one time we ate mushrooms, and i never purposefully take shrooms, people just hand them to me...and i had like a zillion really strong everclear jello shots, and then they gave me a chocolate bar filled with schrooms..we poured gasoline in a bigass tupperware full of bacon and set it on fire, and i football tossed it over the fence into theneighbors yard, and the dog ate it, and its a big scary dog, and it went batshit insane from the gasoline and was frothingat the mouth and running around being nuts, and my friend whos house it was says we MUST retrieve the tupperware sothat we dont get blamed for killing the dog..after hours of carrying around swords, and other weapons, my friend devised a plan.SYRUP.he jumped over the fence grabbed the tupperware and when he went to jump back over the big picket fence he unloadeda bunch of maple syrup in the dog's eyes.victory was ours.the dog didnt die, but it was gone for 2 weeks, (dont feel sorry for it though , it barked constantly as was really mean.)then we decided to go kill a cow and eat it, which occupied the next six hours and ended in fail.
no i was M0NSTERZER0 / Zero[DFX] we spammed lots of boards and talked lots of shit... it was a hell of alot of fun.
i ate a quarter if indoor dank the last time i tripped, in april. 50$.. shrooms are ok, they've never done a whole lot for me though unless i eat atleast a Q and put dark side of the moon on repeat. But i don't trip anymore.. waste of money.
there's dry and wet shrooms. by dank I just meant good, not wet. typical indoor "good" dry shrooms, caps are light-colored and lanky with golden tips. The more vivid the colors, and a few other things, the better the caps.