Author Topic: im drunk (Read 353641 times)

Arm0r · « **Reply #375 on:** December 19, 2008, 10:45:08 PM »

im so fuckin bombed right now..like...fuck....me and my wife just sat at home this evening and threw back some jack and coke, I also took 2 perkocet and smoked some shit I bought called train wreck, killer fuckin herbal

Happy Friday people

metaL · « **Reply #376 on:** December 19, 2008, 10:50:55 PM »

Arm0r · « **Reply #377 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:37:42 AM »

lol metal, supprised you're not still hung over from the kegger

ROUND 2 TONIGHT

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #378 on:** December 23, 2008, 09:04:35 AM »

The weather has been unseasonably warm the past 2 weeks. Everyone else in the US is freezing their nuts off... or digging them out of the waist deep snow... meanwhile it's like spring here in Georgia. Kinda rainy too. Which has been the most perfect of all possible weather systems considering I have a big cow pasture behind my house. I now have about 5 Wal-Mart shopping bags full of these really pretty looking mushrooms. Hmmm, wonder what'll happen if I eat one...

Arm0r · « **Reply #379 on:** December 25, 2008, 01:57:12 AM »

egg nog for the fucking win

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #380 on:** December 25, 2008, 01:34:34 PM »

Big bottle of Baccardi White, Bailey's, Grey Goose, along with 30 Kokanee's, 4 bottles of wine (2 red, 2 white) and a 4 litre jug of Eggnog.

Merry Christmas guys. Here's to you.

Randy · « **Reply #381 on:** December 26, 2008, 02:52:17 PM »

this is one conversation i apparently has with razor over the holidays,i rarely drink if ever at all. ROFL enjoy

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LOL
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dude
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im s o fucknig drunk sirhg tnow
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iomfg
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holy shitrs niga
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im so deunk
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sdruiunk
| Kimpis | Quadmaster säger:
Hey
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driml
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drunk
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*************
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LMFAO
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man
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ye?
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the women
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the is the like
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id know man
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she is the
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um
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she
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U r a fucking drunktard, rofl, hahahaha
| Kimpis | Quadmaster säger:
I should get drunk 2
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like shes owns the apartment building n shit
| Kimpis | Quadmaster säger:
X)
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u kn9o wat i mean
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anyways
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he daughter
| Kimpis | Quadmaster säger:
Yes, i know
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is fuckign beautiful
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i would eat that pissy
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pussy*
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i woud fuck that biitch so hard
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ofmg
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anyways
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im gota gfo bacl
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Dude, this shit is funny
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i came to get some heartburn pills
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so
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ill shall be back
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in a few
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Okey, lol
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prolly like an hour
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or mayb more
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i hacve bi c,kkueb
| Kimpis | Quadmaster säger:
U wanna play after?
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i have no clue
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mayb yes
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if im capable
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i will
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prll;lu but i hightley doubt it as of now
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im drunker thern ive ever been
| Kimpis | Quadmaster säger:
LMFAO, like me 2006, i couldnt move, lmfao
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im fuk LOL
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ROFL
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i can bare;ymove4
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i;ll e back man
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cu soon
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Okey

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #382 on:** December 27, 2008, 04:48:54 PM »

Tis the season to get trashed.

Drankin' on some piping-hot non-alcoholic mulled apple cider with a cinnamon stick tossed in... cut with copious amounts of Goldschlagger though, brings it down to a nice drinkable temperature. No redneck dixie cups for this stuff, broke out the fancy stemmed goblets with handles. We can be drunk like civilized human beings for once. Good shit.

metaL · « **Reply #383 on:** January 04, 2009, 08:13:03 PM »

one 24oz 9.9% joose, two 22's of yuengling, and a $3.33 bottle of chardonnay. I keep it classy.

Arm0r · « **Reply #384 on:** January 06, 2009, 07:02:46 PM »

Friend of mine will be in town soon from Columbus, with him he has 2 bottles of Everclear--ive never had the stuff personally, but ive heard stories..lets see if I can dribble a couple of my own tonight

metaL · « **Reply #385 on:** January 06, 2009, 07:05:55 PM »

Totally forgot about my new years... about 10 pbr's, a few shots of some strange coffee tasting Patron, and a bottle and a half of cristal to the face. I woke up with a nearly broken foot, no idea how it happened.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #386 on:** January 07, 2009, 03:20:27 AM »

Hehe, I've woken up with a broken nose a few times, but I remembered how it happened... not immediately, mind you, it took a little while for it to surface.

One time I went to bed drunk as hell. I was tossing and turning all night. At the time, I had a desk sitting right beside my bed pushed right up to the side of it. I rolled over a little too far and smacked my face right into the edge of it and went back to sleep. Hurt like hell in the morning though. I woke up thinking "Why the fuck does my face hurt so bad?", after a while I remembered rolling to the left and smacking my nose against the edge of the desk.

Another time I was at a party. Me and a buddy started shoving each other around, just fucking around and being crazy. I tossed him off the front porch over the rail and into the yard. He jumped back up on the porch and got me into a headlock. He then proceeded to ram my head into someones drivers side mirror parked in the driveway. Crack! Broke my nose again, hehe. I got him back though, a little later I pushed him into the bonfire.

That was a pretty crazy party. My other friend who owned the house where the part took place had several folks in the basement doing drunken heavy metal karaoke. He came down and rammed his head right through the closet door just to prove that he could. He then ripped the door down along with part of the frame still attached to the hinges, drug it outside and tossed it on the bonfire. He disappeared for about 20 minutes after that. We were standing around the fire when we see him tossing his bed out of the upstairs bedroom window and into the backyard. He then took a flying leap out of the window and almost missed the mattress. Then he threw the bed on the fire too. "I didn't like that bed anyway." Later that night he walked across the bonfire barefoot, once again, just to prove he could.

Ah, good times.

metaL · « **Reply #387 on:** January 08, 2009, 09:36:34 PM »

10mg hydrocodone, 60mg codeine, 1 bottle cheap chardonnay 1 bottle cheap champagne.. i'm so proud of myself.

Arm0r · « **Reply #388 on:** February 07, 2009, 08:50:13 AM »

Well fuck....

Last night was the epitomy of the word "destroyed", I remember bits and pieces of it...

The fucked up part is it was all on video, it's fucking strange to watch yourself doing shit that you have zero memory of when you appear to be awake....I was fucking bombed, shot after shot of 151 after I was already well smashed. I don't drink 151, not for years--can't stand the shit...yet last night it was like old friends, putting the shit down hard and as of now im paying for it bad. this sucks.

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #389 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:29:53 AM »

Ah a fellow hangoverer. 9 PINTS of Okanagan Pale Ale at a friends gig.

Just shoot me already.

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