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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #330 on: April 29, 2014, 10:03:48 PM »
https://music.yahoo.com/news/master-willie-nelson-gets-5th-degree-black-belt-023544096.html

Yeah. Took him 20 years to get a black belt. He was probably sitting there for half of it seeing everyone else sitting in a line around the edge mat thinking, "God damn, when's that joint gonna get to me? This is slowest dope circle I ever sat in"
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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #331 on: April 29, 2014, 11:16:55 PM »
Yeah. Took him 20 years to get a black belt. He was probably sitting there for half of it seeing everyone else sitting in a line around the edge mat thinking, "God damn, when's that joint gonna get to me? This is slowest dope circle I ever sat in"

And "Al Bundy", too. (16 years)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSSt5OQ4zHc  :)

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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #332 on: April 30, 2014, 08:51:47 PM »

Yeah. Took him 20 years to get a black belt.

I guess u didn't notice. He got 5th-degree black belt
An honorary black belt is the karate world's way of honoring non-karate achievement

More about Karate Black Belt Ranks and Titles http://www.minrec.org/wilson/pdfs/Belts%20and%20Ranks%20-%20Black%20Belt%20Ranks%20and%20Titles.pdf
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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #333 on: May 11, 2014, 04:31:24 AM »
2014 Eurovision Winner

WTF.
And I thought my neighbor was weird.

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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #334 on: May 12, 2014, 08:37:57 AM »

Tom Neuwirth stage name Conchita Wurst   wurst = sausage

I guess he wouldn't won without "beard"...


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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #335 on: May 12, 2014, 04:37:05 PM »

Tom Neuwirth stage name Conchita Wurst   wurst = sausage

I guess he wouldn't won without "beard"...


http://youtu.be/-ZIr49Hp2LM
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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #336 on: May 12, 2014, 06:27:52 PM »
I prefer for my women to have less facial hair than me.  :eek: :ohlord:
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« Reply #338 on: May 25, 2014, 06:27:30 AM »
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« Reply #340 on: May 29, 2014, 03:12:23 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/05/29/chicago-skydeck-on-103rd-floor-begins-to-crack-under-family/

Make sure to scroll the picture to see the view through the clear glass.
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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #342 on: June 02, 2014, 03:48:28 PM »
This article made me  :lolsign:

http://news.kron4.com/news/tennessee-woman-defiant-in-face-of-baby-in-the-wedding-dress-outrage/



what the fuck kind of brain do you have to have to drag your baby on the floor during your wedding? If you read her twitter postings at the bottom, this lady is fucking loony. the whole article is out of the twilight zone
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