Author Topic: The last movie you saw.... (Read 565643 times)

deft · « **Reply #210 on:** May 23, 2008, 10:28:29 PM »

Detroit Rock City..one of my favorites.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #211 on:** May 23, 2008, 10:38:13 PM »

Chained Heat

...Wow, I can't believe Linda Blair didn't win an academy award for that role.

Some top-notch acting there, WOOHOO!

The shower scene was nice. HOLY SHIT, bush as thick as the Australian wilderness!

myamagical · « **Reply #212 on:** May 23, 2008, 11:20:45 PM »

Enchanted

9/10

Daemia · « **Reply #213 on:** May 24, 2008, 08:29:11 AM »

So 'Strange Wilderness' by the Happy-Madison Productions was horrible... It had its funny parts but over all I give it a 2/5.
Steve Zahn is SO SKINNY and cracked out in this movie its sad. He looks nothing like he did in National Security and Sahara

quadz · « **Reply #214 on:** May 25, 2008, 10:17:01 PM »

Watched a couple yesterday:

Smiley Face - didn't have any particular expectations for this one, and in that sense it didn't disappoint. Several amusing scenes and never got too stupid. Enjoyable.

The King of Kong which rules and you all MUST rent it now.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #215 on:** May 27, 2008, 09:09:16 PM »

Pr0ns FTW!!!

Chasey Saves The World
rated: XXX
Vivid Video 1996
Starring: Chasey Lain, Jill Kelly, Missy, Amber Woods, Jon Dough, Steven St. Croix
Director: Judy Blue

Apparently these zombie aliens have taken over the bodies of these people in some podunk town. The only way to make them human once again is to fuck them silly. I guess the power of the orgasm is too much for the alien to handle... Yeah, a real riveting plot. More oscar-worthy acting skills in this one than you can shake a brick at. I wonder whatever happened to Chasey Lain, she used to be one of the hottest and most popular babes in the industry. She just disappeared around 2001. Probably for the best. At least she hasn't stuck around like Tera Patrick. Tera's had so much plastic surgery done to her face that she almost looks as bad as Michael Jackson. Pornstars should gracefully take a bow and leave the stage when they get to be too old. Porn star bitches DO have a shelf life, and it's only about 5 years. After that, all the coke starts making their face sink.

I give it 7 out of 10 dancing peckers.

DWxchzrles · « **Reply #216 on:** May 28, 2008, 05:11:46 AM »

Transformers

9/10

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #217 on:** May 29, 2008, 05:07:38 PM »

You know that satisfying splat you get when you nail someone in the face with a railgun when they are at around 2 health? (preferably because they had 202 armor and you've nailed the bastard 4 times in a row)

That was Rambo.

10/10

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #218 on:** May 30, 2008, 09:00:35 PM »

The Mist -10000000/10

I didn't know I'd ever compare a movie to House of the Dead, and say that House of the Dead was better. Don't even see it out of curiosity. It's not even worth your time. Just go read some complete review with spoilers, it'll take 15 minutes and be better written than this entire movie.

Well atleast i can look forward to Zardoz now that I know it can't be worse than the mist. I mean geez. I've seen a Dulf Lundgren movie better than the Mist... RECENTLY!

zndkw1n · « **Reply #219 on:** June 01, 2008, 05:37:10 PM »

www.postalthemovie.com

Here's the awesome intro to the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY

Movie of the year!!!

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #220 on:** June 02, 2008, 07:27:16 AM »

can't even find a torrent of the postal movie in english.

Want to see that one.

Indina Jones: 2/5. it wasn't that good. got 2 because there's some good parts.

reaper · « **Reply #221 on:** June 02, 2008, 07:54:38 AM »

Indiana Jones was ok. It wasn't really good like the original 3

DaHanG · « **Reply #222 on:** June 02, 2008, 08:07:39 AM »

Quote from: zndkw1n on June 01, 2008, 05:37:10 PM

www.postalthemovie.com

Here's the awesome intro to the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY

Movie of the year!!!

jägermonsta · « **Reply #223 on:** June 02, 2008, 08:18:56 AM »

Quote from: zndkw1n on June 01, 2008, 05:37:10 PM

www.postalthemovie.com

Here's the awesome intro to the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY

Movie of the year!!!

LOL... Listen to that cry baby. Waaahh my movie gets no screens, WAAAAH!

Quote from: DaHanG on June 02, 2008, 08:07:39 AM

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #224 on:** June 02, 2008, 08:37:30 AM »

Quote from: DaHanG on June 02, 2008, 08:07:39 AM

Quote from: zndkw1n on June 01, 2008, 05:37:10 PM
www.postalthemovie.com

Here's the awesome intro to the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY

Movie of the year!!!

movie looks awesome. why ban? The Postal 2 MP is out for free now (check out any major game download site. IE fileplanet, filefront, etc).
postal trailer
interview with director.

BTW, I thought he was already banned once?

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