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Arm0r
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Reply #480 on:
September 06, 2009, 12:33:57 AM »
just hit some fuckin bud, gettin nice ans twisted this evening--happy fuckin weekend guys.
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|iR|Focalor
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September 07, 2009, 01:00:02 AM »
Drunk as a fish, drinkin like a fish, however the hell you say it.
12 or 15 or 20 heinekens plus a budweiser that someone left in the fridge. their loss.
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|iR|Focalor
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September 09, 2009, 10:20:00 PM »
The guys keep coming over and leaving their beer here. I appreciate the donations, even though it is watery pissy Miller Lite and Budweiser.
OKTOBERFEST IZ ONE MOAR MONTH AWAY!1!!
I can't wait. I'm riding up to the mountains with a bunch of my club brothers to do some beer drinkin' and hellraisin' up in Helen GA.
Some of these local-yokle mountain weirdos take this Swiss Bavarian alpine shit a little too far. Ledderhosen? Count me the fuck out of that! But I'll sure as hell volunteer to laugh at the wackos who dress up in that crap voluntarily. Like these old wrinkled nutsacks. CHEERS, GRANDPA!
Anyone else from around the south passing through the area on the 10th or the 11th of October, feel free to drop by the Troll Under The Bridge Tavern in Helen GA and I'll buy you a few beers, maybe smoke you out a little too. I'll be the ugly drunk guy with the long goatee sitting on the patio with a bunch of other ugly lookin' drunk ass long haired redneck biker bastards.
Go to the bridge in the middle of town. On the north bank of the river, go down the stairs and take a left. Jump up and down while waving your arms like a crazy person and holler, "FOCALOR, BUY ME A BEER YOU UGLY BASTARD!", and I'll buy you all the beer you can drink.
Don't worry I'm a happy drunk, I won't rob and kill you.
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|iR|Focalor
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Reply #483 on:
September 12, 2009, 01:47:23 AM »
My bro brought me out some nice shit tnight. Some good ole homemade moonshine baby. Sweet as sugar. Purty well lickered up.
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paradisel0st
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September 16, 2009, 07:20:18 AM »
I'm so naymlis'd right now
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Reaper
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metaL
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September 20, 2009, 04:40:43 PM »
Just drank a 24oz icehouse. That's it for today. Haven't smoked in 2 months, quitting is so easy a caveman could do it.
Def. getting some newcastle come payday.
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|iR|Focalor
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Reply #486 on:
October 02, 2009, 05:34:43 PM »
CHEERS n SHIT!
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|iR|Focalor
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October 04, 2009, 07:18:51 PM »
DRUNK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgQi8-zVTnE
STONED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqlHJCtz5nE
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SNOWBLIND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w93Z1M2r7SA
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|iR|Focalor
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October 09, 2009, 09:23:37 AM »
Off for an entire weekend of punishing the living dogshit out of my liver.
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Whirlingdervish
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Reply #489 on:
October 09, 2009, 09:27:37 AM »
I'm thinkin vodka and redbull tonight..
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[BTF]adam
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October 09, 2009, 10:16:44 AM »
Quote from: Whirlingdervish(Q2C) on October 09, 2009, 09:27:37 AM
I'm thinkin vodka and redbull tonight..
seconded, going out as well and I predict that will be a large portion of my livers misery.
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Arm0r
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Gentlemen.
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October 09, 2009, 01:13:40 PM »
That's the fuckin spirit boys, let's show the world jaundice is a mans color!
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[BTF]Sigma
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October 09, 2009, 02:38:34 PM »
Dammit. I have the emergency pager for work all weekend. Can't drink a drop. I has an envy.
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[BTF]Sigma
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Reply #493 on:
October 09, 2009, 06:24:24 PM »
Fukkit. Gave my coworker a case of Kokanee in exchange for the pager. WOOT
LET'S GO SIDEWAYS!!!
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[BTF]adam
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October 10, 2009, 11:09:31 AM »
was a good night, fucking almost perfect until the end I hadnt fallen over once, and seriously right I dance like a twat and I should fall over a lot more than I do, but i was just WALKING to another spot on the dancefloor (became too sausage fest around where I was) and BUUUUUUUUUUUUUMF flat on my back. so embarassing was like FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. anyways, same deal as last time really got pretty drunk off my tits and had a laugh. lined the stomach with admirals pie prior to going out and finished it with a greasy meatfeast pizza at 5.30AM for great justice. and a fantastic slash in bush during which I nearly dropped the aforementioned pizza on my knob. dodged like a champ tho o/ best of all I only got ID'd twice the entire night. (my id is an expired passport that has a picture of me 13 years old - gg)
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November 11, 2024, 06:41:06 AM
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The Joe Rogan Experience episode 223 that dropped a couple hours ago with Musk, they're talking about Quake lol.
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Stay cozy folks.
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October 11, 2024, 03:35:36 PM
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October 10, 2024, 12:19:41 PM
I don't worship the devil. Jesus is Lord, friend. He died for your sins. He will forgive you if you just ask.
rikwad
October 09, 2024, 07:57:21 PM
Sorry, I couldn't resist my inner asshole.
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