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Re: im drunk
« Reply #255 on: April 08, 2008, 10:43:26 PM »
when are you not drunk dude? (now dont get me wrong being drunk is the second best thing in the world an all but, i dont think i've ever seen you sober, keep it up man the whole world is rootin for ya!  lol   :headbang:

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« Reply #256 on: April 08, 2008, 11:08:46 PM »
AGH!!!!

I'm blind!!!
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« Reply #257 on: April 08, 2008, 11:17:15 PM »
woooooo slammed down about 3 40'oz of 211 tonight on top of about 5 bud lights-- im pretty fuckin smashed
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #258 on: April 09, 2008, 03:37:58 AM »
woooooo slammed down about 3 40'oz of 211 tonight on top of about 5 bud lights-- im pretty fuckin smashed

From my experience, the only way TO drink a 40 oz is to slam it back as fast as possible, otherwise it becomes room temperature half way through it. I usually started off drinking 12 oz singles to get the stomach primed. Then when those ran out, I could slam back a 40 oz or two at breakneck speed in order to finish myself off without upchucking any excess foamage.
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« Reply #259 on: April 11, 2008, 05:54:50 PM »
took 4 valium and working on my second 40'oz, this is gonna be a spinny night
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« Reply #260 on: April 11, 2008, 07:51:32 PM »
NOW I'M DRUNK!!
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Re: im drunk
« Reply #261 on: April 12, 2008, 07:01:24 AM »
took 4 valium and working on my second 40'oz, this is gonna be a spinny night

you might not remember posting this.  :rockon:
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« Reply #262 on: April 15, 2008, 10:23:11 PM »
took 4 valium and working on my second 40'oz, this is gonna be a spinny night

you might not remember posting this.  :rockon:

LMFAO!!!! You are correct, I don't remember posting that (in all seriousness) and I hope I remember posting this!!!!!!!!!   working on my forth double duce, and about to smoke some nice greenege, have a good night all!!!!!
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« Reply #263 on: April 15, 2008, 10:39:16 PM »
lol, beer and weed hardly ever makes me black out.. but valium............ or any benzodiazepines mixed with alcohol = no memory

btw, we had some of the second keg left over from this weekend, so I had 9 pints. i have work at 9am and its 1:40am. i've got this.
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« Reply #264 on: April 16, 2008, 04:26:39 PM »
got wasted last sat night and headed out into the woods for a bonfire around 2am... broke my ankle gathering wood. crawled back through the woods for hours.

friends and i are pretty sure its because we were making fun of some guy at the bar earlier who was in a wheel chair. fuck you wheels.
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« Reply #265 on: April 16, 2008, 08:36:05 PM »
That sucks. Good thing you don't really have to do anything too physical at work.
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« Reply #266 on: April 16, 2008, 08:55:19 PM »
damn jager that blows... hope you get better soon. i'm still trying to finish this keg, i'm on my 6th pint now.. lot more to go. another post will happen tonight
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« Reply #267 on: April 16, 2008, 09:52:52 PM »
can you even drive with a broken ankle? (never had a broken bone in my life.)
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« Reply #268 on: April 17, 2008, 12:02:50 AM »
stopped at 10 pints. my roommates suck.
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« Reply #269 on: April 17, 2008, 03:15:52 AM »
thanks  :beer:

yeah been able to work from home for the most part

sucks cause nascar race is coming up soon. gotta find me a wheel chair to get drunk like lieutenant dan.

can you even drive with a broken ankle? (never had a broken bone in my life.)

its the right foot so not easily or safely hah lucky for me my girlfriend works 9-5 only a couple miles away from where I do.
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