Went out to this girl's birthday at the bar....Too much to drink....Grab her, "Hey lets make out."knock over her BF's drink. He says, "I don't like you."Retard me blows the cover on everything...."I'm fucking your soon to be ex." The guy looked like he was about to cry.
VaeVictis:i find it funny that you even consider grammar a sign of intelligence, that itself is a very uneducated claim