Author Topic: The Strange and Interesting Thread (Read 372518 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #285 on:** February 28, 2014, 02:47:15 PM »

Quote from: Sgt. Dick on February 28, 2014, 02:03:56 PM

I have seen this chick in adds, now I know who she is

Not to bad looking by mugshot standards

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/02/28/florida-woman-dubbed-hot-convict-sues-website-over-mug-shot-photo/?intcmp=latestnews

That's an actual mugshot? Jesus, man. I just figured it was some kinda stock photo thing. Yeah, she takes a decent mugshot. They obviously use much different cameras in Florida jails than they do in Georgia jails. Because I haven't seen one single fucking mugshot from Georgia where the person in it didn't look like total stepped-on dogshit. It almost seems like they went to great lengths and did scientific studies to find cameras and lighting that would make ANYONE look horrible. It's almost a problem in my opinion. Because I've seen mugshots of people I know and the pictures make them look so fucking pasty and clammy and horrible that you almost can't recognize them. If something happens and an inmate escapes and then they have to pass out photos to help catch the person, they'll look totally different on the street.

I don't give a fuck what she did, nobody deserves to have one of the worst moments of their lives plastered all over the internet by people who aren't even cops. I hope that chick gets DUMPTRUCKS of money in a settlement against those fucking pricks. I know if I saw my mugshot plastered on a billion ads all over the entirety of the internet, I'd be pissed off beyond all consolation and I'd be looking to fucking kill somebody deader than hell.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #286 on:** February 28, 2014, 03:00:37 PM »

I'm almost positive that I've seen old episodes of Tales From The Crypt that happened just like this.

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/miss-man-declared-dead-wakes-body-bag-funeral-153326365--abc-news-health.html?vp=1

Imagine how pissed off you'd be to learn that your loved one who recently died... actually wasn't dead after all... not until they started pumping formalin into them while they were still alive. Because if you weren't quite dead YET... you'd be pretty well fucked at that point. Mainlining half a liquid ounce of the shit would probably more than sufficient to kill a 70+ year old man in the most horrible and painful fashion imaginable.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #287 on:** February 28, 2014, 05:54:59 PM »

"Early Thursday, workers at Porter and Sons Funeral Home were preparing to embalm Williams when he started to kick in the body bag"
I bet those people shit a brick

yahoo · « **Reply #288 on:** March 01, 2014, 04:40:24 AM »

its kinda bit creepy and gives you goose bumps.
Lucky for him that he woke up early rather than later. Imagine you were in his shoes and wake up while you are already being embalmed as in like your being injected with embalming fluid while your intestines were taken out.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #289 on:** March 01, 2014, 05:05:32 AM »

They typically have machines that pump the formalin in, and they pump at a pretty good pace. So if they don't do any cutting on the body and just start sucking out blood and pumping formalin in, then by the time the formalin would cause the person so much pain that it would cause them to wake up and move around,... it'd already be too damn late to do anything about it. They'd just have to stand there and watch you die and hope nobody else saw.

yahoo · « **Reply #290 on:** March 01, 2014, 07:41:51 AM »

now that would even be worse

The Dreaming Dragon · « **Reply #291 on:** March 02, 2014, 05:18:18 AM »

http://www.failking.com/59630-ups-and-downs-of-life.html

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #292 on:** March 04, 2014, 04:21:45 AM »

http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20140304/NEWS01/303040015/Man-s-body-found-2-days-after-fiery-beachside-crash

What a way to die

It has got to suck to be walking down the street and have a high speed car crash knock you deep into the bushes nobody finds you for a couple of days.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #293 on:** March 04, 2014, 05:55:23 PM »

http://gma.yahoo.com/10m-gold-coin-hoard-found-yard-may-stolen-141317823--abc-news-personal-finance.html?vp=1

I knew they should have kept their mouth shut and used the coins little by little

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #294 on:** March 05, 2014, 04:20:52 AM »

This story made me think of 2dum

http://mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/ap/2014/03/04/City_to_strike_ban_on_being_willfully_annoying.html

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #295 on:** March 05, 2014, 04:24:24 AM »

This woman has been watching to many of those Fiat 500 commercials

http://mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/3/5/mother_3_kids_rescue.html

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #296 on:** March 06, 2014, 04:04:30 PM »

I hate to see the FLA Gator emblem at the top of this story but it is.

http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20140306/NEWS01/140306013/Police-seek-man-reportedly-urinating-people-near-UF

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #297 on:** March 06, 2014, 05:29:44 PM »

Quote from: Sgt. Dick on March 06, 2014, 04:04:30 PM

I hate to see the FLA Gator emblem at the top of this story but it is.

http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20140306/NEWS01/140306013/Police-seek-man-reportedly-urinating-people-near-UF

<span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube" style="display:inline-block;width:100%;max-width:640px"><span style="display:block;overflow:hidden;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Syqo3L-WbCo/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover;border:0;height:100%;left:0;position:absolute;width:100%" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Syqo3L-WbCo"></iframe></span></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Syqo3L-WbCo" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/Syqo3L-WbCo</a>

Barton · « **Reply #298 on:** March 07, 2014, 09:37:41 AM »

<span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube" style="display:inline-block;width:100%;max-width:640px"><span style="display:block;overflow:hidden;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VRSjLkj0VMw/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover;border:0;height:100%;left:0;position:absolute;width:100%" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VRSjLkj0VMw"></iframe></span></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/VRSjLkj0VMw" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/VRSjLkj0VMw</a>

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #299 on:** March 10, 2014, 05:26:22 PM »

Noticed this in the "Trending Now" box on Yahoo a few minutes ago...

Author Topic: The Strange and Interesting Thread (Read 372518 times)

El Box de Shoutamente