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« Reply #1200 on: October 31, 2015, 02:51:34 PM »
Warsteiner Oktoberfest marzen ist gut. I usually don't like Warsteiner and consider it the Budweiser of German beers (which is still lightyears better than the Budweiser of American beers, aka Barfweiser), but this stuff is really decent. Lighter and a lot less bitter than regular Warsteiner. This is one of the things I LOOOOOOOOVE about Fall. Football season, the holidays, and all the great Oktoberfest brews hitting the store coolers. Save some money before October's over, find your favorite, and then buy the fucking store out of everything they have, and proceed to drink on it until Thanksgiving or later if you have enough.

Between all the Warsteiner Oktoberfest and Paulaner Oktoberfest I have piled up in and around my basement fridge (yeah, I went a little nuts... YOW-LOW NIGGA!), it's gonna be Oktoberfest in my house until New Years. :D
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« Reply #1201 on: November 15, 2015, 08:54:30 PM »
Always a problem when you drunk and fucked up on Sunday  :righteous:

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« Reply #1202 on: November 15, 2015, 09:00:21 PM »
oh yeah and I am drunk as fuck right now  :peace:

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Re: im drunk
« Reply #1203 on: April 27, 2016, 08:10:51 AM »
Dear whoever invented percocet,

You are awesome.

Sincerely, me.
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« Reply #1204 on: July 01, 2016, 07:06:51 PM »
Son of a bitch. Just took a water bug full in the mouth that found his way in my beer. Fuck you water bug.
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« Reply #1205 on: July 01, 2016, 07:13:02 PM »
Just took a swig of east Carolina vinegar sauce and a shot of whiskey, no longer feel like he's crawling in my throat still. But nonetheless screw those little bastards.
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« Reply #1206 on: July 01, 2016, 07:26:35 PM »
Protein. If Bear Grylls can do it, so can you.
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« Reply #1207 on: July 02, 2016, 04:11:28 PM »
 :bananaw00t: :beer:
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« Reply #1208 on: September 04, 2017, 11:59:03 AM »
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« Reply #1209 on: September 16, 2017, 08:22:39 PM »
Drinking this Scottish imported Innis & Gunn Rum Oak Aged beer shit. It SOUNDED tastier than it really is. I should've known better. Beer is a fermented beverage, but it isn't exactly something you should "age", and even this shit isn't really "aged". According to the label, it's been aged 57 days with rum oak chips in it. Pfft, it could sit on a grocery store shelf that long too, who cares. It does taste a little oak-y like I expected, but it tastes more like someone mixed some oak aged red wine in with some beer. 6.8% alc/vol too, which I never like anyway. I like my beer under 6%, closer to 5% preferably. Above 5.9% and the alcohol fumes kinda overpower the barley and hops. Just my opinion, not a popular one.

It's "interesting", but I wouldn't call it "GOOD" at all. Tastes more like wine than beer. Would NOT recommend.

Oktoberfest brews are all over now. Been kinda partial to this Leinenkugel Oktoberfest. Ist gut. WOULD recommend.
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« Reply #1210 on: October 08, 2019, 11:59:59 AM »
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