the fuck out tonight.  :erhmmm:

Oh and I also got a 6 pack of racer 5 because a 6 pack of beer with as much alcohol as a 12 pack of budweiser just isn't enough.
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« Reply #964 on: May 30, 2012, 08:02:19 PM »
Throwing back a few and enjoying some fresh green with the woman.   :beer:  Anyone with me?
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« Reply #965 on: May 31, 2012, 11:34:09 AM »
with you as of 5 minutes ago hahaha :grass:
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« Reply #966 on: June 01, 2012, 04:15:48 PM »
wasted.  :headbang:
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« Reply #967 on: June 01, 2012, 04:17:45 PM »
should rename this the "I'm metaL" thread
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« Reply #968 on: June 01, 2012, 08:45:43 PM »
should rename this the "I'm metaL" thread

I'm metaL-Arm0r thread?   :lol:
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« Reply #969 on: June 01, 2012, 10:39:48 PM »
I've hit a wall this evening it seems.  Just can't seem to grasp the buzz, let's try to fix that with some Crown Royal and herbals.  :before: :beer3: :smiley_acbe: :monkey1:
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« Reply #970 on: June 01, 2012, 11:16:05 PM »
Never been into it all that much, but my buddy gave me a bottle of some 1800 tequila anejo, and already had a brand new bottle of triple sec in the cabinet that I never use, so my old lady has been making us up a couple of margaritas. Fixing to go watch a movie while sipping on a few. Pretty decent tasting stuff actually. Although when I first opened the bottle and took a whiff of it, it instantly brought back horrible memories of some shitty rotgut mezcal I drank one time that damn near killed me deader than hell. The shit left me in bed for 2 days afterwards wishing I could go ahead and die and get it over with. But anyway, after the gag reflex of that initial whiff subsided, I poured some in a tall shooter glass and knocked it back. Pretty decent stuff. Good that I finally got a chance to drink some REAL tequila again and get over that shit. That's the problem when it comes to tequila. NEVER go cheap and drink that bargain shit. It will make you sicker than you've ever been in your life. And that goes double for mezcal. It's probably a good idea not to drink mezcal anyway since it's got an agave worm in the bottle and that shits kinda gross. But if you do, make sure it's a reputable brand like Monte Alban or something, none of that shit that comes in a plastic bottle and is imported from Mexico is gonna be safe for a white boy to drink.
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« Reply #971 on: June 02, 2012, 02:59:05 PM »
I never understood the whole worm in the bottle thing.  What's the point of it?
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« Reply #972 on: June 02, 2012, 06:00:50 PM »
Drinks at the house then bar mode.  :beer:
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« Reply #973 on: June 02, 2012, 06:35:26 PM »
 Puff tuff while your at it !  :spam:
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« Reply #974 on: June 02, 2012, 11:20:24 PM »
Just got home...fuckin wasted!  :help:
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