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« Reply #870 on: March 18, 2012, 05:02:07 PM »
Will glitter scrape the intestines? Great way to abrade those polyps in your colon. Either that, or a great way to acquire a case of diverticulitis.
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« Reply #871 on: March 18, 2012, 05:44:05 PM »
nothing quite so manly as shitting glitter!

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Well shitting metallic flakes probably isn't as bad as pissing them. Lucky for him, the kidneys process the garbage out of the blood and full-size glitter flakes are a little too large to enter the blood stream.

As far as unmanliness, I don't think the glitter is the worst part. I don't even think the obnoxious oversized fishbowl glass is the worst part either. The worst part... is the fuckin' STRAW. Hard to look someone dead in the eye and tell them, "I'ma kich yor asssss... right apter I finiss dis drinks." and then proceed to sip from a purple bendy straw. :D
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« Reply #872 on: March 19, 2012, 10:15:56 AM »
how the hell else was I supposed to consume it! if I were to simply tip it into my mouth, I would be drenched with goldshlager and red bull :x
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« Reply #873 on: March 20, 2012, 07:47:33 PM »
got wasted and paid the last $8661.93 on my college loans. I'M FUCKING FREE  :headbang:

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i don't think i'm done drinking acutally
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« Reply #874 on: March 20, 2012, 07:50:15 PM »
 :bananaw00t: on both
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« Reply #875 on: March 20, 2012, 08:05:45 PM »
Congratulations Metal!!!!!
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« Reply #876 on: March 21, 2012, 08:12:17 AM »
thanks guys.  drinking a heineken tall boy during lunch.  Dredge is down so I don't have shit to do.  Damn I just remembered none of you guys know what i do for a living now (aside from drink).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIxrhE0606Y vid is from nags head, nc like 8 months ago or something.  I totally could have banged the lady that recorded it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zg93QZnJJY&feature=plcp&context=C4cfac35VDvjVQa1PpcFMpzkJVwvkYzHDne5lUAtpxnBbFz9Xly1Y%3D

^^ taking the bitch around a pier. had to keep a lot of distance so I didn't run over fishing lines (I fish a lot so gotta respect)

I drive a 37' survey vehicle that surveys beaches before and after we build them up (dredge pumps sand onto the beach, bulldozers smooth it out).  Currently doing brant beach, NJ.  The jersey shore blows.  but yeah the vehicle is called the CRAB (Coastal Research Amphibious Buggy) and it basically takes a topo point every 5 feet (X,Y,Z coordinate... northing, easting, elevation) and helps the engineering staff calculated volumes (we get paid by the cubic yard of material put on the beach).

just finished the heineken and wish I hadn't left the remaining IPA's i didn't drink downstairs in my friend's apt.  The gf is being a real bitch lately so I've been drinking every night and some of the days lol.  Normally I don't drink in an attempt to fix my problems but I work 12 hours a day, EVERY DAY.... usually like 4-8 weeks on, then get one week off.  It's wild.  I love beer.
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« Reply #877 on: March 23, 2012, 11:52:56 PM »
Ain't nuthin wrong with a Heineken. I don't go for that foo-foo micro brew bullshit anymore. Costs too damn much. I don't give a shit, especially if it's that high alcohol crap. I ain't looking to power-drink beer anymore like a psycho college kid. Really don't even give a shit if I don't get drunk, which I usually don't. My main aim these days is to not pay so much for the stuff. Simple economics. Why pay 25 bucks for a 12pack of some shit I can't pronounce, when I can spend the same and get 3 cases of Pabst or 2 12packs of Miller.

A little more tipsy tonight than usual though. Been tipping back some Makers Mark and Dr Pepper in between Bavarias. Bavaria. Good stuff. Getcha some. Tastes just like Heineken, but costs only 7 bucks a twelver.
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« Reply #878 on: March 24, 2012, 02:48:08 AM »
Ain't nuthin wrong with a Heineken. I don't go for that foo-foo micro brew bullshit anymore. Costs too damn much. I don't give a shit, especially if it's that high alcohol crap. I ain't looking to power-drink beer anymore like a psycho college kid. Really don't even give a shit if I don't get drunk, which I usually don't. My main aim these days is to not pay so much for the stuff. Simple economics. Why pay 25 bucks for a 12pack of some shit I can't pronounce, when I can spend the same and get 3 cases of Pabst or 2 12packs of Miller.


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« Reply #879 on: March 24, 2012, 02:52:22 AM »
HAHA! I think I just found my new megahealth pickup sound right there.
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« Reply #880 on: March 24, 2012, 03:16:22 PM »
Wife is at her sisters bachelorette party, time to get smashed and play some fuckin cards.  :righteous:
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« Reply #881 on: March 24, 2012, 07:08:44 PM »
Plastered in record fucking time.  :bananaw00t: :bananaw00t: :bananaw00t: :bananaw00t:
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« Reply #882 on: March 24, 2012, 09:25:43 PM »
Wife is at her sisters bachelorette party, time to get smashed and play some fuckin cards.  :righteous:

Your idea of an enjoyable evening sounds dreadfully boring and ineffectual.
Undoubtedly, your wife is with another suitor by now.
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« Reply #883 on: March 25, 2012, 12:08:31 AM »
 :lolsign: That's some funny shit right there.
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« Reply #884 on: March 25, 2012, 09:32:36 AM »
Wife is at her sisters bachelorette party, time to get smashed and play some fuckin cards.  :righteous:

Your idea of an enjoyable evening sounds dreadfully boring and ineffectual.
Undoubtedly, your wife is with another suitor by now.


Yea, maybe I should dim the lights, put on the cure and take myself super serious over a glass of gay ass wine.   :nosign:
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