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Bot Drop / exec wallhack.cfg

« on: December 31, 2017, 12:22:47 AM »

A condump excerpt for your reading pleasure.

.....
skjol changed name to shitmas
NINxSIN melted.
Karpov almost dodged [cc]serach's rocket
shitmas was popped by Krycek's grenade
Krycek tripped on his own grenade.
NINxSIN ate [cc]serach's rocket
NINxSIN ate [cc]serach's rocket
[cc]serach almost dodged Krycek's rocket
NINxSIN ate Krycek's rocket
Krycek ate NINxSIN's rocket
[cc]serach ate Karpov's rocket
Karpov saw the pretty lights from shitmas's BFG
shitmas almost dodged NINxSIN's rocket
Krycek was blown away by Karpov's super shotgun
Karpov was blown away by [cc]serach's super shotgun
shitmas was blown away by [cc]serach's super shotgun
Karpov was popped by Krycek's grenade
shitmas melted.
Krycek ate NINxSIN's rocket
[cc]serach almost dodged NINxSIN's rocket
shitmas was popped by Krycek's grenade
[cc]serach ate Karpov's rocket
Karpov blew himself up.
shitmas: exec wallhack.cfg
shitmas ate NINxSIN's rocket
Karpov was blown away by [cc]serach's super shotgun
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
       [cc]serach   239      7.53      30
           Karpov   223      7.54      28
          NINxSIN   207      7.54      26
           Krycek   180      7.35      22
          shitmas     0      1.33       0

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




WareHouse

WARNING: A cl_maxfps value of over 100 is strongly discouraged
R1Q2 separates network and rendering so a cl_maxfps value > 30
is rarely needed. Use r_maxfps to control maximum rendered FPS

|iR|Focalor entered the game
anticheat |iR|Focalor is not using anticheat.
[cc]serach entered the game
anticheat [cc]serach is not using anticheat.
shitmas entered the game
anticheat shitmas is not using anticheat.
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
usage: connect <server>
Karpov was cut in half by [cc]serach's chaingun
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm8.cfg
]was that a joke?
|iR|Focalor: was that a joke?
Karpov was railed by Krycek
shitmas ate [cc]serach's rocket
Karpov was railed by Krycek
NINxSIN was railed by shitmas
Karpov was railed by Krycek
NINxSIN was cut in half by shitmas's chaingun
shitmas was melted by [cc]serach's hyperblaster
shitmas: fucker
NINxSIN was blown away by Karpov's super shotgun
[cc]serach was railed by Karpov
Karpov was railed by NINxSIN
shitmas cratered.
shitmas: holy fucktards
NINxSIN was railed by Krycek
[cc]serach was railed by Karpov
]condump skjolwhexec

I asked him if it was a joke and got no response, so perhaps it was NOT a joke. I stayed on for several minutes after making the condump, watching his play but not recording it, and perhaps I should've. Just before he quit, he had been prefiring a BFG and turning to point at a player on the other side of a wall, and despite his apparent medium skill level at aiming and movement, he didn't display any sound awareness I could notice. I seem to remember this players name (skjol) because I've seen them several times before and noticed odd or fishy behavior from them on one or two occasions.

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/dev/random / The Christmas 2017 thread

« on: December 22, 2017, 08:03:31 AM »

That's right, I said "CHRISTMAS". Because I never miss a chance to troll someone.

That reminds me. I was at the mall the other day with my old man helping him pick out Christmas gifts for my mom. He was buying her some perfume at the perfume counter in Macy's. The lady helping us had one of those head scarf things on and was VERY OBVIOUSLY Muslim. After purchasing the shit, he wished her a, and I quote, "Merry Christmas." LOL. I told him, "That's like offering a Jew a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich."

Anyway, as usual, I gotta post my favorite dirty X-mas album again, Matt Rogers Rated X-Mas.

You can't find this album in stores or for sale online anymore. It was pulled shortly after it came out due to royalty or copyright issues or something. Apparently the albums creator thought all the songs were old enough to be public doman, but some of the songs he was parodying were actually copyrighted or something and he never paid for the rights, so he was forced to pull it. However, a few people already had it, and they posted the songs on Napster which distributed them to TONS of people, and these days you can still find some of those songs uploaded to youtube, which I'm pretty sure is where I collected all these and converted them to MP3, which explains some of the less-than-terrific audio quality on some of the songs. Anyway, enjoy!

http://focalor.tastyspleen.net/mp3/rated_xmas_album.zip

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Bot Drop / Re: There Is No Alias (but I was in half a dozen clans)

« on: December 18, 2017, 09:18:55 PM »

Please keep never proofreading anything.

You can act like president and can slap you with me dick and you can call me BILL CLINTON ;(


I've tried having an intelligent... conversation

Pfft. Sure. Just not in THIS thread, I guess. Or no... Thread this can have no intelligence talk for you. English very bad is. Yoda, you are?

OKAY HILLARY IF YOU SAY SO

I fucking DO say so, you little bitch. Tell me more about the homo erotic fantasies you have.

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/dev/random / Attention Photobucket users/scamees

« on: July 14, 2017, 08:32:14 AM »

Like millions of other folks, I've been using Photobucket to host images that I upload to their service and then link them on these and others forums. It's what they call 3rd party hosting. It's pretty much the only thing anyone ever signed up with Photobucket for to begin with. Well the other week, and then AGAIN today, I get this in my email...

http://photobucket.com/p500/

Apparently they're gonna cut off all 3rd party hosting to all users who are not premium account members. And the premium account only costs a tiny measly little FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS PER YEAR! I'd venture to guess that probably only less than .0001% of all users will opt to cough up 400 bucks a year to use their slow crappy censored-as-fuck service.

I've read a little bit around the web and quite a few people say that Photobucket has blocked all their images from displaying on forums. I've gotten two emails so far with a copy of whats on the webpage, but it appears as though my images are still linking. So... I dunno what the fuck the deal is. Sounds like a total scam to me. I dunno why Photobucket would effectively drive all their users away, especially when like I said, their uploading service tends to be slow and buggy. What kinda fucking moron came up with this latest business plan? I've been fairly unhappy with the service ever since I started using it. The shitty ads they eyeball-rape you with make everything run slow as turtle shit. Knowing how annoyingly slow the service is, I wouldn't pay 40 dollars a year for it, much less the abso-fucking-lutely ri-goddamn-diculous 400 dollars per year. That works out to about 34 bucks a month... just to post a couple of stupid memes on messageboards. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, PLEASE!

Phaggotbucket.

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art, music, etc. / Chris Cornell (1964-2017)

« on: May 19, 2017, 03:56:18 PM »

The spoonman ...is dead. That sucks. Always liked Soundgarden and Audioslave, and especially what he brought to those two bands. (Tom Morello is overrated imo)

According to an article I read, he was found with some kinda exercise band (I guess a headband maybe?) around his neck, which was apparently looped through a carabiner clip, and then I guess that carabiner was hooked either into the hole in the strike plate of a door frame where the latch bolt fits, or maybe it was hooked over the door hinge.

Anyway, what I'm getting at is that it's not a "usual" suicide by hanging. Usually if someone's going to hang themselves, they tie something around a ceiling fan or a light fixture overhead, then put their head through the noose, then kick over a chair they're standing on and hang with their body completely suspended. Because even if you WANT to die REALLY REALLY BAD, if you have a chair or something under you, you're probably going to instinctively stand back up and relieve the pressure so you can breathe. If he was in a sitting position against a doorframe as this information suggests, I'm almost led to believe that suicide was not the intent.

I'm kinda wondering if this wasn't another David Carradine style masturbating accident. (That's fucking horrible to think about, isn't it, haha! That we all remember David Carradine for that.) I'd be willing to bet that it was, and his family doesn't want the world to think of his final moments being... uh... you know... like THAT. I mean, would YOU want to be remembered that way? Some of us wouldn't give a shit either way, but whatever.

From what little info we have so far, an excessive dose of anxiety medication is believed to be what motivated him to kill himself. I don't believe it though. I think the large dose of medication was taken for recreational purposes, and while in the midst of ANOTHER recreational one-man activity, he passed out and it led to him accidentally choking himself to death.

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art, music, etc. / Morbid Angel

« on: April 22, 2017, 08:16:11 AM »

Hadn't been paying attention to anything Morbid Angel's been doing since... that last album... THAT one... if you know Morbid Angel, you know that one I'm talking about: Illud Divinum Insanus released in 2011. I was pretty excited when I heard that original vocalist/bassist David Vincent was rejoining the band. But then when the album came out and I heard it in it's entirety, I was like... "Dude... What the hell is this shit!?!" Because they've been known since the beginning as being the fastest, most brutal, most evil sounding death metal band out there. And half of the album was exactly what you'd expect from Morbid Angel. Lightning fast double bass drums that sound like a full throttled propeller plane engine, searing speedy riffs that sound like lava flowing out of the guitar, etc etc. But the other songs were just... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?! Guitarist Trey Azagtoth has been known to include many weird experimental and ambient tracks to albums that aren't really full songs, they're usually just smaller ideas and tinkerings he did and then wedged them onto the album somewhere just for brief interludes between songs. But some of this crap on Illud Divinum Insanus was just... SOOoooo not what Morbid Angel ever does. Very industrial and disco and almost upbeat radio-friendly pop sounding.

Anyway, so that's why I've been kinda ignoring them. Apparently David Vincent was to blame for those awful songs, and that's probably why he's no longer with the band. So after that experience, I hope he never returns again. The shit he did with the band in the first half of the 90's was awesome. But if that's the kinda shit he's gonna contribute to the band, I prefer if he'd stay the fuck away and stop shitting on my good memories of the bands past.

I looked around online earlier attempting to see if the band had released anything else since that "stuff" in 2011. Found out that yet another original member will most likely never be playing with the band again. The two mainstays in the band has always been guitarist Trey Azagtoth and drummer Pete Sandoval. But it seems as though now Morbid Angel is just Trey and... whoever he decides to tap for the other roles. Pete is out. Apparently Pete has become a born-again Christian.

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/former-morbid-angel-drummer-pete-sandoval-how-i-fell-in-love-with-god/

Pretty surprising. I kinda figured he'd be one of the LAST guys who'd ever join the Jesus fan club. I dunno about the rest of the original band, but I know that David Vincent was a prominent member of the Church of Satan, not sure if he still is or if he resigned at any point, which I doubt he has. And judging from that and the lyrical content of their songs, I'd assume that anyone in the band at any point would be of a similar mindset.

That sucks a lot, though. Over the years, Pete has forged a drumming sound that is unique and instantly recognizable. Many drummers out there could probably join the band and then copy his style verbatim, but then people might think it's really lame that they're obviously plagiarizing his style. When bands replace longtime members like Pete, they typically intentionally avoid hiring anyone that would copy the person they're replacing because it feels disingenuous to the band itself as well as to the fans. Which means Morbid Angel will probably never again sound just like the great Morbid Angel from 1993's Covenant and 1995's Domination. 

See? Why does religion have to fuck the world like this? Hasn't it done enough to make mankind miserable without robbing us of our rock and roll heroes? He says he did it basically because his old lifestyle was killing him. But he might as well be dead already. Because since he's found Jewzus, he's never gonna be in any band that will put out anything worth a shit. He's gone. He's already gone. He'll have nothing meaningful to offer ever again.

If drugs and alcohol was killing him... then just GET FUCKIN' SOBER! I did it. Anyone can do it if they want to bad enough. I didn't need religion to do it. I did it for ME. Ugh. Weak fuckin' people, man.

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Jokes / Hitler memes

« on: April 16, 2017, 04:59:31 PM »

He's famous! He's sexy! He's Hitler! And there's so many fucking meme's of his awesome ass across the world wide web that he deserves his own thread. Heil zee original king of comedy, zee Fuhrer, Adolf "Sexy Legs" Hitler!







(1,488 bonus points if you can guess who this was originally picture of)

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coop / Mara-coop

« on: March 30, 2017, 10:03:01 AM »

I've seen several folks playing on some kinda "mara-coop" server in the independent zone, and I tried connecting to it. It downloaded some kinda pak0.pak and a bunch of other shit, but then when it went to connect me, the console said "|iR|Focalor joined the game", but then the console just stuck right there on a black screen, it didn't load me into the map or anything else. When I went to go shut the game down and try again, I noticed my custom menu was all funky as if there was a conflict with some other kinda pak resizing my personal paks menu banner images. What's the deal here?

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/dev/random / UFC 194 poll: Jose Aldo vs Connor McGregor

« on: November 20, 2015, 02:25:17 PM »

HOLY SHIT. UFC 194 is gonna be killer. Besides the featuring one of the most anticipated bouts in UFC history for unification of the Featherweight title in the main event, it's also gonna feature a fight between Chris Weidman and Luke Rockhold for the Middleweight title. Two title fights in one night.

Additionally, Ronaldo Souza vs Yoel Romero in a middleweight matchup. Niiiiiiice. Not enough?

Jiu Jitsu superstar Demian Maia vs BJJ black belt Gunnar Nelson in another welterweight fight.

Also, featherweights Max Holloway and Jeremy Stephens will undoubtedly slug it out.

This whole main card is stacked with great matchups. Can't fucking wait!

I'm gonna go ahead and predict a win for Jose Aldo. I like Connor McGregor, he's a terrific boxer with SHITLOADS of power in his hands, but from what I saw in his last fight against Chad Mendes, he totally sucks at grappling and doesn't have much chance of getting off his back if the fight goes to the ground against a BJJ-based mixed martial artist opponent like Jose Aldo. I think Aldo saw McGregor's last fight and noticed his weak ground game too. So more than likely, he's gonna stand and strike with him a while, maybe throw a bunch of hard lower leg kicks like he's renowned for hoping to kick him off his feet, then swarm on top of him when he goes down. Either he'll ground-n-pound him out or submit him if McGregor fights too much from the bottom.

Then again... Like I said, McGregor's got EONS of punching power. He's crafty, slick, and sneaky with it too. It didn't take too many punches and he crumpled both Chad Mendes and Denis Siver, both of whom have decent chins. You never know. McGregor might plink Aldo off standing up. That's what makes this such a great fight.

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Quake / To MRE (mystery? not really)

« on: February 20, 2015, 01:45:31 PM »

You are not iR-joe. No, you are not. You never were, and you never will be. You really really truly are? No. The only answer is no. No today, no tomorrow, no next fucking week, no next fucking year, and no for all of the rest of forever. You aren't fooling anyone. They have these things called ip numbers, and it allows people to trace your history as well as your geographical location. So cut the shit. No one is fooled. If you keep insisting on attempting to impersonate other members of the community, don't be surprised if the owner of the forums/servers decides to restrict your access until you come clean.

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Quake / |iR|Focalor's Pak v10 is NOW AVAILABLE!

« on: January 08, 2015, 06:37:32 PM »

At looooooooooooong last, my version 10 pak is FINALLY posted and available for download. A *LOT* of hours of work went into this one. Too many hours, for fuck's sake. Seriously. This one features lots of brand spanking new custom models, some old ones, and several stock models that I completely re-did the skin mapping and textures for to make them into high resolution skinned models. All new menus, icons, and all the fixin's like usual. Probably my best looking overall pak to date. I finally kinda-sorta know what I'm doing with PhotoShop, so this one looks a helluva lot less crude and shitty than the earlier versions I made.

Enjoy. Lemme know what you think or if you might have any requests for custom beer health pack skins that you'd like me to make to swap out for the ones included with the model in the pak. Can't promise anything, but I'll give it a shot.

Click the banner image at the top of this post to go to the preview and download page. Or click here, here, here, here, and finally, here.

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/dev/random / Christmas 2014 thread

« on: December 21, 2014, 07:25:42 PM »

An early Christmas gift to everyone here. And I'm pretty sure I posted this somewhere last year or the year before, but maybe you didn't download it, so here it is again. Everyone's favorite Christmas album for the whole family.

Click image to download (format: MP3 - 128k bitrate)

TRACK LISTING:
1. Drunken Santa's Coming to Town (parody of Santa Claus Is Coming to Town)
2. I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus (parody of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
3. Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer (parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
4. Suck on My Cock (parody of Jingle Bell Rock)
5. Frosty the Pervert (parody of Frosty the Snowman)
6. I Love to Choke My Chicken with My Hand (parody of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)
7. Have Yourself a 1-900-Christmas (parody of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas)
8. Have a Pornographic Christmas (parody of Holly Jolly Christmas)

Also had a few people ask me about my latest Q2 pak featuring lots of new custom models. I was hoping I could've had it out by Xmas, but there's no way that's gonna happen. Started working on it again last week, but there's still too much to do to get it out before Dec 25th. I'm hoping to have it done and posted by mid to late January... maybe... hopefully... we'll see.

Anybody doing anything special for Christmas? Besides getting HIGH, Thomas. That's not special. You're special. Anyway.

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Jokes / Things you should NEVER say to a woman

« on: November 08, 2014, 12:48:05 AM »

So I was fucking this chick and in the sweaty passionate heat of the moment she whispered to me, "I want you to do whatever you want."

So I got up, went to the kitchen, and came back 30 seconds later with a funnel and a bottle of ketchup. She said, "What the fuck!?!" I said, "I'm gonna stick the funnel in your butthole, squirt half the bottle of ketchup up there, then I'm gonna take the funnel out and you're gonna push the ketchup out of your butthole onto a pan of meatloaf, and then we're gonna serve it to your mother."

She just said, "Fuck you!", got all her shit and left.

"WHAT!?! YOU SAID I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!"

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/dev/random / The Official 2014-2015 Football Season Thread

« on: August 03, 2014, 05:36:33 PM »

The 5 or 6 month long religious holiday for men across America known as "football season" begins tonight with pre-season NFL football.

The holidays always put me in a better mood. I'm always a little nicer to strangers and more charitable this wonderful time of the year. Unless they're a Dallas Cowboys fan. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE! THEY SHOULD DIE OF GONORRHEA AND ROT IN HELL! 

Amen.

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Outdoor Activities / Wildlife

« on: July 16, 2014, 06:29:39 AM »

This is just cool.

http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/hand-raising-a-baby-songbird/

Kinda related,... over the weekend I stepped outside at about 12am to have a smoke. It was dark as hell out but I could barely make out something in the middle of the driveway in front of my garage door. Got closer and still couldn't make it out. I was figuring it was a toad because I've seen several toads on the driveway or walkway before at night just sitting and waiting for bugs to come by that they can eat. So I flicked my Zippo trying to get a better look at it and bent down trying to get closer. I was gonna poke it with a finger thinking if it were a toad, it would hop away. But by the time my finger got about 3 inches from it, I could finally see that it was something a little taller than a toad. Went back inside and got a flashlight, and it was a baby bird just sitting there not moving. They say that if you touch a baby bird with your hands, the mother won't have anything to do with it afterwards, so I nudged it with my foot just trying to see if it was even alive since it didn't move at the sight of me and a flashlight. It kinda hopped for about 3 hops and started chirping.

If it had been during the day, I would've just shooed it over under the trees where it's nest probably was, but it was night. And like I've said before, some of the neighbors around here leave their god damn cats out at night and I've seen them wandering around my yard at night before, even found dead birds and messes of feathers a few times where they've killed doves bedding down in the pinestraw flower bed/garden areas before. If cats would actually EAT the damn birds, that'd be one thing. But they don't. They just kill them for the fun of killing something. I would've felt bad if I came out the next morning and found feathers everywhere, so I got a little cardboard box and a hand towel and came back outside. Used the towel to cover the bird and put him into the box so I wouldn't touch it directly with my hands. Kept him inside in the box overnight. After about 20 mins it finally stopped scurrying around in the box and went to sleep. By the time the sun started coming it, it started chirping like nuts. So at about 9 or 10am, I put it back outside again. It already could hop and had all its regular feathers, so it was almost ready to learn flying anyway. Had it been much younger I might've kept it longer and fed it until it could fly. Didn't see it again out there later that day. So hopefully it made it okay. Either that or maybe one of the red tailed hawks in the area spotted it and snatched it up. That doesn't make me feel as bad as a cat getting it though. Hawks EAT baby birds all the time and actually survive off of them. Cats just kill them for no good reason.

So, see, I don't just KILL Bambi and shit like a mean ole redneck hunter. Not the first time I've ever given wildlife a helping hand either. Years back when I was completing some community service for a probation stint, I was working for the city at the local water/sewage department. Was out running a mower through one of the fields when I noticed a hawk getting after something on the ground by the pipeline. Rode over and he flew off with something in his claws. Looked around the ground where I saw him, and saw a shallow hole with these little guys all huddled together in the bottom. Baby jack rabbits. They're eyes weren't even open yet.







So I figured what I saw getting hauled off by the hawk was the mother because it was much larger than these little dudes. So rather than leaving them to become hawk food or starve to death on their own, I gathered them into a box, took them home that afternoon, and "tried" to raise them myself. Got a little eyedropper and some formula and tried feeding them but they just wouldn't eat more than a few tiny nibbles of it. Ended up having to take them the next day about 100 miles south to the one and only wildlife rehabilitation center in the entire state that would agree to take them on. Doubt they survived, the people there said that even with their expertise, they usually didn't have a lot of luck hand raising baby jack rabbits.