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Re: The Fight Thread
« Reply #120 on: March 02, 2013, 10:32:26 PM »
OOOH put silva back in japan and he wrecks shit. ha wont be surprised if he fails a drug test after that one.
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« Reply #121 on: May 25, 2013, 09:21:39 PM »
YAY! It's finally here! The main event! UFC 160! Cain Velasquez vs Antonio "Bigfoot" Sil... aaaaaaaand it's over. Thanks for coming! Drive safe!

Glad I didn't pay money to see that. It's like the hottest stripper in the club grinding your shit for a month until your dick is about to pop like an overfilled water balloon, FINALLY you get to take her back to the private VIP area for some real action, and the second you walk in there she bites your right testicle off, hits you in the face with a toaster, and leaves you laying there.
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« Reply #122 on: May 27, 2013, 06:21:28 AM »
Sorry for your loss  :raincloud:
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Re: The Fight Thread
« Reply #123 on: May 27, 2013, 11:45:14 AM »
Nah, who I really feel sorry for is Bigfoot Silva. Dude fought his heart out in his last couple of fights, and his last win over Overreem was one of the coolest knockouts I've ever seen. He begged and pleaded with Dana White to get a shot at the heavyweight title, and he finally set it up. He dreamed of the opportunity for the longest time and finally got it. He trained hard for months and thought about nothing else in all that time. Then the big night arrives and before it's begun, it's over. Gotta be so depressing for him. He'll probably never get another shot at it either. He's just too slow though. Velasquez is out of his league. I was rooting for Silva, but I didn't realistically expect him to be able to do it. Didn't expect him to get beat down so quick either. God damn, that was brutal.

His name "Bigfoot" is because he's a big big man, but he still only had about 3 inches of reach advantage on him. That 3 inches ain't jack shit against a guy like Cain Velasquez when you can't deliver shots with a swift pop.

Probably the next challenger for Velasquez will be Dos Santos for 3rd time. I don't expect it to go any different than the 2nd fight either though. Dos Santos was playing way too cautious against Mark Hunt. Hunt's a slow mover like Bigfoot Silva, so playing it slow and cautious against Velasquez ain't gonna cut it. I still say Dos Santos got nothing but lucky that first time he took the heavyweight title from him. That's the only way he beats him again.
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Re: The Fight Thread
« Reply #124 on: May 27, 2013, 12:19:49 PM »
Yes to that.. I think it might be Roy v. Bigfoot next. I know the fans would want roy v. hunt, but roy would destroy him imo. Ranking-wise and how one-sided Cain took bigfoot out, it would make sense for roy v. bigfoot.

When Roy and Santos originally fought, Santos was on a roll and not looking cautious like he did against Hunt. Roy took FARRRR more harder punches from Santos than Hunt did and never even staggered. Not to mention Roy has gotten a lot better since.

I'd still like if it it were Roy v. Mark Hunt. Roy is always punching up at people, fighting dudes that are 4-6 inches taller than him. Fairly sure Mark Hunt would get dropped like a hot rock from a downward angled country bomb.
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Re: The Fight Thread
« Reply #125 on: May 27, 2013, 01:14:50 PM »
Amen to that. Roy Nelson looks EONS better than he did when he started out. He's got that deadly, sneaky, and accurate-as-fuck overhand that he loves throwing in at the end of a combo. But lately he's shown that he's a great grappler too. VERY surprising out of him. He looks like nothing but some off the street barroom brawler you'd see at a Toughman competition, but he's got a lot more than the power in his fists to offer up. Could be looking at the next heavyweight champ in Big Country.
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Re: The Fight Thread
« Reply #126 on: May 27, 2013, 01:33:04 PM »
hunt before his last fight would of wrecked nelson. Currently who knows, it seems when you take a beating like that you clearly do not come back as strong.  Everytime a fighter gets fucked up like that it seems they never come back the same. Except that british fucker michael bisping. He got his face dented in pretty badly and beat some pretty hardcore fighters. Still hate him tho.
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« Reply #127 on: May 27, 2013, 01:35:34 PM »
Shit man, hunt ko'd kongo his match before fighting santos, and it was a far less impressive fashion than when Roy did so. Maybe you mean a match or two even prior to that, though.
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« Reply #128 on: May 27, 2013, 05:44:04 PM »
Hunt is a good ass fighter. In my mind better then roy. Id put money on hunt.
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Re: The Fight Thread
« Reply #129 on: July 06, 2013, 11:09:55 PM »
How awesome was it to see Anderson Silva get the he-bitch diva dogshit conked out of him in that fight? That shit was SOOOOO satisfying to see. So I think it's safe to assume all the shit people talked about him being "afraid" of fighting St Pierre was absolutely true. My take on the fight... Anderson Silva knew in the first round when Wiedman took him to the ground that he wasn't gonna be able to walk all over him for another easy win. So instead of buckling down and fighting for real, he decided to play mr. smartass and taunt the shit out of him in hopes of pissing him off so he'd make a mistake (and it kinda worked) and be able to potshot him with a quick jab or front kick. Fucking dumbass acted like an idiot and got his fucking bell rung.

I hate seeing that shit. I don't wanna watch some jackass strut around the cage like a skinny black Kenny Powers. I watch UFC to see god damn fighters fight. If I wanna see retarded showboat theatrics, I'll watch WWE. And I don't wanna see that shit, so I don't watch it. Am I the only one who's starting to get a little tired of how the UFC does shit? Honestly, anyone who watches MMA should've known that the Swanson vs Siver fight should've been bumped up to the co-main event or the fight just before the co-main. That fucking Gracie circle-jerk fight was a lame ass snoozefest marketing ploy to get the Brazilian fans tuning in. Maybe the Gracies were hot shit back in the early days of UFC, but these days they're way the fuck too one-dimensional to be able to stand a chance in the UFC. All they know is grappling and that's about it, period. These days, you can throw a handful of 5 rocks into the UFC and you'll hit at least 3 or 4 fighters would could hang with any one of the Gracies in the grappling game on their best day... plus those 3 or 4 guys will also be able to stand up and punch them into a bloody pulp.
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« Reply #130 on: July 14, 2013, 05:04:53 PM »
HO HO HO! Merry fucking Christmas to all UFC fans! Looks like we'll get a rematch of Weidman vs Silva a little sooner than expected. I think it's kinda dumb that the next guy in line doesn't get bumped up to take a shot at Weidman, but it ain't so bad. Hopefully it'll be a much more interesting fight to watch this time around. Hopefully Silva will take this one SERIOUSLY rather than acting like a retarded breakdancing Mohammed Ali again.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/anderson-silva-rematch-chris-weidman-dec-28-las-230738318.html
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« Reply #131 on: July 15, 2013, 07:13:28 AM »
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« Reply #132 on: July 21, 2013, 08:06:38 AM »
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« Reply #133 on: July 21, 2013, 09:31:37 AM »
Hehe, well from the dialogue, DiSabato is clearly avoiding addressing the comments about failure to pay fighters what he owes them, so... I'd say he's avoiding it because he knows Roy's right.
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« Reply #134 on: July 30, 2013, 09:09:58 AM »
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