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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #360 on: July 13, 2014, 06:16:11 AM »
http://mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/ap/2014/07/10/Whoops_Police_say_tow_truck_tried_to_snag_cop_car.html

He picked the wrong car to tow  :lolsign:

Years ago when I worked at a gas station, I worked with one of these guys who seem to be infatuated with being or looking like a cop.
You have probably seen people who have cars that look like cop cars.  This guy was one of those guys and on top of it he had already served time when I worked with him.  One night when he was on call as the tow driver, he stole/towed a police car and took it to a remote area and stripped it.  The next day another guy was driving the tow truck and got pulled over and roughed up/arrested for it.  The cops matched the tire thread and a scuffed up paint on the wrecker where it had brushed against the stolen cop car (Red paint).  The innocent guy was cleared after the police called the owner and then went to the other guys house and found the stolen police gear.   :dohdohdoh:
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« Reply #362 on: July 18, 2014, 08:15:18 PM »
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« Reply #363 on: July 18, 2014, 08:46:53 PM »
Maybe the boys at the Daytona lockup can help him make BOTH sides of his face match. :fight:
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« Reply #364 on: July 21, 2014, 09:44:00 AM »
'My entire house has been stolen': Romanian arrived at his holiday home to find it had disappeared and a field of corn had been planted in its place

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698902/My-entire-house-stolen-Romanian-arrived-holiday-home-disappeared-field-corn-planted-place.html

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« Reply #365 on: July 22, 2014, 06:05:02 AM »
That's fucked up. I'm guessing "nobody" saw what happened because his neighbors were in on the operation.

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« Reply #366 on: July 24, 2014, 11:10:42 AM »
My Gosh!  :afro:
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« Reply #367 on: July 24, 2014, 11:18:33 AM »
hahaha what a retard using a fire to kill a spider hahah fucken retard lol lol lol
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« Reply #368 on: July 24, 2014, 11:22:58 AM »
yeah I agree how can the next door neighbor not have seen what happend an other retard in my book lol 
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« Reply #370 on: August 10, 2014, 07:31:21 AM »
Picking Up Girls In A Lamborghini Without Talking!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbYNAZxcWh4

This prank is excellent.
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« Reply #371 on: August 13, 2014, 02:06:26 PM »
On a scale of 1 to HOLY SHIT, how ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffucked up is this?

https://www.yahoo.com/health/transgender-parents-speak-out-about-what-makes-a-family-94649793492.html
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« Reply #372 on: August 13, 2014, 11:50:01 PM »
On a scale of 1 to HOLY SHIT, how ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffucked up is this?

As for the parents, if their happiness is as authentic as it appears in the photos, then I suppose I'd congratulate them on having been able to surmount some rather unusual hurdles to find that happiness.

As for the kids, I suppose it's not a huge leap from other kids who are being raised by openly bisexual or homosexual parents. One would hope they won't be exposed to an inordinate degree of bigotry from within whichever community they're raised in.

Overall I think I'm with Bob in the comment section: "The most shocking thing about this article is learning that Ricki Lake still has a talk show."


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« Reply #373 on: August 14, 2014, 06:18:29 AM »
Yeah yeah yeah, let's all be all lovey-dovey and live and let live and all that shit. I'm all for personal liberty when an individuals personal liberty does not intersect with mine in a negative way. None of that was really the fucked up part.

It's just... weird as shit. I mean how did that conversation go? "Okay. Now. Let's chop my dick off, and then we'll sew it on you. Then we'll cut your tits off, and glue 'em on me. I'll get a buzz cut, you'll grow your hair out. Then we'll trade closets, sides of the bed, nightstands, etc. We won't even have to move anything. It'll be fucking great!"

I mean... at that point, why even get a damn sex change? Save the money on the operations and hormone therapy and everything else and just buy yourselves some fancy new cars or something.

And how do you even make fun of these kids in school? It's just too damn confusing! "Yo momma so ugly that I wouldn't fuck her with yo other momma's daddy's momma's momma's dick... right? Is that right? Shit, somebody get some paper and a pencil so I can diagram this shit out, hold on."

Even a couple morally bankrupt Godless atheists like ourselves can probably agree... it makes shit even more awkward for these kids, when being a kid is already awkward and hard enough.
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« Reply #374 on: August 16, 2014, 08:42:24 PM »
I do believe that this fits the bill for "strange" in more ways than one.

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