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Re: im drunk
« Reply #120 on: December 07, 2007, 08:12:34 AM »
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« Reply #121 on: December 07, 2007, 11:02:57 AM »
My first time,  some sober friends came over.  We played cards for hours :)
I could still ALMOST put together a poker hand,  but when it came my turn to deal
I couldnt even get all the cards turned the same way,  freaky shit,  was laughing so hard.
We kept playing,  I just didnt deal.

parents came home after awhile,  and was a real bummer when friends left.
Was my first time,  12-3 was great,  3-6 we played cards,  6-12 I had to deal with family,
12-3 tried so hard to get to sleep.  Didn't thikn it would last 15 hours.

or longer,  I had it come back REALLY hard at school the next day.
actually told my teacher what was up,  and he let me use his phone to call off work,
and let me go home for the day :)    Really wanted to know where I got it,  but he
dropped it after he figured I wouldnt tell.  Never told my folks either.

anyhow,  someone mentioned 'cards'  and it reminded me of the story.

I remember talking to my dad,  and the floor in the kitchen had one lil burn mark from a cig,
and I was watchin it,  and lookin around,  and suddenly there were HUNDREDS of lil burn marks
on the floor.    Spent at least 20 minutes trying to count the stairs,  never figured if it was 7 or 8.
kept moving on me.  Was a sunny day too,  every time a cloud crossed over the sun the whole house
became a 'moving shadow'     Folks had to know I was messed up second half,  I would chill in my room
for awhile till I got freaked out there,  then would go watch tv with the folks,  for about 5 minutes,  then get freaked out there,  then back to my room,..  was a cycle.  Had to repeat it like 10 times.

Mom and sis were out doing something girly for dinner,  and me and my dad ate at home,
nastiest spaghetti I ever saw.  Me at one end of the table and him at the other.
I swear the legs of the table curved in on themselves so they almost touched.
I've read the bending affect is at the upper end of dosage.

Never cleared my plate,  excused myself 'not feeling well'  and sat in the bath for like an hour.

Man,  as crummy as that second half was I went back for more.
second time weeks later was 100% fun

Mom took me to some department store...
but thats another story   :)
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« Reply #122 on: December 07, 2007, 11:06:31 AM »
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« Reply #123 on: December 07, 2007, 11:23:08 AM »
Salvia.
Kangix pulled up a bunch of you-tube vids of people on it when I brought it up.

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl08Tnun82k

Some wacky shit,  my rant was just about blotter.


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Re: im drunk
« Reply #124 on: December 07, 2007, 11:25:38 AM »
mmm blotter acid.

that's all I have to say.

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« Reply #125 on: December 07, 2007, 11:40:28 AM »
salvia was the craziest experience of my life....truly out of body sensations and the first time ive ever had auditory hallucinations...for a good minute, everyones voice (mine included) sounded exactly like those chipmunks and i couldnt stop laughing :ohreally:
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« Reply #126 on: December 07, 2007, 01:56:07 PM »
your friend holding his arm reminds me of my trip on salvia...

i was drunk and high and somebody handed me the pipe, and id done the shit before and it never did anything so he
bought the hardcore kind, and im hittin it like theres no tomorrow...

all of a sudden im floating out of my body and i get stuck in a wall, and all this WIERD shit is going on and it feels like
at least two weeks has gone by...

i go back to my body and get back in it, and i clutch my legs indian style and im staring intensely at my legs...

my friend says "dude you ok?"

and i ask "Where am i?" followed by "WHO AM I?!"

hehe

yeah i wasnt expecting any of that.

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« Reply #127 on: December 07, 2007, 02:02:33 PM »
it's go time, will report late if im not in a psych ward  :afro:
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« Reply #128 on: December 10, 2007, 12:20:53 PM »
it's go time, will report late if im not in a psych ward
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« Reply #129 on: December 10, 2007, 01:03:56 PM »
Well....I did them this weekend.


....WOW....I took an eighth of them within an hour....at first I got a real intense body buzz, it was a very familiar buzz (almost like id felt it before) then boom....colors were sharp, and I found myself touching things to check if they were in fact moving....it was a bit intense at first and a bit more than I intended...I considered throwing up to get rid of the feeling like Jager suggested....but I decided to give it another half hour...let me tell you this, I watched Constantine...a movie where Keanu Reeves plays some kind of...well I dunno exactly wtf he is, but he fucked with alot of demons that really fucked with my head.....I dunno why but even when shit wasn't funny, I found myself busting up crazy laughing---the television flickering shadows on all of the walls almost felt as if it tickled me......I swear I almosted passed out from lack of oxygen at least 3 times from just the pure laughing...I thought I had some laughable moments on bud, but I was mistaken--I will be trying shrooms again (next time will be even more fun due to the fact I now have a good idea how my body will react to it) except this time were gonna go to the Blossom Music Center light festival....they have it around these parts every year, MILLIONS of lights everywhere......wow im in for it

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« Reply #130 on: December 10, 2007, 02:05:26 PM »
---the television flickering shadows on all of the walls almost felt as if it tickled me......

That is funny - it is fun to hear how other people react to such drugs.

Glad it went well.

I would suggest to find a sober driver - driving while on them can be tough and dangerous.
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« Reply #131 on: December 11, 2007, 04:01:11 AM »
Blossom is kewl,   only ever been there in the summer.


!!!   I wanna sled the lawn!  !!!

We did it in mud one year,  why not snow?
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« Reply #132 on: December 11, 2007, 10:24:27 PM »
Well im crackin into some Colt 45 tonight (my fave choice of double malt beverages might I add)
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« Reply #133 on: December 12, 2007, 12:34:21 AM »
wow im fuckin wasted
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« Reply #134 on: December 12, 2007, 01:30:09 AM »
you remember colt 45 powermaster?
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