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[|iR|Focalor]

[CodeBlack]

[Arm0r]

So i'm sitting at home last night waiting on my woman to bring home the alcohol on her way home from work, we had already decided on everything and it was just a matter of waiting....to my fucking surprise she gets home with these fucking fruit drinks called "four loco"...let me tell you, these things tasted like complete and utter shit, they litterally tasted like someone drank a slushie, digested it, pissed it back into this can and then sold it.   She has the most fucked up hangover today and im not feeling any better....take it from this people, if you and your woman are gonna drink YOU go and get the alcohol...seems women are to side tracked by word groupings like "passion fruit" and "atomic blueberry".   It sucked bad and it's litterally one of the worst hang overs you could ever want.  You've all been warned.

[Whirlingdervish]

my chick gravitates towards words like anejo, reposado and plata

it makes me proud.

 

[|iR|Focalor]

Haha! Probably those little tooter tube fruity flavored shots, right? Those things typically have a large amount of sugar. For some reason, alcohols with higher sugar contents will hurt you more than anything.

They have a couple shot girls come around at the strip club with a tray full of those tubes with all kinds of different things, mostly jager and goldshlagger and shit like that. They sometimes do these "body shots" where they kinda give you a lap dance, turn the tube upside down between your legs with their thumb over the end and pretend they're sucking your cock, etc. At the end you either take the tube from their mouth or from between their tits. It's probably better to get your shots of the types of liqour they have on the trays THAT way as opposed to ordering straight shots from the bar. A number of clubs are known to dilute their liquor in the bottles at the bar with water. Sometimes they use the bottles at the bar to fill the tubes and you're jewed either way.

I've been sipping on some scotch lately. My roommate acquired a case of some Old Pulteney 17yr single malt. Pretty good stuff. Much better than Johnny Walker and all that blended bullshit.

[haunted]

LOL! I used to down like 3 4 locos then head to the bar when i first turned 21... i totally agree on how nasty that shit is though, and definitely a bad hangover as well.

[[BTF]Sigma]

Is it like Smirnoff Ices?

[|iR|Focalor]

Sippin' Jim Beam.



I think I prefer the more direct approach in advertising and slogans:

"Samuel Jackson Lager: It get's ya drunk!"



Mmm-mmmmm bitch!

[haunted]

nah sigma nothing like it. it's a cheapo thing to get ya drunk. it's 12% alcohol, so 1 of those things is just shy of drinking 6 light beers. It's like PJ except not nearly as good lol.

[jägermonsta]

ROFL DERV!

tooooo fucking funny. my buddy and I went on a labyrinth kick the last couple fridays... we would toss on the movie at like 4am after boozing heavily to cap off the night, people are totally wtf

we've been quoting lines and lyrics throughout the week randomly on peoples facebook pages... people are always like "dude, are you quoting the labyrinth???" good shit

[|iR|Focalor]

It's never too early to start drinking.

Dunkin Donuts homebrew + Jim Beam + wake 'n' bake.

It's gonna be a good day.

[Arm0r]

Me and my buddys Captain Morgan and Marley Shabang (local name for typical lemon kindbud) are going out to celebrate my birthday  have a good night everyone.

 

[[BTF]adam]

Lil bit drunk home-boys. went skating till around 6-7pm then stayed in the local pub till closing and lock-down basically, was pretty great, won £5 on the fruit machine lol. drunk carling draught all night and topped it off with a newky brown babybabys. 

[Whirlingdervish]

worked over a bottle of Jim Beam Black that my parents got me for dogsitting last weekend.

mmmmm...

can't rly tell much of a difference from reglar jim, but it's good either way.

[Arm0r]

little bit of Captain Morgan and cherry choke this evening    very nice buzz building, time to top it off with some herbal.