Author Topic: im drunk (Read 355128 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #435 on:** May 10, 2009, 11:59:35 PM »

Quote from: poopoppa on May 10, 2009, 08:56:35 PM

pot sucks

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #436 on:** May 17, 2009, 11:56:40 AM »

RyU · « **Reply #437 on:** May 18, 2009, 04:48:47 PM »

On saturday night I left from Vermont to Massachusetts for my college graduation that was going to be held on Saturday. I thought it would be a great idea to buy a bottle of Jack Daniel's and drink it on the ride down there. So, by the time I got down there at around 9:45 pm, I had drunk almost a whole 750 bottle of Jack... I was suppost to meet up with my girlfriend at the time and I did... Then I got into a fight with her after we had dinner at a local crapplebeers lol and thought it would be a great idea to drive back to Vermont and fuck graduation and fuck Massachusetts and fuck my gf. So I dumped her and drove back wasted with heavy rain.. It took me four hours to get back 430 am Saturday.. I woke up to my dad saying "why the fuck are you here".. soo i missed my graduation and got a lot of people pissed at me because they went to it and I was a no show. Thanks to Jack Daniels.. I <3 my jack

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #438 on:** May 18, 2009, 05:01:19 PM »

Will Jack help you flip pizza's or did you graduate and just not attend the ceremony?

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #439 on:** May 18, 2009, 05:30:53 PM »

you still get the paper, you just dont get the funny hat and pictures of yourself in what looks like a choir robe.

poopoppa · « **Reply #440 on:** May 19, 2009, 04:41:14 AM »

and no more vagina

Arm0r · « **Reply #441 on:** May 23, 2009, 11:51:47 PM »

I know your pain Focalor....fuckin guys will "15 more mins" you to death...

I waited up all night about a month ago for an ounce...this dude told me "it's good weed, and ill do 80 bucks for an ounce" so im like HELL YEAH, why not? 80 bucks is a good price...so I wait...and wait..and wait...this dude "15 minutes" and "30 minutes" stalled me till about 3 am....and when he finally arrived I guess the weed mutates with time and gets more expensive because it was magically 100 an ounce all of a sudden...fuck drug dealers.

Arm0r · « **Reply #442 on:** May 24, 2009, 06:04:14 PM »

Time for some beer pong

going to some party tonight with a few friends--did alot of practicing yesterday, me and my partner won 17 games in a row last night so im ready.

poopoppa · « **Reply #443 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:34:01 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on May 24, 2009, 02:05:50 PM

Well I'm going through channels. They don't want to meet me, and I don't want to be around them, so I'm having someone else put up the money to get it from the guy, then they'll deliver to me and I'll pay them plus a little handling tax. Only the motherfucker told my delivery girl that he'd be back in an hour with it and to meet him in his driveway at about 10:30pm. She waits there until 2:40am. At that point I said that he might've gotten stuck at a party or something and to just go home and get him tomorrow. Well here it is 5:00pm the next day and the stupid son of a bitch still hasn't come back. Pretty stupid, because I know where he lives and accidents happen all the time.

Wow you have a pretty shitty connection, and by the looks of it you aren't new to this, so why isnt there a little consistency by now???

metaL · « **Reply #444 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:32:32 AM »

rofl the girl waited over 4 hours.. she knows you need your green!

Arm0r · « **Reply #445 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:43:54 PM »

FUCKING GO TIME!!!!

yes friends, it's that time again....time to drink until I my head pops.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #446 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:50:28 PM »

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #447 on:** June 03, 2009, 10:44:09 PM »

completely smashed on Bulleit bourbon http://www.bulleitbourbon.com and about 20 gravity bong hits of some awesome kush buds from the local dispensary.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #448 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:22:41 PM »

Dank.

adz1La · « **Reply #449 on:** June 11, 2009, 01:11:30 AM »

ahahah

Author Topic: im drunk (Read 355128 times)

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