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The Man Thread
« on: January 13, 2013, 10:19:37 PM »


This thread is for all things manly, including, but not limited to:
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Yes, ladies, you are better looking than that other woman at the mall and those jeans do not make your butt look big. Now go read another thread, you'll probably just find this one to be very boring.

I think she left... good.

So they finally unveiled the new 2014 Chevrolet Corvette C7. This thing is SEXY covered in SEXY. More info and lots of pics to beat your meat to here:
http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2013/01/all-new-corvette-stingray-fully.html?m=1

I've seen a few other pics scattered across the web of various 2014 Corvette Stingray "concept" cars, so I'm not sure if any of those will actually be an available body style or even if they really are planning to resurrect the old Stingray designs. There's also rumors that Chevy could possibly be considering bringing the Chevelle back. Who knows though. The automotive market is pretty tedious still. None of the remaining car companies can really afford to take the risk of producing anything that might turn out to be a failure.
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2013, 10:44:42 PM »
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2013, 07:53:55 AM »
Yeah, and some people are so stupid that if they had it THEIR way, there'd be a waiting period and background check on nail guns too. :sarcastic:
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2013, 11:41:09 AM »
Women on Trampolines! I miss that show.
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2013, 01:32:34 AM »
This thread smells gay  :bump:

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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2013, 08:01:22 PM »
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2013, 10:04:12 PM »


I do hereby notify all Men that I nominate Al Bundy as official "Man of the Century". As many of my fellow Men know, he was already crowned as "Man of the Century" last century when his tales of Uber-Manliness were divinely revealed through the Fox sitcom Married With Children which aired from 1987 to 1997, amen. But until a Man come forth who can carry the title (and maybe score 4 touchdowns in a single game like he did) and escape from the murky shadow of the ominous estrogen cloud usually referred to as "genuine respect for women", he will continue to hold the title.

If you have further nominations, feel free to share them, my fellow carriers of the sacred testicles.

And may I remind you... even if it's just a joke... DO NOT nominate Chaz Bono, lest your official NO MA'AM membership card be eternally revoked and you become forever exiled from the testicularian race.
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2013, 05:38:09 AM »
I second this opinion ^
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2013, 08:22:05 PM »
A truly wonderful website. All things Bundy! Amen.

http://www.bundyology.com/
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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2013, 08:02:12 AM »
Website  :bananaw00t:
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2013, 11:37:45 AM »
Hear ye, hear ye...

They call it "mankind" because men are the only kind that matter.
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2013, 05:00:02 PM »
Sum Fat Guy wins. Flawless victory. FATality
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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2013, 04:13:42 AM »
http://videosift.com/video/a-1988-look-at-vintage-cars-including-the-lovely-Citroen-DS

All about a VERY cool car my father owned.

I can attest to the smoothness of the ride,and have a quick story about the hydrolic system they mention : when I was a kid we were vacationing in Wildwood New Jersey,and there was a hurricane happening while we were there.  My Mom wanted to see the waves hitting the shoreline in the middle of it that night,so we piled in the car and drove out to the beach. We were soon at the head of long line of other drivers bent on the same mission,and the streets were so flooded I saw people kyacking along them. We wind up at the beach and I tell my father we were taking on water. No problem! With a flick of a switch the car rose 2 1/2 feet up and we drove off,leaving everyone else flooded and stuck!

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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2013, 07:43:55 AM »
As a Man of the Testicularian race, I can appreciate car talk, but I don't really think some french compact douchemobile qualifies as "manly". I advise you to BUY AMERICAN, YOU GOD DAMN COMMUNIST!
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2013, 03:13:03 AM »
To briefly address one particular idiot who was forcibly removed along with the unmanly nonsense that followed it...

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Focalor, why the hell do you have the confederate flag as your icon lol and how is that manly??

Have you ever seen that movie "Gone with the Wind" ?

Do you wish you were one of those white men with slaves still? rofl

Where in the hell do you even live? South Carolina?

Im guessing you hate everyone who isnt white, you eat meat and potatos, own 12 guns, have skinned possums in your closet like they are some kinda trophy,  drive some 30 yr old ford truck and have some deeply religious closed minded woman as ur "hoe".

Yes, I have seen Gone With The Wind. It is a fictional story by Margret Mitchell that was adapted into a screenplay. Coincidentally, she lived in a nice little house in Atlanta for a number of years. I have toured it. It was burned by arsonists twice in the 90's, probably people as pea-brained as yourself who don't realize that it is not a pro-Confederacy or racist novel.

Yes, I wish I had slaves. Doesn't matter what color they are. Mute ones so they can't bitch like you. But alas, I suppose the closest thing we'll have to settle for is women.

I do not and never have lived in South Carolina. I live in Georgia. I have lots of extended family that still live in Stone Mountain, the re-birthplace of the Ku Klux Klan in 1915. According to family history, none of my family living during that time were members of that movement. I am a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans, an organization that works to preserve the history of our ancestors who fought honorably in the Civil War. Preserving ones heritage is very manly, and I wouldn't expect you to understand it.

I do not hate everyone who isn't white. You're white and I don't much care for you. I eat meat and potatoes. I eat lots of things. I own guns. How many? None of your fucking business. I have never skinned a possum, although I'm sure I have hit a few with my truck before. I drive an American made Dodge truck. It's not a Ford. Although my grandfather did work for Ford Tractor for several decades and he drove nothing but Fords his entire life. I have never and will never own a foreign-made automobile. I also own a Harley Davidson motorcycle, another fine American-made machine. My "woman" is not deeply religious. She comes from a Greek Orthodox family, but she is very non-religious.

Please note that any and all further off-topicism will result in post removal and will not be addressed, and I may reserve the right to remove any future on-topic posts afterwards as a consequence.
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