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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2013, 04:17:53 PM »
How to Succeed with Brunettes

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... later that night



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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #47 on: May 07, 2013, 05:24:55 PM »
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #48 on: May 08, 2013, 03:07:21 PM »
Rot in fucking prison you stupid bitch!

Jodi Arias Trial - VERDICT

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #49 on: May 08, 2013, 06:12:57 PM »
Celebrity trials...  :zzz: Some dumb cunt whore carved up her dumb cunt john and I'm supposed to give a fuck? Nah. 99 times out of 100 you know beforehand who you're dealing with. Break it off before it goes there or clip HER before she clips you. Same story, just different names. Only reason this shit gets on TV is because sick fucks need something like this to fill their otherwise boring lives. They'll throw themselves at the opportunity to watch this shit from the sidelines like it's entertainment, but they'd piss their pants with terror if anything remotely similar ever came creeping into their comfort zone.
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #50 on: May 08, 2013, 10:16:12 PM »
WHAT! This story despite being like the rest is still entertaining. It's like that one pop song that comes out on the radio that you hate, but still has a good tune to it. Sure it's the same bull crap story. But it's still fun :) I guess I am a sick fuck though(said with pride.):D
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2013, 09:07:38 AM »
http://videosift.com/video/The-Boondocks-Chronic-Bitch-Dependency

( Although I don't neccessarily endorse these sentiments,I'll post this here anyway)

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #52 on: May 27, 2013, 02:02:12 AM »
Women drivers... :ohlord:



If this dumb cunt makes it through a single race this year in the Sprint Cup without crashing, it'll be a fucking divine miracle.
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #53 on: May 27, 2013, 06:32:56 AM »
They should have a women's only league, wait they already have that, its called a demolition derby.
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2013, 07:07:24 AM »
Women drivers... :ohlord:



If this dumb cunt makes it through a single race this year in the Sprint Cup without crashing, it'll be a fucking divine miracle.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiz_QxGuWEw

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #55 on: June 28, 2013, 12:42:59 PM »
Ford's new 2014 F-150 Tremor.



It sports a 365hp 3.5L turbocharged EcoBoost v6 instead of the standard v8. Supposedly this turbocharged v6 actually packs more horsepower than the v8. It's a bit of a trick though. It's really only about 5 more hp, so it's really not enough that it makes much of a difference. Also, even though its a v6 and claims to be "EcoBoost", it really only gets about 1 or 2 mpg more than the v8. So if someone's looking for a full-size f150 class truck with mileage more like 4 cylinder Ranger or Toyata Tacoma, you're getting duped if a salesman tells you they are comparable. Not to mention that this motor is carrying a turbocharger. They add great acceleration power to an engine, but they don't last forever. Turbochargers can be very expensive to replace. You could end up spending 1300 bucks on a new turbo alone, not including any other parts and labor. In my opinion, unless you're really hands-on with your truck and you maintain the shit out of it like a little baby, I would suggest anyone stay away from turbochargers and superchargers when purchasing a vehicle. It's just one more thing to bite you in the wallet later.

The body design is pretty cool though. It's got rugged boxy lines. Looks pretty mean. I'm not impressed with their choice of finish though. That two-tone stripe down the side smacks of shit you'd see on some rusted out early 80's Ford Escort hatchback shit-mobile.

I'm pretty bummed that manufacturers are shifting more and more towards fitting motors with turbochargers to achieve more hp and better mpg. It makes a lot more sense to me to simply use a smaller and more efficient engine in a lighter overall vehicle.
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #56 on: June 28, 2013, 07:06:13 PM »
Haha

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« Reply #57 on: June 29, 2013, 05:54:50 AM »
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2013, 10:03:12 AM »
Ford = Fix or repair daily

Ford = Found on road dead

Ford = For obvious retard drivers


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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #59 on: June 29, 2013, 11:24:05 AM »
Aston Martin = AZ sucks testicles of negros ...maybe also retarded transsexuals if naked

Maserati = Maybe AZ sucks every retarded assholes testicles indefinitely
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Shoutbox isn't the place for rehashing this. Here's the thread about DM server spawn farthest from 2006/2007:

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but that's *NOT what the DM server is supposed to cater to

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It's not ideal for 1v1 situations, but that's what the DM server is supposed to cater to. Also, there are 7 other maps besides DM4 (actually 8 for the automatic mymap map between dm8 and dm1). I think there are more positives than negatives.

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It happens to better players too. I know I've been in first, or second place, only to die and spawn right next to the other leading player multiple times in a row, and having to dodge rockets in a narrow corridor without any weapons myself (other than blaster).

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I saw a clearly-new player earlier, and it spawned him like 3 or 4 times in a row right next to a better player. Instant death each time they spawned. I imagine that can be discouraging and frustrating, particularly when someone is trying to get a handle on the game. Spawn farthest would avoid this.
 

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Might be interesting to code a hybrid spawn function that doesn't focus on "farthest" so much as avoiding the few most congested spawn points?

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