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« Reply #495 on: October 12, 2009, 12:32:17 PM »
Wow. So much alcohol. So much jamaican green. So much china white. My bro ended up driving his bike off the side of a fucking mountain. Luckily it didn't slide down too far and hit a tree. One of the other guys had some rope that we tied around the front forks and hooked it to the bumper of the truck and we slowly walked it back up. Not really fun doing that in the dark, especially when you could fall to your death at any minute. Camped out way way way up in the mountains out in the middle of fucking nowhere so that the forest rangers wouldn't fuck with us. Grilled some pork tenderloins and ribs on an open pit grill we made Friday night. Had a little drunken target practice. Alcohol and firearms is always a safe way to have fun. I drank A LOT, but never got a hangover. I highly recommend this Chaser anti-hangover stuff, it really works.

Saturday, a bunch of us rode down into town at around noon and we hung at the Troll Tavern for several hours, occasionally dipping back into the alley to smoke a joint. We walked over to the Festhalle for a little bit, but it was crowded as immortal fuck. We drank one beer, laughed at the old fart idiots in green pantyhose, actually joined in the chicken dance a little (I know, obviously I was inebriated), then went over to the International Deli on the other side of the river just because there were some chicks with big tits sitting on the patio. Dino said I was harassing the horse drawn carriage guy for a free ride back to the bar.

Sunday, spent most of the day watching football at the bar, drinking lots of hefeweissen, smoking many joints at the back of the parking lot by the river. Watched my Falcons kick the LIVING SHIT out of San Fransisco. A perfect fucking day.

So me and my liver have some making up to do this week. My hands are still kinda trembling, hehe.
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« Reply #496 on: October 13, 2009, 09:09:31 PM »
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« Reply #497 on: October 14, 2009, 11:22:16 AM »
Drank into the wee hours last night, rum is a son of a bitch  :afro:  the fucked up part is they just called me into work for an emergency 12 hour shift....ya....fuck I hate work.
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #498 on: October 14, 2009, 04:04:52 PM »


Party on, Garth.
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« Reply #499 on: October 21, 2009, 03:31:26 AM »
At work regretting those 12% tallboys lastnight.......aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #500 on: October 21, 2009, 11:03:46 PM »


Heineken!

What the hell is Oktoberfest anyway? I'll tell you what it is, it's the perfect excuse to drink all month long, dammit!

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« Reply #501 on: October 21, 2009, 11:36:50 PM »
FAP FAP FAP
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« Reply #502 on: October 23, 2009, 12:19:26 PM »


Party on, Garth.

I just bought some. Will test this weekend.  :beer:
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« Reply #503 on: October 23, 2009, 03:40:35 PM »
If it works, I won't have to consume in moderation anymore!

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« Reply #504 on: October 23, 2009, 07:07:22 PM »


Party on, Garth.

I just bought some. Will test this weekend.  :beer:

Note: It works to prevent hangovers, NOT alcohol poisoning. ;)
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« Reply #505 on: October 24, 2009, 01:20:31 AM »
St. Pauli Girl Dark tonight. Twas on sale. Pretty damn good too. Might be my new regular.

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« Reply #506 on: October 24, 2009, 09:20:26 AM »
Was at a pub last night celebrating my wife's best friends's 28th when she got kicked out for dancing on a table after being asked to by the house band. The bouncer got flipped of by her for trying to pull her down. The second he laid a finger on her the 20 or so rugby players that were there (her bf's team) surrounded him.

At this point we decided to leave immediatly(wife, myself, my best bud and his new gf) and forgot to pay the $500 bill. Ends up we weren't the only ones. The entire group of 30 or 40 people left without paying for anything.

The birthday girl told us later that night through text that she told the guy, "If you kick me out you kick out the whole group." to which the bouncer said "fine" get out.

Last I heard from the people who were the last to leave the servers were yelling at him about all the money that just left without paying.

Karma sucks though. I have such a hangover at work right now.
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« Reply #507 on: October 24, 2009, 10:25:12 AM »
Was at a pub last night celebrating my wife's best friends's 28th when she got kicked out for dancing on a table after being asked to by the house band. The bouncer got flipped of by her for trying to pull her down. The second he laid a finger on her the 20 or so rugby players that were there (her bf's team) surrounded him.

At this point we decided to leave immediatly(wife, myself, my best bud and his new gf) and forgot to pay the $500 bill. Ends up we weren't the only ones. The entire group of 30 or 40 people left without paying for anything.

The birthday girl told us later that night through text that she told the guy, "If you kick me out you kick out the whole group." to which the bouncer said "fine" get out.

Last I heard from the people who were the last to leave the servers were yelling at him about all the money that just left without paying.

Karma sucks though. I have such a hangover at work right now.

lol i'll take a hangover for $500 saving any day. sounds funny as hell, I can imagine 20 big hardy fuckers staring down that bouncer. bouncers can be total pricks :/

18 pack of carling that was on offer here tonight, probably wont drink the lot no point.
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« Reply #508 on: October 25, 2009, 01:37:53 AM »


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« Reply #509 on: October 25, 2009, 04:48:51 AM »
Ends up the bouncer was the pub owner and he managed to get my number and proceed to leave phone messages of a threatening nature. So I recorded my call to the VPD detailing and replaying his messages to the officer who took the call. She told me she would call him and explain to him that in that particular situation it is illegal to contact me in the fashion that he did. I got a call from him around 10pm and answered it. He was apologizing for his actions. Turns out VPD sent over a cruiser and a couple of officers and they verbally blasted him in the middle of his pub in front of his patrons. :eek:

I kinda feel bad for the guy. Like, in a pity kind of way.
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