im drunk

[jägermonsta]

something wrong with beast?

[|iR|Focalor]

...you mean something OTHER than the fact that it tastes like a horse piss and dumpster juice cocktail?

It should have a label on it: WARNING: NOT MEANT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!

Don't be so cheap. Splurge for some Paulaner Hefeweissen. 

[jägermonsta]

Don't be so cheap.

How bout you stop being such a pussy. 

I'll drink those fancy ales in the glass bottles now and then but Busch and Natural pack my fridge.

[|iR|Focalor]

How bout you stop being such a pussy. 

I'll drink those fancy ales in the glass bottles now and then but Busch and Natural pack my fridge.

Pussy? No, I just like myself enough NOT to drink pre-packaged sewage if at all possible.

It's really not "fancy". It's just that Americans have been force-fed shit beer for so long that many of us don't know the difference. Beers like Budweiser and Miller are our common beers, whereas people in Germany and Holland commonly drink Heineken, Becks, and Paulaner. Hell, even Corona isn't as nasty as most common American beers, although it does it contain the same objectionable additives.

But by all means, drink that formaldehyde filled bullshit that's on sale.

[jägermonsta]

Wait? Ok. Go. Talk more!

I don't care what your opinion is on your shitty beers. I'm going to drink what ever I want? mmk?

quantity > quality.

[DWxchzrles]

Becks is the best!

[|iR|Focalor]

I'm going to drink what ever I want? mmk?

NO! YOU'RE GOING TO DRINK WHAT I TELL YOU TO DRINK, EVEN IF I HAVE TO HOLD YOU DOWN, PUT MY BOOT ON YOUR THROAT AND POUR IT IN YOUR MOUTH!  You're the "angry drunk" type, ain't ya?

quantity > quality.

You say tomato, I say:
Reinheitsgebot > Formaldehyde

[jägermonsta]

NO! YOU'RE GOING TO DRINK WHAT I TELL YOU TO DRINK, EVEN IF I HAVE TO HOLD YOU DOWN, PUT MY BOOT ON YOUR THROAT AND POUR IT IN YOUR MOUTH!  You're the "angry drunk" type, ain't ya?

You don't have to pour it in my mouth. I drink all the beers you're talking about. However I have a problem buying 12 beers for the same price as 30 when I'm not going to stop and enjoy the beer anyhow. I'm just gonna pour it down my throat and get another one. See my point? Same thing goes for going to a bar in Boston and paying $7.50 for a pint of beer compared to a pitcher for <$6 at the dive near my apartment that I can walk to and from.

No, I'm not an angry drunk what so ever.

[|iR|Focalor]

LOL! Well if you're slamming beers for the sake of alcohol content, might I recommend a fifth of Smirnoff #57 blue label vodka. It's 100 proof, one of the cheaper vodkas, although it's definitely one of the ricier and funky tasting you could get. Goes swell with OJ for a quick morning pick-me-up. 

I hear ya on that one though, being a barfly is expensive as hell unless you're drinking Bud or Miller Lite by the bottle. The bar I used to frequent had a HUGE selection of beer. One whole wall of the place (probably 30 or 40 feet long) was nothing but beer taps. Oh it was beautiful! The beer menu was bigger than the damn food menu! They had all the plain-jane domestics, and more imports than you could shake a brick at. There probably isn't a beer made that I haven't tried. Ever had blueberry beer? No shit, it has a hint of blueberries! Speaking of drinking breakfast, it might go good with blueberry waffles. 

[jägermonsta]

LOL! Well if you're slamming beers for the sake of alcohol content, might I recommend a fifth of Smirnoff #57 blue label vodka. It's 100 proof, one of the cheaper vodkas, although it's definitely one of the ricier and funky tasting you could get. Goes swell with OJ for a quick morning pick-me-up. 

Yeah blue label is really one of the only vodkas I will touch. But trust me, I love liquor too. You see there's where I differ... I drop the $20-$25 on a 5th of some tasty whiskey. I don't drink liquor to ultimately get drunk... but I do with beer. Weird I guess and I never thought of that till now. Either way I'm an alcoholic and I stare at high school girls. I mean...

[jägermonsta]

You know what I think I figured it out. I drink BOTH to get drunk. I slam beers because it takes so much longer to get that buzz on where I can drop 4-5 black tooths in an hour and a half for the price of 12 naturals. Yeah those ales have almost double the alcohol content as a natty but they fill you up way to fast. Natural gives you a good piss to beer ratio, I like that.

[|iR|Focalor]

Eh, I was never too much of a fan of whiskey. I got a bottle of el cheapo Old Grand Dad one time, BLEGH!!!!! But scotch I liked. Scotch is typically more expensive than whiskey. A fifth of Jack might run you $30-$35, whereas a fifth of Johnny Walker Black will run you around $50. Then of corpse theres the rare Johnny Walker Blue, a little higher in alc content, which gets you on up into the $100+ range. It doesn't taste that much different from the 12 year old black label blend in my opinion.

True, the more robust flavored imports are more filling, but they are typically higher in alc/vol content in other countries. It wasn't until a few years ago that GA finally passed the law allowing the sale of beers with alc/vol contents higher than 6%.

Beer to piss ratio... I pour salt on the napkin to keep it from sticking to the bottom of the glass. I make sure I get it all over the bar too. That way no one wants to take my seat when I get up to take a piss. If someone moves my shit over one space to make room for someone else, I know it. The bar top is covered in liquor and beer labels under a laminate. I always sit in front of the Jager label. If I'm too drunk to talk coherently, I just point to the label and they pour me one. 

[haunted]

corona is shit. Worst and most expensive mexican beer, fuck that. I'd much rather have a budweiser.. same quality 2x cheaper and when it's cheaper, it tastes better. I'm drinking bluemoon right now cause my mom bought it. (free tastes even better)

[haunted2®]

corona is shit. Worst and most expensive mexican beer, fuck that. I'd much rather have a budweiser.. same quality 2x cheaper and when it's cheaper, it tastes better. I'm drinking bluemoon right now cause my mom bought it. (free tastes even better)

I agree.

[|iR|Focalor]

Some of the cheapER beers I'll drink. Bluemoon is good, I think it's a wheat beer if I'm not mistaken. Kinda cloudy, a little sweet. JW Dundees Honey Brown is good too. Michelob Amber Bock is drinkable. For darker beers I'd much rather have a Heineken Dark, or even better, Dinkel-Acker Dark. Anything Sam Adams is usually good. The Sam Adams cherry wheat is an interesting twist on hefeweisen, although nothing really beats Paulaner hefe. Franziskaner is damn good hefe too, very similar to Paulaner.

My bar is serious about beer. They even have an information page telling all about all the different kinds of beers, as well as liquor. An interesting read.
http://www.summits-online.com/about_beer.html