The NFL 2010 season thread

[BIG DICK RICK]

I sometimes wish I didn't live in Michigan due to the fucking Lions and their everlasting, amazing record of sucking dick for years...my god....I don't even watch em anymore cuz it just sickens me haha...and it still amazes me how people in MI have not given up on these assholes yet...their 08' season was fucking awesome haha...I fucking refuse to support these fucks til they pull a turn around like the fucking tigers did and can actually win 2 MAYBE 3 consecutive games every once in awhile...and I loved how so many Michiganders, including my buddies dad who is the biggest diehard Lions fan out there, said the Lions were gunna do great this year...rofl, Stafford gets injured, so does Best(who was supposed to be somewhat of a demi-god from what I heard /shrug)?  and who the fuck else (too lazy to look anything up) and here I am winning bets and getting rich betting against my own team with these diehards who are still clinging...keep sucking Lions!  You're making me rich ...I am just glad basketball is here so now I actually have something to watch and not have to worry about getting pissed and shutting off my tv and walking away disgusted within minutes of the game starting haha.

[|iR|Focalor]

Yeah, I feel ya. Detroit got a great pick out of Ndomikong Suh this year. I was hoping Matt Stafford would stay healthy at least until december, but... Stafford's a good kid, He hasn't changed a bit since his days at UGA, really humble with no bullshit showboat attitude, honestly loves the game, a hard worker and a leader. I was kinda looking forward to having a nice big fat Thanksgiving lunch and then sitting back and watching the Lions possibly win ONE Thanksgiving game for once. I feel bad for Lions and Raiders fans both. Just piss poor upper management and occasionally some piss poor coaching.

[|iR|Focalor]

YAY! BRETT FAVRE LOSES AGAIN! I tell ya what, he has a special talent for making his loses look so pathetic and disappointing too. I would describe the last play of the Vikings - Packers game thusly: Tripping over himself to make a flailing fling lofted up on hopes and dreams only to come down in some toothless pregnant drunk chicks lap in the stands.

Falcons won again today to take their record to 5-2. I can't get too hopeful at this point though. Their next several games are pretty tough opponents. So far so good, no major injuries to the key players... yet. Lidz... I like ya, but... I can't stand T.O. and Chad Ochocinco. Glad ya lost.  I hope you continue losing even more than I hope the Cowboys keep losing.

And by some miracle of Jesus fistfucking Christ, Auburn jumped ahead of Oregon in the BCS rankings to take the new #1 spot. Fucking retarded. Just glad that Georgia has finally come alive again. They've won their last several games by racking up the points pretty quick. Texas keeps looking worse and worse every week. McCoy and Shipley left for the NFL and took all the talent with them.

[[BTF] Reflex]

The Saints crowd looked so dumbfounded during the browns game.  One view of the crowd with confused and sad faces made me laugh.

[lidz]

YAY! BRETT FAVRE LOSES AGAIN! I tell ya what, he has a special talent for making his loses look so pathetic and disappointing too. I would describe the last play of the Vikings - Packers game thusly: Tripping over himself to make a flailing fling lofted up on hopes and dreams only to come down in some toothless pregnant drunk chicks lap in the stands.

Falcons won again today to take their record to 5-2. I can't get too hopeful at this point though. Their next several games are pretty tough opponents. So far so good, no major injuries to the key players... yet. Lidz... I like ya, but... I can't stand T.O. and Chad Ochocinco. Glad ya lost.  I hope you continue losing even more than I hope the Cowboys keep losing.

And by some miracle of Jesus fistfucking Christ, Auburn jumped ahead of Oregon in the BCS rankings to take the new #1 spot. Fucking retarded. Just glad that Georgia has finally come alive again. They've won their last several games by racking up the points pretty quick. Texas keeps looking worse and worse every week. McCoy and Shipley left for the NFL and took all the talent with them.

Watching the Vikings game was like watching the footballs version of the movie 'The Wrestler' - where Farve is a slow motion car wreck.  I bet he pisses blood after each game.

Wishing we lost more than the Cowboys is just plain evil man.  I am united with the cause of the Cowboys and Chargers losing.  I just love watching Rivers look like he is going to cry each week.

On the Bengals note, it is one of those seasons, where you truly see the BS that system allows.  Very talented team, just a horrible structure and front office.  Not to mention the god damn play calling, if I can read the play, then I am sure the defense can.  Along, with Carson always throwing too high for the players.  Shipley had to jump for every pass in the middle.  Surprised if he lasts the season, I really like him though, very talented guy.

I loved watching Carson, yelling at Chad to get his shit together, after he ran a bad route.  I wouldn’t say that I am fans of either receiver, but I do like the way T.O. plays.  He was throwing blocks for Shipley.  He always fought for more yardage after the catch.  Unlike Ocho, who crumples like paper the moment he catches the ball.  Ocho has the skills and has done a good job over the years, but he just isn’t the same.  I don’t know what to say about that loss, I mean coming back from 24 – 3 is tough enough.  Then they do it, then they let it go again.

As I downed beers and some whiskey, I did have a passing thought of you, assuming you were boozing it up too.  Along with how nice a comeback win would have been, so I can rub it in, just a little.  But, then I remembered I was a Bengals fan and had another beer.

 

[|iR|Focalor]

That's why I don't like the big showboat NFL players. They start out as relatively unknown, have one or more impressive seasons to put them on the map, and then before long they have their own stupid TV shows and a thousand bitches all hanging off their ankles, and then at that point they lose their focus in-game. What kind of a dick changes their name to the spanish equivalent of their jersey number and then comes out on the field in a pancho and sombrero? Just ridiculous. Not professional at all. From everything I've heard, he's kind of a prick to coach too, just like his new best buddy Terrell Owens. They think they walk on water and exude selfish attitudes, which CAN and WILL kill a teams chances at being more competitive when it's really on the line. I don't doubt their abilities at all, they are good wide receivers, but even on a good day for them, they really aren't all that impressive anymore compared to a lot of other receivers around the league. Roddy White for example. He has good days and bad days. I'm inclined to believe that he has more good days recently because of his ability to maintain focus on the game when he steps on to the field and puts 100% into every play. That's one thing I like about this Falcons team, no one person takes credit for wins even when they have the daily stats to show that they were the main difference maker. They all understand that it's a team effort and that all part of the machine have to be working perfectly in order to win games. A running back may have a 250 yard game, but they understand that it's the offensive line who makes blocks, creates holes, and provides the opportunity for them to gain those yards.

That's why no matter what the commentators may think or say about Atlanta, I know they're a team that has the potential to take on any other team in the NFL and come away with a win. Ever since 2 years ago when they finally got shit turned in the right direction after the Michael Vick/Joey Harrington debacle, I've been waiting for great things to happen. All they need is a little bit of luck to prevent the injuries and have a few breaks, which is really no different for ANY team that goes all the way. A lot of it is consistent high performance, but sometimes it just comes down to luck.

I never saw the movie The Wrestler, but I have seen Mickey Rourke. They both kinda look the same after a game: shot at and missed, shit at and hit.

[|iR|Focalor]

Randy Moss cut by the Vikings?  Indeedley-doodley. Cut like Brett Favre's stitched up face. I'd like to see him go unemployed for the rest of the season, but I'm sure someone else will pick him up. If he was unemployed for a while and saw that no one in the NFL is going to put up with his shit, maybe he'd be able to snap things back into perspective, adjust his attitude, and hopefully start putting more effort into playing the game rather than going around like someone pissed in his bowl of cheerios when shit doesn't come to him so easy.

[|iR|Focalor]

Tough break, Dallas fans. Not necessarily talking about Tony Romo either. More or less talking about the firing of head coach Wade Phillips, as well their losing streak. I can't believe Jerry Jones waited THIS FUCKING LONG to do something. If he was going to make a change, it should've been when they had 1 or 2 in the L column, not 5 or 6... but honestly, it should've been done at the end of last season. Now Jason Garrett is pretty much SCREWED at a chance to be head coach anywhere because the Cowboy's aren't going to win their next 6 games, and I'm pretty sure that's what Jerry Jones expects if Jason Garrett wants that job next year. There's rumors that maybe he'll offer the job to current Monday Night Football commentator Coach Jon Gruden, but if Gruden is smart, he'll stay far away from it just like Bill Cowher.

Jerry Jones also sounded like he was getting ready to make a list of players he plans on firing after this season. As much as he may not want to do it, he needs to try out someone besides Tony Romo, maybe move him to a backup QB position. At the least, they need someone better at scrambling than him. They damn well better keep Miles Austin no matter what.

[{TNP}Dukie]

I'm hopin they lose all the remaining games myself.  Good draft pick and total humiliation for Jerry.  It's the only way he'll relinquish any power and hire a good coach and staff.

[|iR|Focalor]

Yeah, he strikes me as the kinda guy who knows dick about real football and really only gives a shit about money and entertainment.

[{TNP}Dukie]

Watching the Cowgirls this season is pretty puzzling, to say the least.

[|iR|Focalor]

Watching the Cowgirls this season is pretty puzzling, to say the least.

Especially that Keith Brooking chick.

[reaper]

Damn Buffalo has been losing to good teams by like 2 points but still hasn't won a game!

[{TNP}Dukie]

They beat Detroit yesterday...

[Sgt. Dick]

Damn Buffalo has been losing to good teams by like 2 points but still hasn't won a game!